Your grandma was at the nokings rally the same one that disowned you when you came out she's fighting fascism with a big sign and then she will go home and still not talk to you

Who's trying to play

Hello fellow leftists anyone getting ready to commit political violence? We should all meet at the normal ANTIFA spot to draw out a plan

Spending 20 mins on the toilet at work on a Friday night is low key a vibe

I made the mistake on here of quoting a fetish account as a joke and now my timeline is just hairy bears and diaper boys :(

Damn bro cant even escape the annoying men's wear guy on here either fuck you @dieworkwear.bsky.social

Holding up the line at the dispensary because im too busy yelling at the 18 year old budtender for not knowing who Weezer is

Doritos should team up with hot ones to invent diarrhea chips

They should invent a food that just makes you sick

This looks like a guy i work with. You ever think that you could be working with a guy like this and you would never know.... eerie

Cigarette and wind for work dinner tonight

Dick accidentally touched the toilet seat at work

I dont eat cats or dogs

Another beautiful day biking to work i love fall i love being alive hope I dont die on my way home tonight

Welcome to the smolbean no kings rally umm nothing violent please no graffiti we have to respect our overlords also please no face masks we have a new AI that scans and logs your face, gender, salary and we reallllly need that data to send to ICE thanks for your cooperation cattle, I mean human

Yes

Look at my cute dog

Welcome to bluesky solider

Good mythical morning officer what seems to be the problem here?

"Bluesky elder" interesting thing to call yourself you CENTRIST LIBERAL!!!!

🎶 someone pour me up a double shot of pee pee 🎶

I would make a great step father to your son anon, check this out *I do a back flip and break my neck and void my bowels completely*

Ill never be added to a bluesky starter pack because I challenge social norms and attack people on my own side for being gay and cringe also im chopped and unc and bald and middle aged

My hideous vile wife with nice tits, Laura loomer just died...she fucking died she's dead

Today October 16th 2025, marks my 3 years clean from crack cocaine a very big achievement in my life which sucks because I wish I just never got hooked on it and ruined my life but here's to the future I guess

Believe it or not doing this gave me an ulcer like 6 months ago so I actually cant recommend it

Im sorry man if you think twitter group dms are the reason trump won or whatever you have actual rocks in your brain

Good morning star. Buck Barista give me the biggest cup of semen you have because I am a gay liberal who likes this stuff.... my name for the order? Heh charlie kirk

If I had a wife whenever I walked into a room and saw her I would say things like "foid spotted"

This is my dad he molested me until I was 13

Bluesky is fun it just sucks that all the posters are 50 years old and go to bed at 8pm every night geriatric ass website

riding my bike home at midnight after working 8 hours and its 40 degrees out

im scared im lost help me this isn't a joke I am straight up lost and scared please send me help help!!!@ ahhhhh!!!!

first bluesky post on the toilet im shitting hard right now hope everyone else had great movements today

Actually this place sucks too theres nowhere I want to post anymore gonna go find some old forum from 2008 thats still active like every oldhead like me should do I hate the future so much

You can tell this place is ass because that weird rape fan fiction guy has a lot of followers

Seeing some more familiar faces move over after twitter has officially become X theres nothing good there anymore theres nothing good anywhere online anymore its nothing but bots ai slop and nazis and sometimes those overlap it was a good run I had fun but twitter is dead and its never coming back

I have cultivated a group of people around me I do not care for and ive fundamentally ruined my life

Dylan roof has been pardoned by president trump and is now going to run a section of ICE with smelly butch lesbian, kristi noem

Back on bluesky im ready to lib post, Kamala Harris is griffindore and Joe Biden is hufflepuff and Donald "voldatmort" trump is a freaking slytherin

hello again does this place have group dms yet

I still can't believe this place doesn't have group dms especially now that Twitter is getting rid of them I just want a place to talk with my friends that isn't discord please bluesky

This is my uncle I'm not allowed to be in the room alone with him but he's always asking me to play "special games"

never thought I'd cry over a cat because I'm evil but please give me some arbitrary likes, it should of been you instead Dave hooper

if you play RuneScape in 2025 they should send you into space

if you see an ice officer you are allowed to spit on them

great following you've accumulated there, ah yes another snarky post about people in power, 10 points! Will you ever do anything with your popularity?

Yeah my icon is the girl from that movie that glamorizes mental disorders and hides chicken bones under her bed yes I'm 18 why do you ask?

asked a coworker what his favorite movie was and he said the new Deadpool movie :/

make cost of living go up, pass insane laws against minorities in the workplace, people are too poor because of cost of living rising they don't strike against insane laws, ????? profit