Proper laugh out loud. 😂

Post something random for the collective amusement.

My daughter: “Let’s be real, you make a one metre long cake and put lilies on top, it looks like you’ve buried a child.” #GBBO

Join me in calling on @RachelReevesMP to stop propping up declining oil and gas companies with £2.7 BILLION of tax breaks a year (🤯) and fund a jobs guarantee for workers instead: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

For one month only we’re selling hand printed (by me) Don’t Boop The Snoot T-shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and Mugs on our store. Orders end on Dec 1st. We’ll have a different design next month. thelifeofsharks.com

i think about this william gibson quote a lot

By my count, we are only 70 away from meeting our goal for this campaign. This campaign that has dominated our lives for the last month. This campaign that we started planning 3 months ago. All that work, all those meetings. It was hundreds of people hours, and we're so close to the end. Please!

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if you're on SNAP and need bike repair I'll do it for free. DM me and we'll get it figured out (I'm back in Chicago 11/8)

Legendary wing walker Lillian Boyer at work. WW1, the availability of war surplus aircraft after it and the many flight schools that popped up, created an explosion of opportunity for female aviators. E.g. the schools that didn't want take women quickly discovered that economically they needed to.

PSYCHIC: *flips over tarot card with a picture of a duck* ME: What the hell is that supposed to mean? *sniper bullet hits me in the temple*

OBVIOUSLY THESE ARE DELIGHTFUL. Personal favourites are the few non-human mundane outfits - funeral suit, subway exit 8 & rice ball poster.

School’s Out by Alice Cooper. Bought from a tiny local record shop in maybe 1973 with saved up pocket money. I was amazed to find it was designed as a desk with fold out legs. Still got it.

Here at The Daily Tism, we know how hard it can be to get your shit together. That’s why we have absolutely no idea how to help - but we do have these five quotes that are supposed to help you but definitely won’t. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/119410...

the late fee hit and i’ve only gotten $16 so far, need $30 ASAP to avoid worse fees!!!

Some links to support people in Jamaica (from someone in JA). please boost 1. www.foodforthepoorja.org 2. theafj.org 3. (if you want to give to the govt) supportjamaica.gov.jm?fbclid=PAdGR...

Happy Halloween!

This is what my wife makes up for trick or treaters. We’ve just finished 120 of them, and we’re on to the reserve Haribo. #Halloween

Goddamn makes me want to buy a turntable again.

Voted. Here's hoping that enough people will bother to vote to keep "Restore Trust's" divisive AstroTurf bullshit out of the National Trust. goodlawproject.org/case/tufton-...

Trying my best to be sincere

My wife drew our pumpkin face this year, and unconsciously channeled King Crimson!

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Living under a Reform council is terrifying & if they can’t even run councils, how could they possibly run a country? #NeverVoteReform #NeverFarage

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. To look upon my works and despair, press 2…

We are ready. #Halloween

The fun thing about having a small team working with you is you can say "hey you're spending this week digging for stolen mobile phones in London flowerbeds, I promise you it's a thing". www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pho...

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, like and subscribe.

TransActual have put together these handy FAQs to respond to MPs (or anyone else) who is still struggling to get their head round why the EHRC’s draft Code of Practice would be so devastating for the trans community. Feel free to share, download, print, whatever! transactual.org.uk/wp-content/u...

New @chartlifepod.bsky.social ! Please like, share, shout about it!

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November. This was genuinely for sale in a gift shop.

Just 5 days left to order Life of Sharks Sweaters and T-shirts for Christmas. thelifeofsharks.com

People who hate all immigration and immigrants are like children who found a treehouse in the woods, climbed up, and then tried to burn the ladder behind them. "THIS IS OUR TREEHOUSE, JUST FOR US! GOD SAID SO!" Only, they didn't build that treehouse. Someone else did. It's not yours.

"Reform are on our side..." Are they fuck.

Farage: epic grifter

Adverts should be representative if traditional British families. (Am I doing this right?)

Shamelessly stolen for my lock screen.

The Erie Canal, completed 200 years ago, transformed America's economy, explains a historian. Although the canal idea was widely criticized as impractical and against “God’s will”, within a few years, shipping rates from Lake Erie to New York City fell by over 90%.

Well that’s terrifying

Good for her. I sent along some money.

I'm thinkin' about my *doorbell When ya gonna **ring it when ya gonna **ring it *JPeg **ping

We have a NEW podcast, our first since Archive 81! It's called 'Conversations with Ghosts' and it's a mix of horror, history, and fun sound design. The first two episodes are out NOW, listen wherever you got your podcasts.

Conor McGregor sexually assaulted a woman in a hotel. At the time, I didn't see gangs of angry people trying to burn down boxing rings or ban MMA fighters from entering the country. Maybe because the riots last night in Dublin weren't about the victim but about racism and right-wing nationalism.