Mother's Day at River Side Casino, where moms always get lucky.

The Odyssey (1987)

If Kacey Musgraves is truly going through a dry spell, I volunteer as tribute

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

Flight Of The Conchords are playing their first US shows in a decade this week. Here’s “Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros” at the Largo warmup for their Netflix Is A Joke Festival sets.

Hell yes! Wonderful priorities, sir. No more pale babies!!!

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

Only in America would a major sporting event lead right into a daytime gameshow episode

Arsenal is probably going to get spanked in the final, but I'm so happy they made it :)

COYG!!!!!

I will be there!

Forget our failing public schools, hungry students, and overworked teachers! This is the important shit that our resources should be going to

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Semi-final ready - COME ON YOU GUNNERS!

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

This is Astro. He doesn’t have an underbite or anything. Has just been really good about flossing lately and wants someone to notice. 13/10 (IG: toweronthego)

Greetings from Astoria

Me, emerging for breakfast every morning

This dude is just another religious snake, but no one wants to accept it

3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ career stolen bases for José Ramírez!

🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com

ranch for poorly drawn horses

Catch me out here running 15 miles tomorrow like an idiot

I feel like I totally nailed a promotion interview today and I'm refusing to think otherwise! 😤 I need this shit

The Balcony, by Édouard Manet, 1868-69, 📸 by Sarah Stier

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Reposting: I took the paywall down for this one. Spread the word: #SaveTheCaps #vancouverwhitecaps #vancity #SaveTheCrew #Crew96 #VamosColumbus www.thedisrespected.com/the-mls-ponz...

Sea lions stink like no other, but it's so fun watching them bark at each other and climb rock cliffs with their flippers

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

Congress has let drug companies rip off Americans for decades. Lobbyists, campaign cash, and a system that protects industry profits. But it doesn’t have to be this way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnj-2yfL13U

Incels have gone too far

Douchebag Hegseth's hairline is retreating faster than Josh Hawley on Jan. 6

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

A little more than a year ago, @paperwords.bsky.social received a letter from the US Forest Service detailing plans for a new wildfire recovery project. But a single word caught his eye—and alerted him to a secret, Big Tobacco-style campaign with ramifications for our forests.

Here's a wonderful feel-good story to start the week! youtu.be/4P1om1ZTTRY?...

Running a 4:33 mile 26+ times over is mental!! Breaking two hours just didn't seem possible!!

I genuinely love that the entire Oregon coast is open for public access, but enough with cars on the beaches. Old timers will argue they've been doing it forever, but it's unnecessary and gross. The coast should be free this shot

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

Friday beers, burgers on the grill, baseball on TV 🙇 it's going to be a beautiful weekend in the PNW, enjoy it!!

Get fucked

This Cubs/Phillies game has been wonderful as a neutral. And even more evidence that day baseball is best baseball

The best part about the NFL draft is that you can simply ignore it and live a normal life like 99 percent of the world

I can't stand the TikTok-ified editing style where it's constant cuts and zooms. Nauseating

East coast and Colorado friends- go see Dogs this summer!!! You will NOT be disappointed! I'm excited to hit two of their PNW shows in June 🐶

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement