Patio times this morning because I am getting a pup cup!!!

A corgi photo to break your attention from the terrible path our country is on.

Wake up peoples! It’s time for the Ralph Patrols!

Winston is getting a bath! Poor guy!

Sleepy Saturday patrols! Let’s go!

Friday floof from El Ralpho! He’s off on patrol!

Happy Thursday friends — almost the weekend! Let’s go for patrols!!!

Ralph is ready for road construction supervision today! Almost 9:00 a.m. and not a worker in sight. Slackers are going to get the chomp!

Don’t forget to get stretch before your squirrel patrols! #corgicrew

Dad tricked me into a bath! On a Sunday? That’s inhumane!!!

We got a snow dusting so Ralph is having some turf rolls before patrols!

Ralph is furious with my photography — “it’s patrols times dad, not photos times”! Let’s go!

Ralph is surveying his kingdom before Friday squirrel patrols! Winter has returned to Chicago, so he and Taco are planning an escape to warmer weather.

I love my city!

Time for Thursday urban squirrel patrols! Let’s go corgi team!

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Good morning dogs, cats, and some humans! Time for the Ralph Patrol — squirrels better get ready!

I had to bork dad again this morning — but he finally got me another pup cup at the coffee shop!

Heading out for patrols and giving a mean side eye to my dad for blocking my light! He’s always in my way!!!

Ralph had some black coffee and made it out for Sunday patrol times! Let’s goooo!

Sleepy Ralph today. He and Taco stayed out too late drinking with the ladies!

Happy Saturday friends! Time for the Ralph Patrol!!!

More big borks at my dad this morning. It’s not photo time — it’s Ralph dog breakfast time!

Wake up humans! It’s time for the Ralph patrol! Let’s go — and bring your treats!

I do not approve of dad’s break time, so I am sticking my tongue out at him.

Wake up humans! It’s patrol times again and I am unleashing my furious bork!!!

Behold the floof!

Monday Ralph rolls with tongue out action!

We got a sprinkle of snow so I had some Ralph rolls before patrols!

Time for squirrel patrols on a sunny Saturday! Let’s go squizzers! Time to run!

Big Winston is getting a bath right now as well! Poor guy!

Dad is giving me a baths?!!! Traitor!!!

I get so tired of waiting for the elevator when I am trying to get out my patrols! They should dedicate the private elevator for Ralph Use Only! Please vote in the comments below!

I am ready for Wednesday snow rolls and patrols! Let’s go people!!!

I am just a God, standing in the rain, begging you to replace Chuck Schumer.

I am so sleepy but I still have to do patrols (extra early today)! How much more winter time left?

This is now without question the biggest politico-financial scandal in United States history. Teapot Dome was trivial in comparison.

Ralph is trying to destroy Ralph 2.0?! Nooooo!

Setting out for Sunday squirrel patrols!!! Let’s go peoples!

Snow rolls for Saturday!!! Let’s go people — time for patrols!

Does anyone else think Amazon is disgusting for bankrolling (bribing)“Melania” and the Trump family?

Happy Friday friends! It’s snow dusted turf roll times!

Sleepy Ralph today! I don’t want to get up but dad has the Zoom court!

I am supervising dad’s work break. I have to make sure he does take any longer than ten minutes!

Time for snow dust turf rolls! Hope all my friends have a great Wednesday!

Happy Tuesday, friends! Snow roll in the remnants — still very cold out!

Monday morning snow rolls! Then I am going to check on the bunnies to bring more blankets and make sure their heating stove is still burning.

It’s my one year adoption anniversary today — and dad got me the best gift ever! 5 inches of powder snow for romp times! Trying to shake off of my hangover from all that tequila with Taco and Ms. GG last night! GG is taking us to a dog / cat brunch spot in NY and then we are jetting somewhere warm.

Not so gentle reminder: if you support Donald Trump and his goons, you don’t want to follow this account. No corgi love for you!

I don’t need snow to have a roll! Still frigid here but dad took off his glove to snap my photo! He’s the beast!