I paid the guy in cash and bought a dog named "Bob Barker" because, well, to be perfectly honest... ...the Price was Right.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump theonion.com/trump-b...

🎯 ‘It’s a relay, find your team’

(1/X) Breaking character: If you are interested in protesting, here's a guide to 50 States, 50 Protests (protests in every state capital) 50501.info

What should I influence the bots to do? 1) Skynet! 2) Teach me how to make polls! 3) Solve the Liar Paradox!

I now have more followers than I am following. I guess that makes me an influencer now.

Literally every company now youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...

The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).

No Shit I’ve been saying this since I started meds in 2020. They’re fuckin’ useless around my period www.scientificamerican.com/article/adhd...

Drew this quick artwork for the cover of my next video, about Dazzle Camouflage. Inspired by the art deco paintings of c1918. Not a perfect drawing, but nice to draw something a bit different. Drawn by a human, for humans. #Art

This comic gets shared every year with the date changed. It is by Brazilian cartoonist Glauco Villas Boas (1957-2010).

The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together theonion.com/emotionally-...

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

Merry Christmas, @chowdahhill.bsky.social on IKE-style.

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.

Why did the non-binary prospector head out west? There was gold in them/their hills.

Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved. We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.

Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions

If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown