It’s Friday, people! Let’s get out there and party!!!

Wake up squirrels!!! Ralph is coming for you! Please have a scone for me if you would like a pass today!

Dad gave me so many floof rubs last night! Ready for Wednesdsy patrols!

Time for Tuesday squirrel patrols! Let’s go humans! Holidays is over!

Time for couch cuddles!

Let’s go peoples! Holiday times are over. Ralph is the Captain now!

I made a new friend on patrols this morning. He might join up with me and Taco cat and keep our snacks warm!

Let’s go human! Stop with the photos and let’s get to the patrols!!

Time for 2026 Polar Patrols people! You tell those squirrels that Ralph is on the way!

Happy New Year! Wishing a wonderful 2026 to all Corgis, lots of cats, and a few people!

We got a little more snow tonight so I did some more rolls before squirrels patrol! I told the squirrels they could have tomorrow off because Taco cat and I will be way too hungover to chase them.

There isn’t much left but I am still doing snow rolls like my friend Herbert. Taco is driving in the Snow Cat, as he does not enjoy the rolls!

We got snows! I did so many super snow rolls — and it was “surprise” snow — the best kind!!!

It’s pouring so I got the terrible towels again! Cruel!!!

Dad took me to the big park and I got to bark as much as I wanted!

It’s time for Saturday squirrel patrols! Let’s go human!!!

Now I have to join the group!

Now that Christmas is over, I have notified the squirrels that patrols will resume in 24 hours! After that, it’s a squirrel buffet!

Merry Christmas to all my Bluesky friends!

Happy Christmas Eve everyone! Dad is going to a party at Big Winston’s and I am not invited! Rude!!!

Is Corgi futbol Times! Let’s gooooal!

Today I am going to a holiday breakfast with the squirrels. We have agreed to limited patrolling until after Christmas so they can celebrate in peace. But after that…they will feel the Ralph!

Time for sub-zero squirrel patrols! Let’s go, people!

Dad took me for a bath yesterday and they scrubbed my floofs! How does it look?

Happy Friday friends! Temperatures have plunged once again in Chicago so Taco and I are taking suggestions for a tropical weekend getaway!

Before patrols, I snuggle in my bed with a tiny smile on my face. It’s almost time!

Wake up Humans! It’s time for squirrel patrols!!!

It warmed up enough for dad to take a patrol picture! Let’s go!!!

Dad took me for some zoom times!

Still too here cold for outdoor pictures! Here is a shot of big Winston!

Heading out for another frigid walk. I am bringing some extra warm blankets for the squirrels.

Too cold out for patrol pictures today! I gave dad a barking even though he gave me a nice breakfast!

Happy Friday friends! Off for squirrel patrols. I am having a surprise walker later today because dad is preparing for a trial.

“They took my snows! They took my snows!”

It’s gross and rainy so I am having indoor football times! Let’s go!

Happy Tuesday, friends! Off for patrols! Bob

Taking a break from squirrel patrols — I am building snow fort!

Sunday morning snowstorm for El Ralph! Nice powder for my snow rolls!

It’s zoom times!!

Saturday snow rolls and squirrel patrols! Combo special available for a limited time.

Supervising dad’s couch time!

Happy Friday friends! Still plenty of snow for romps and rolls!

I got in some morning snow rolls today despite the frigid weather!

Dad says it’s too cold for snow rolls pictures today! He is so weak!!! Can I trade him?

Fresh snow overnight so I had amazing snow rolls this morning! Then off for patrols!

Dad says no snow rolls until he takes my picture! So rude!!!

Snowy Sunday squirrel patrols are happening now! Meet at the park by the river to join!

Doing my afternoon patrols in the blizzard! I love the snows!

Snowy turf roll times! I had to get extra extra terrible towels but it was worth it. It’s just starting and we are supposed to get up to a foot of snow!

Turkey break times is over squizzers! Ralph is back on 100% patrol mode!!!