the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

the best notification to get

Getting into a creative endeavor like art or writing or video production or programming or whatever is always going to be hard and time consuming, and you’re going to struggle and you won’t always be 100% satisfied with your work, but that’s the joy of it? The joy of the process, of becoming better

An IATSE Local 600 Camera Operator at their best !

Says a lot about society that there is hundreds of songs written about women but only one song written about godzilla

when someone asks me what i'm writing and i don't want to tell them about my fanfiction

The guy just doesn't like musicals.

feel like shit, just want them back

Someone needs to throw that into a volcano

every single day I stop myself from posting pictures of the shinzo abe gun

my favorite character in my favorite show kills three nazis, and I think that's neat okay??

in the immortal words of Tessa Netting-- "when these two spies are together they are gay and unstoppable"

mentally, i’m here

I'm just saying if my partner lied to me, set up an elaborate rube goldberg machine of accidental workplace injury, left me for dead, and I ended up with severe injuries, abandoned in enemy territory, and bailed out/nursed to health by a criminal syndicate I'd prolly be pretty messed up too 🤷‍♀️

all I can think about is the spies are forever x severance au that lives in the hearts of like four saf fans on tumblr, so I put Owen Carvour on the Severance table

I don't know what it means that in all my years of various fandoms, all the fictional women I've become super intense about, this is the first time I've ever lost it over a fictional man. But this has been the year of Owen Carvour. rip buddy, sorry all that shit happened to you

will i regularly post my silly spies are forever stuff here? who knows

O Christmas Jim, O Christmas Jim

[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],

Man if only someone could make a movie of Roadside Picnic and also be one of the canonical great Soviet directors that would be nice

I've never really done art before, but uhhh... idk I just really love this character

omg the drones got miss piggy

"Taking your advice"

a real sense of panic from establishment elite types who are getting a whiff of the fact that the US political system has very little popular legitimacy

sorry i couldn’t reply i’ve been so busy thinking about how to put two fictional characters in situations

I always have the correct answer but everyone is too much of a coward to do Muppet Showgirls keeping Gina Gershon.

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

in their patrol cars

Trying to be polite answering questions about cannabinoid hyperemesis

when I feel sad about Spies canon I play a little X-Com, where Curt, Owen, Tatiana, and Barb are a squad of besties/soldiers fighting an alien invasion, and everyone is alive thanks to the magical power of save-scumming

Bluesky was invented by Ezekiel Bluesky, a polish immigrant who wanted to create a platform horny enough for gay people, but not so horny that it couldn’t be viewed at work. Modern scholars believe he failed on both counts, but the fruits of his labor exist for us today

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

Remember to leave out some green apples for Uncle Wiley today if you want to receive your scheduled Tickle-Me Wiggly shipment

Just a fun little update on some other stuff I worked on. Starkid is doing a big Black Friday merch sale/drop tomorrow on the 29th! I had the pleasure of doing some illustrations for these posts as well as for stickers! (3rd pic) Y’all should check it out and support these incredible folks!

cherishing the peace I have in my heart from not going to see my family today and instead making a reasonable little feast at home and watching Short Circuit 2 in our jammies

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body

convinced my partner to watch a bunch of musicals thanks to Schmigadoon. So now we've done Godspell, Pippin, and the 2000 version of Jesus Christ Superstar. Up next I wanna do Sweet Charity. Then probably Sweeney Todd, Annie, and Dreamgirls

Ok so @teamstarkid.bsky.social is still revving the engine on their bsky account so I'M going to tell you about the CINDERELLA'S CASTLE pins I designed that to on sale TOMORROW!!!!

pep talk in the bathroom to get through today: