i want computer to make movie for me. i want computer to talk to me. i want computer to take my job. i want to fuck computer. i want computer to mock and devalue the very spark of ingenuity and creativity that makes us human

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

C Viper x Mech Zangief

The best part is going to be when they integrate sports betting into the sexts “Your throbbing manmountain makes me SOOOOOO wet, but you know what would make me even wetter? If you put a three team parlay on DraftKings using promo-code ‘SUCKER.’ Oh yeah, baby, let me suck you dry.”

On Sunday, I visited DEAR NEW YORK, Brandon Stanton's "love letter" to the city he's been documenting for years as "Humans of New York" for their family reception with student artists. It's a gorgeous exhibit that's transformed Grand Central Station. See it before 10/19!

Love it when Republicans try to tell me that I’m exaggerating about what Republicans are actually like behind closed doors. No. They’re just pissed when people break their trust — AKA their white supremacist bro code — by telling the truth about what they’re like. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

“That is such bullshit” @mizzwelch.bsky.social isn’t having it when @corybooker.com tries to blame Democratic failures to stand up to Trump (including his own vote for Kushner’s dad) on a “circular firing squad” Full @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social ep: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc?...

Your daily reminder that Republicans in Congress have gone on vacation while they force thousands of Americans to go without a paycheck this week.

Hello, #portfolioday! I'm Anna, I'm freelancing. I'd love to illustrate your card game the most (but I'll illustrate anything)! I draw with both traditional and digital tools. I'm best at drawing creatures. Thank you ♥ 🖼️ cara.app/august 📨 [email protected] 🕸️ august.net.pl ☕️ ko-fi.com/august

The thugs broke her clarinet too. Please share and call to help.🥺💔

Sharing my friends post here. Please share. We need any and all videos that may exist leading up to this attack by ICE.

Portland, OR

Nah, everyone calls her the bathroom genital inspector. She poses in front of bathrooms like a weirdo.🧐

In twelve days, New Yorkers will begin to cast their ballots and face a stark choice. A choice between democracy and oligarchy. Between a city you can afford or more of the same. Between the hope of a brighter future or a broken past. We will choose the future.

Federal cuts to SNAP are simply wrong. No Oregon family should go hungry, so we’re working to make sure every impacted Oregonian knows where to turn for help.

Jordy: Republicans control every branch of government. Every day that passes with the gov shut down is another reminder that Trump and the GOP would rather protect pedos than ensure people have health care. Because once the government reopens, you know what’s coming—a vote on the Epstein files.

The documentary I made with Miss Major 10 years ago is on Vimeo on Demand. If you want to spend some time with her on screen tonight and learn some abolitionist trans history while you're at it, it's free to rent with the code "shinebright" vimeo.com/ondemand/major

Multiple airports are now announcing they will refuse to play Kristi Noem’s government-funded video blaming “Democrats” for the government shutdown. “We believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging,” one airport said.

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Happy Ryu, a jolly dinosaur, is the mascot for Fukui Prefecture, where dinosaur bones were discovered and which often gets voted the happiest place in the country.

Forbidden love

He doesn't understand that people go out and exercise their First Amendment rights against this regime for free.

As many Portlanders return to work Monday after a relatively sedate and rainy weekend of marches and protests, the city awaits word on whether the National Guard will be allowed to deploy to city streets.

The Trump administration removed the 5th National climate assessment, which was congressionally mandated and taxpayer funded, because they deny science. It’s now back online on a non-government website.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

My latest is the story of how my community has rallied to protect and defend our neighbors in recent days, as ICE has targeted the Rogers Park neighborhood in Chicago. "This is not a story about a moment of victory, but a moment of being reminded of our power."

Shh, don't wake them up. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

How about call him "Prince Scandrew"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

A major coastal storm is headed our way tonight and into Monday, which is likely to bring heavy winds and rainfall. Please take precautions! Report locations of downed trees at NYC.gov/311 or call 311. Report power outages to 1-800-75-CONED.

Some men on social media be like ‘you’re an ugly b*tch and you don’t deserve rights and I hope you get assaulted’ and then when they’re blocked post ‘omg women/the left claim to be tolerant but they won’t even debate with me’.

MEMPHIS — Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social rallies after just announcing his run for Congress: “We need new energy to meet this moment… a moment unlike anything we have ever seen before.”

I pitched in at katforillinois.com/stream @katmabu.bsky.social good luck!

It’s pronounced cyclist.

HOWLING

Right here… dassit!!!!

This is what it looks like when your community stands up.

LA: we will fight you. Chicago: we will fight you. PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

When I was Wayne County’s Health Director, we kicked off our program to deliver over tens of thousands of pairs of free glasses to Michigan kids who needed them—just like I did in Detroit nearly a decade ago. Because that’s what public service is about.

I think the combos of Jared Leto, the economy being ass, and Disney bending the knee might have something to do with it?

Their complaints that Dems oppose the “rural hospital fund” are so hilarious. Kind of like: “I’m going to burn down your house and give you a chocolate chip cookie instead.” “That sounds terrible.” “What you don’t like chocolate chip cookies!?”

Looking for SpOoKy ways to celebrate 🎃 Halloween in and around Portland? Here are some fun suggestions, including haunted corn mazes, pub tours, pumpkin picking, and more! >> https://loom.ly/BJsBRLE

This is my gift to you. It’s my new stand-up comedy special and it’s FREE. Have some laughs on me ❤️ KG youtu.be/UF2REkRgUZA

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

Unsolicited lick pic.

The 24-year-old talks about the spray, the viral video and why he’s protesting.