"To make sure the Internet keeps working, we should run everything through this one site. ... Oh. Oh no."

#3157 A helpful tutorial

the non-American English term for rappelling will never not sound like powering a boat by exposing a very fit shirtless person to the wind

i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all

BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.

You want me to respond to an email? The preferred form of communication for pedophiles?

Wheatfield with cypress tree - 1889 https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14719

You never know when, from the back of your mind, you might be struck by a piece of music you haven't listened to recently suddenly leaping to the front of your consciousness and refusing to leave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aepy...

just gonna put this here without further commentary

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. Truth is cubic. Time is cubic. Life is cubic. Form is cubic. There are 4 different simultaneous 24-hour days in a single rotation of the Earth

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld. Then the real one should come back with a mullet.

ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web" bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

Landscapes of the Western Front, 1914–1918 — A century after their strategic function has passed, these official British army intelligence photographs offer an unusual and haunting portrait of the front: publicdomainreview.org/collection/l... #RemembranceDay #RemembranceDay2022 #ArmisticeDay

Bond becoming a period piece makes a lot of sense. It happened to Sherlock Holmes. When Doyle was writing, he wasn't setting his character in the exotic gaslit past, but in his own present. Bond is a creature of the Cold War and never should have been removed from his natural habitat.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

from the wikimedia commons category "damaged computer hardware"

behold ham net

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

thank you Anthony Scaramucci for this extremely relatable analogy about people buying bitcoin on margin

Will never not think "Hamnet" is a funny name. What if amateur radio had invented the Internet?

Parenting hack: build a life that does not involve driving your children to school.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Should tech opt-out dark patterns be regulated? [ ] yes [ ] ask me again in 5 minutes

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

When I say I’m on the spectrum, this is the spectrum I’m on.

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

Btw, demanding Vought's resignation should still be a non-negotiable demand for re-opening government.

As I scan in the fronts of a few thousand 3.5" floppies, the scanned labels will be here: www.flickr.com/photos/textf...

At long last, my biggest teaching professional development dream has come true!

Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw. "Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks. Lairmore won't confirm. "I did not go back to collect it," he says.

i will venmo any reporter $600 to ask trump "when was dick cheney vice president"

“The guy who endorsed me will take over the city if you don’t vote for me.” I mean, to be fair, “Nice place you got here, it sure would be a shame if something happened to it” is historically a very New York way of doing politics, especially in Little Italy.

"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name. I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."

Great job Google

Attention Bryan fans!! There's a group of Wikipedians called WikiPortraits that takes portraits of public figures and navigates press passes. Volunteer with them if you want to support more Bryans or be your own Bryan! website is wikiportraits.org and the account to follow is @wikiportraits.org

my kid’s google search took me out

Let’s be clear, most EBT users are white. The reason he’s specifically lying about “weaves” and we’ve seen so many AI fakes of Black women ranting about food stamps is they need to make BW the face EBT because they know many Americans don’t care if Black people suffer, and some actually wish for it.

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

"Dirty Dancing" is an incredible movie.

IMO democracy becomes impossible in the absence of any social or political norms against lying.