oh my god

Labour to introduce tax on saying “ooooh big stretch” when your dog does a cute stretch

78/93 in @mikemuncer.bsky.social and @adamzed.bsky.social's horror quiz. I still didn't win, but I had a lovely time. Best bit was seeing their live reaction to them hitting their Kickstarter target for Deadvault though!

What film do you consider perfect

Kenneth Williams' accent in CARRY ON COWBOY is quite something. Sid James and Joan Sims are doing a good job. Jim Dale isn't even bothering.

Favourite new band from Cambridge Indiepop Alldayer (And Yet) going down the old "unsearchable on the internet band name" route I see. It doesn't help that there seems to be another, more established And Yet. Plus and band called And Yet It Moves.

Amusingly, these arseholes will be begging for our votes soon enough. Remember fascist shit like this when they do.

Literally begging DJs to remember that Robyn songs that aren't "Dancing On My Own" exist (yes I danced to it. With other people).

Is that because Farage is happy to run the place from a Wetherspoons in Chatham?

Bloody @fortitudevalley.bsky.social though mate 😍😍😍

I am in Cambridge. The lack of hills is unsettling. Why is there so much sky? Anything could swoop out of that.

Oh, for the love of God, just one day without them fucking something up. STOP USING AI

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

Man's got a point.

Look, all of these songs are good, but only "No UFOs" created a whole genre of music, so you should vote for that (and an A-side I guess).

Amber weather alert and flood warnings is it.

KEEPER doesn't seem to be on at my cinema of choice, despite them showing trailers and having posters up. Unless the release date has been delayed?

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

I refuse to believe that this record is 20 years old *crumbles into dust*

I'd never heard of Ania Magliano or Phil Ellis before this last series of Taskmaster, but now I'm getting tickets to see them in Sheffield. Discovering new nice things is good.

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Artists PLEASE I am begging you to use alt text on your art. I want to support you and RT your art but I'm not going to if it does have alt text, and there are so, so many people who feel the same

Went to Walkley Beer Co earlier, and a massive, elderly chocolate Labrador called Bon-Bon kept nudging my hand with his massive head because he wanted more fusses.

So many people replying to People's Pop Polls posts are blocked, and because the replies to *them* indicate that they're whining about the results, I am not questioning the Bluesky Blockoland policy.

I might be done. This episode was pretty dull (one hilariously bad scene aside).

Look, when I promised myself that I'd never waste my time hate-watching anything ever again, I didn't know that something as hilarious as IT: WELCOME TO DERRY would turn up did I?

Ernie Bushmiller predicted social media decades before the Internet existed

#ClassicAlbumThursday ABC - The Lexicon Of Love Opulently arranged and produced, while every song is almost supernaturally catchy. Some albums like this have the rest of the songs overshadowed by the big hits, but this one doesn't. Sheffield represent!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Keir Starmer: Wes Streeting keeps saying that he supports me and has my best interests at heart, but his actions appear to tell a very different story The Genderqueer nation: Are you sure? That doesn't sound like him at all

A real ale pub in Sheffield (The Gardener's Rest in Neepsend) are using gen AI for their posters, then removing comments or blocking people who chastise them for it 😂

Pssssst. Let's all wait until PREDATOR: BADLANDS is a massive hit before telling everyone that it's woke as fuck 🤫

Author wrote best book he's ever written. Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings. Book was finally published by new publisher. Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed. Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one.. bsky.app/profile/zygo...

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

TV conspiracy: instantly brings down corrupt politician/evil corporation Real conspiracy: public shrugs or goes on social media to shriek about fake news

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I mean, this is exactly what @flyingrodent.bsky.social is always saying about the British commentariat. They'll forgive anything except being made to look like the chumps they are.

Second episode of PLUR1BUS was even better. There's a lot going on!

This is amazing. I don't need more copies of this film.

This website is so fucked.

Holy heck!

Seated for PREDATOR: BADLANDS!

Does anyone have any hot leads on who could do some paid work to help me set up a Shopify based website? I’d really like to use someone from the DIY community before I waste a load of money via fivrr, or even worse, attempt it myself.

Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)

Fabio Frizzi - Zombie Flesh Eaters V [Italy - Library, Experimental Psych] (1989) https://redd.it/v0k4m5 https://youtu.be/VxfIL953Xbk

Knew @mikemuncer.bsky.social's Carry On Up The Podcast would start attracting anti-woke "it's just comedy, lighten up, what about when black people 'white up' eh" dickheads in the comments eventually. Surprised it's taken this long tbh.

Ooooh, just seen that the BBC Ghost Story for Christmas has gone all E.F. Benson this year (The Room In The Tower). One that the amazing @ghoststorybookclub.bsky.social introduced me to. Excitement is somewhat tempered by Gatiss's last few efforts being a bit weak, but it's still there!

The reason Amazon can't get Bond up and running is because every supervillain their ai script generator comes up with is just Jeff Bezos in a variety of wigs.

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Eh. I like my Bond the same way I like my Dr Who: not being taken especially seriously and made in the 1960s or 70s.