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How do we know the Rapture didn't happen? Maybe it did, and we were ALL left behind.

I’ll see your press conference and raise you two terms.

Don’t ya hate when a comic barely changes his routine from tour to tour? This riff is way too much like the “Clorox in your veins” stuff from last time. Do the work, bro.

I’ll skip Tylenol when you skip Adderall.

“They can’t do that to our pledges. Only WE can do that to our pledges.”

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Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert should take a page from the Smartless boys and start a joint podcast. Call it "Two Canceled Comix."

Jimmy Kimmel's show exists within an ecosystem that is ultimately beholden to two things: ratings and sponsorships. If the political winds overwhelm any compelling argument to keep the show on the air based on those two metrics, then it's gone. It's not a free speech issue.

Making the country safer by ignoring those pesky laws of armed conflict.

"Safest country this country has seen" is code for "had a hot hand at the table in Vegas."

Former VCNO Burke Sentenced to 6 Years in Prison Following Bribery Conviction — USNI News news.usni.org/2025/09/16/f...

Hold on, these are the "we don't have to bake your gay wedding cake" people?

RIP.

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This.

Pfizer using the Ramones as the soundtrack to a vaccine commercial is the most “punk is dead” thing ever.

And those log cabins built by Daniel Boone are super flammable.

The guy the high school football team used to stuff in a locker now has big microphone.

Laugh at Trump’s ridiculous innumeracy, sure. But the commander of the world’s most powerful military is responding to relevant questions about the laws of armed conflict by claiming that the existence of drug deaths in general permits him to kill anyone he feels like, which is very serious.

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He’s an incurious narcissist driven by impulse supported by those who’ve mistaken illiteracy for common sense. To label him otherwise is sane-washing.

Tonight’s lockdown situation at the Naval Academy is a lesson in confusion and bad intel that almost cost a midshipman his life.

"At some point, there is some dark comedy in this - just how incompetent Kash Patel is - on the other hand, it's fucking serious." @timmiller.bsky.social talks the FBI's incompetence and much more with @eringloriaryan.bsky.social in today's Bulwark Podcast:

“I’m not happy about anything having to do with that whole situation, but hopefully it’s gonna come to an end.” Master statesman is on the case.

Breaking news: Right-wing former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro was found guilty of attempting a military coup to reverse his 2022 election loss in a plot that included plans to assassinate the man who defeated him.

BREAKING Brazil’s supreme court finds former President Jair Bolsonaro guilty of attempting a military coup, with plans to assassinate Lula, to stay in power after his 2022 election loss. Trump, a Bolsonaro friend, had pressured the court to drop the case www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Jess and I share our thoughts on the assassination of Charlie Kirk. @ragingmoderates.bsky.social @jessicatarlov.bsky.social youtu.be/Sz3SBK8PJik?...

Looks a lot like a guy in black with a rifle.

“God is a bullet. Have mercy on us, everyone.”

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Now do malignant narcissism.

Duckworth: "Let's make it clear -- the President of the United States essentially just declared war on a major city in his own nation. This is not normal. This is not acceptable behavior."

So instead of a defense budget we now have a war budget. And since Trump promised no new wars that budget can be zeroed out.

Here's a quick lesson about what happened when the War Department went away back in 1947. (It would be great if SECDEF understood this history while he was virtue signaling.)

RFK Jr. is one of those obnoxious guys who's bad at using logic to advance his points but thinks he's really good at it.

Why stop there? Let’s rename all Depts after what Trump is inflicting on America. Dept of HHS -> Dept of Hepatitis and Human Suffering Dept of VA -> Dept of Veteran Abandonment Dept of Education -> Dept of Erasure of History Dept of Commerce -> Dept of Corruption Just a start.

Exactly. So if we recreate the Department of War, we're also recreating the Department of the Navy, right?

Using this logic we should "smoke" importers of processed foods and alcohol. They kill a lot more Americans every year than drug dealers.

Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

Massie (R-KY) is just on fire: "I don't know if that's precedented in this country to have a president call legislators to say that they're engaged in a hostile act, particularly when the so-called hostile act is trying to get justice for people who've been victims of sex crimes." #TrumpEpstein

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The fact that nobody is talking about how trump said garbage bags flying out of his window was "AI" and didn't happen, even though his White House confirmed it DID happen, is why we can't have nice things. It's a firehose of insanity.

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Iranian Supreme National Security Council Secretary Ali Larijani is reportedly trying to convince the Iranian regime to reduce Iran’s level of uranium enrichment from 60 percent to 20 percent to avoid snapback sanctions and further US and Israeli strikes. www.criticalthreats.org/analysis/ira...