Liars’ ‘Drum’s Not Dead’ was released 20 years ago today 💿

It's been one of those weeks so I'm officially authorizing emergency Thursday beers!

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

2026 basically

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

Hear Jeff Tweedy's stripped-down cover of Cameron Winter's "Love Takes Miles"

Spoken like someone that's never worked a day of hard labor

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

A legend for bald representation! ✊

We can't fall into right-wing populism’s lie that the most vulnerable in society are to blame for wealth inequality in our countries. We need to build movements that tell the truth: the story of wealth inequality is not a cultural one, but a class one.

This story is going to make a great documentary once it's all said and dons

Happy Valentine's Day 🥲 youtu.be/Q3VjaCy5gck?...

Me at 23 years old hearing At The Drive In: I definitely know what this is about.

Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.

Solidarity for my fellow bald bros! ✊ Hair is a waste of time

yea i work out. im trying to work out how i can own a home in this economy.

The IOC saying the depiction of those killed in an unjust war is "political" tells you everything you need to know

If daddy trump doesn't have anything to hide, why is he redacted from the Epstein files thousands of times 🤔🤔

Gun Owners of America is lobbying Congress to pass the SAVE Act, which would require a majority of Americans to show a passport to register to vote. But GOA opposes any law that requires showing a drivers license to buy a gun. These are not serious people.

There are zero valid reasons to use a Ring doorbell. If you must have a home security camera, do it right instead of selling your privacy to big brother

I struggle to enjoy Olympic events with judge scores determining a winner. Picking winners from subjective criteria is not a legitimate competition IMO

First Friday beers since Dry January ended!! Enjoy em, folks 🍻🍻

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

I got to meet Lindsay when she was dating Tiger and came along to a golf tournament I was working. She was so nice and kind, while Tiger was always the complete opposite. She's always been a winner in my book, unlike her ex.

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

This would sound beautiful at the Super Bowl. Just saying...

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

If I say what I want to say, I'd surely get put in timeout.....

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Every job sucks. I've been working since I was 15 and never once enjoyed a single job. Fuck capitalism

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

Fuck every "influencer" and "content creator" that's ever existed. Making money off social media is a scourge to society and something that should be shut down yesterday

I got stuck behind a garbage truck that was stuck behind a school bus... Needless to say my five minute drive took 15 minutes

GTFO of my city!!!

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

hell yeah

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

I'm so god damn mother fucking excited to go hiking tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!

New England Seattle San Francisco Bad Bunny Green Day

Keeping the spirits high for Bobby this tour 🌹 👼 thanks for rockin with us Portland #DogPound🐶

Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck everyone involved in this administration and those that voted for this mess. I need a social media break ✌️

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace