30 to 40 mandarin oranges: an easy weekend dinner. I will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 mandarin oranges.

these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core

computer…. enhance 🧐

A+++++++

Produce is coming on Friday, because I don't have it in me to shop and stow away in the same day. Citruses. Salad vegetables. More vegetables. Another big ol' ham because haaam. I feel like an antarctic research station cook waiting for the next boat with freshies to sail in.

Last place, well earned. Not only did you buy a Swastikar from a fascist, no, you also bought a lemon. One where body parts ared glued to it and things fail regularly leading to expensive repair work. Good luck with your POS.

Enough with the phone, hooman!

This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

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Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)

Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

no my brain is fine i got the MRI for my friend

A cross-party group of lawmakers will urge the European Parliament to ditch internal use of Microsoft’s ubiquitous software in favor of a European alternative www.politico.eu/article/get-... #digitalsovereignty #digitalesouveränität

Thanksgiving leftovers. This is my answer to the yearly game of "how do I eat down this giant thing I bought because it was cheap." I basically ended up with a frijoles charros variant, sub a mess of pumpkin, which may be for the best for my blood sugar.

EAT THE JACK O LANTERN. Part 3. I'm on a roll. The bag of grocery store potatoes didn't make it to gobble gobble day. Planned on using the bigger spuds and a smaller squash, but butchered another big pumpkin instead and now I'm making something with a Mexican tilt.

My cat has always hated me dancing or working out. She’ll attack me while doing yoga, working out, or just enjoying a simple two-step to get up & move in the morning. Today her build up to the attack at the end builds with the Sugaree jam 😂

🎯 @robsandia.bsky.social on Private School Vouchers (for the wealthy) — “CALL THEIR BLUFF… if they want public dollars, they should have to follow the same rules as public schools… it’s not a ‘COMPETITION’ when not everyone is playing by the same rules.” (cc: Speaker Sexton)

this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house

Caturday floof! Trying to get up to cook and get ready, but Mavis doesn't want me to move.

Cooking is finished because I'm out of gas. Crunchy onions? Have em, but too tired. Crunchy dessert topping? Too tired. The pumpkin orange cranberry works as a stand alone, but it would've done even better with the toppings. Considering I'm still nonweightbearing on the foot, this is plenty for me.

The pumpkin must floooow. I do NOT remember Strattera brain actually buying this, but thank goodness it did because I didn't start cooking until like six. As much as I want to bang out the deranged thing from scratch, glaze and all, that's not happening with me starting this late.

EAT THE JACK O LANTERN Here we go again. I threw a bag of cranberries in the cart before surgery, spacing that the one cranberry recipe I can stand doesn't work anymore because I became allergic. I started this too late in the day to even get both halves prepped, but my table space is back.

Why is my pen squeaking!?

bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry

Three. And. A. Half. Hours. That doesn't even include setting up the tree itself, which I had the sense to do before the surgery that Mavis screamed at me until I got. At least she doesn't try to climb it. Can't wait for this lemon foot to heal up.

Mississippi pot roast really is that easy, and THAT good. The magic has just begun...

Ahh yes, the three genders

Now is a great time for kitchen witchery. The ritualized making of food in the heart of your home honoring the living & the dead with sustenance and intention. Fold your will into what you’re making and be mindful of your spot in the web. Meditate on all of it.

Laundry is clean but not put away. I want it done now, but she is making me rest.

EAT THE JACK O LANTERN. Seriously, our economy is cooked and the decor is made of real calories. Can't believe I'm posting the dumpster fire recipe, but if it helps someone come up with an idea for theirs they feeds them it's worth it...

Good thing that this will last a while because it took me two days and I'm exhausted. Also, what the Purina happened to corned beef and hash? Like I knew it wasn't going to be the best shortcut, but it aspires to be as good as the block of Spam that I threw in because WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEAT???

Me before surgery: I regret spending so much on kitchen toys. Me recovering & borderline housebound: I need ice cream. Where's that dumb gadget I bought like five years ago? Where's the canned milk I got this summer? How much chokecherry jam does it take to sweeten a can of milk? Gimme treatsssss.

First round of cooking since surgery, and I butchered a carving pumpkin. Not the easiest pick to start with but it was by the cd table and I wanted the floor space.

Holy shit

Cracks in the dam. www.rawstory.com/mtg-26742992...

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

In case you missed the red flags. 🚩 🚩 🚩

Victory is mineeee. Teh hooman walks liek kangaroo wit metal stiks. Nao I canrest.

More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received. The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬

Oh no! Rest in peace, Sally Kirkland. This is especially heartbreaking: SAG-AFTRA canceled Medicare supplemental insurance in 2021 for members over the age of 65 and she died with a go fund me page in hospice care.😢💔 www.masslive.com/news/2025/11...

The days of thanking veterans today and forgetting them tomorrow has to come to an end.