taking my sweet honey angel pie to the local StinkCenter and winning her an onion

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

Still snowing, and wind is bad enough that the drone couldn't keep up, but a brief shot from the sky of the current state of the world near Porter Square in Somerville, MA as of 5pm on Monday.

Sinistcha Pokemon card for the wonderful @/cafewisp (insta) 🥰

I will take the brave middle ground here and say (1) That's not really a traumatizing event (2) We probably should not encourage public urination in shared spaces (3) I don't think trash_panda97 is a good representative of "American leftism"

I love how much of Tall Trails is just "check out this dope 3D model I found"

in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back

sometimes u just wanna sleep on the livingroom couch even if it's bad for you

BOMBOGENESIS BOMBOGENESIS BOMBOGENESIS BOMBOGENESIS

Olympians Showered With Mortadella Confetti During Milan Closing Ceremonies

for some reason I was under the impression that neocities made you edit everything in like their editor? finding out that they're just kind of a web host and you can put whatever in there and they have a cli means I shall be migrating my site there posthaste

"Quakertown is too conservative to demand that their police chief be fired" who cares about the political process or even being from there go egg that guy's house. CBE used to dump roadkill at their rival school in the name of FOOTBALL!!!

why is nobody at the Olympics skating to jopping

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day

早春

My snowed-in project of completely re-writing and re-hosting my blog is finally complete*! It was a lot of fun but I would like it to get warm again please blog.mortodella.net/blog/2026-02...

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

the replies to this are draining my life force man nobody knows the thing im talking about already exists no wonder you all conflate "the computer" and whatever big tech is doing as the same thing. i'm talking about FOSS. you don't have to use the tech bro evil computer software*

I don't follow anybody mad about mewgenics and I don't really care about that discourse but every post I see being like "THIS will turn your opinion around!!" ends up being like bog standard "apolitical reddit guy" stuff that is just not compelling to me

sometimes millennials will be really into something I was into in like high school that I feel like I've grown out of, and I'm like well I was 17 at the time but what's your excuse

one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet

rose.systems/animalist 122 animals listed 🦒𓃰🫎🐜🐦🐹🐔🐀🐁𓆏🐟🪸🐬🦈🦍🦅𓅪🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐷🐗🐶😸𓃬🐆🐼🦥🦋𓅣🐦🦎🦦🐢🐻‍❄️🐻🌈🐻🐻🐻🦐🐋🐳🕊️🕊🦚🦃🐮🦬🐟🦐🐟🪱🕷🐍🐍🐍🐍🐟🦝🦩🐒🦜🦘🐦🪿🦆🦆🦌🦊𓆏🐸🐛🐛🐛🪰🐞🐛🐛🐿🦭🐧🐛🦓🦪🦞🐎🦫🐺 Surely I can do better than this

Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware

Üdü Wüdü! Definitely not in English! youtu.be/cSqsfVhcJSo?...

is Kalshi under the impression that the Spartans survived the battle of thermopylae??

based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit

Normalcy is dead. What now?

Oh it's also the same guy from that video that was going around titled "Hillary Clinton Interviews 100 Year Old French Clown". This has lived in my head for years. RIP

starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import

going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"

Okay, the New York Times has a very dumb op-ed about the US’s “marijuana problem”. You are completely valid in just dismissing it as fear shit, but I will make a Lil’ Thread of some of the dumb stuff in particular, for the Sickos and Curious. Keep your cool, remember: it’s bad on purpose. Andiamo:

not a real comics artist but I always thought #hourlycomicsday looked fun so here's mine! next time I'll use pen I think. #hourlycomicsday2026

The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.

mister beast dot salesforce dot com

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

PBS kids is sending me

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

wanted to try to do hourly comics day this year just for fun and it's immediately taxing my limited drawing skills lol

if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away

Hiring the guy who torched Tumblr as the Washington Post CEO is one of the more blatant examples of how failure is a feature of the role. Not only can C suite people fuck up on a massive scale with no consequences, there is strategic value in dropping a fuckup into a role like that

Even if you oppose the tax "pro-Billionaires" is an insane position to take. This is like opposing a tax on cigarettes by holding a pro lung cancer rally

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

can i say something without everyone getting mad at me

Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.

It really sucks that Microsoft sunk its claws into so much of the game industry and is attached to a ton of games I wanna play. What sucks even more is supporting genocide, which is something Microsoft loves doing. I’m very in favor of Microsoft fucking off until it stops loving genocide so much.

the mere mention of Fallout 4 in the nintendo direct unlocked my cursed biennial urge to spend 48 full hours modding it and then 4 hours playing the same opening tutorial slog and stopping after the cognitive dissonance of Boston not being that small irl overwhelms me