i see the american leftists posting hard now but when it happens you'll be all ~el señor presidente stole mis gunplas~

I called out so many of us so accurately with this one lmao

Love how the president of the United States, who historically couldn’t manipulate the stock market, is tanking our economy and whatever retirement funds millions of us have. As always, thank you John Roberts and Mitch McConnell.

my pronouns are: take a wild fucking guess. if you fuck em up thats on you if youre not cis you can call me they also

Important perspective from Greenland.

never ever hand your phone to a cop, locked or unlocked. IDs on phones is full speed fascism. don’t do it!

Climate Change is objectively the highest priority and it’s funny that China’s solar exports coupled with the US being so alienating as to force other countries closer to them out of spite might be the closest thing we have to putting a dent in it.

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

this was a great moment in modern American history, it instantly stopped this man from becoming a more consequential figure

By far the think I’m looking forward to the most in terms of games this year.

One year ago today, I released the ashcan of REALIS, my first TTRPG. Today, we've got a near-complete draft that's 50,000 words longer than the preview that so many of you checked out, with over 100 new pieces of art. Thanks to everyone who checked it out. And get ready for the KS later this year.

But you shouldn't care anyway because this still falls under the BDS boycott of Microsoft which is absolutely still going on. Free Palestine.

when i started transitioning, informed consent wasnt a Thing yet. i didn't get on hrt until five years after i was living as a woman full time. i almost killed myself in that time. do not wait.

job application advice - i swear there's no good outcome to your prospects of getting a particular job if you pick the "choose not to disclose" option on any of these forms. its the biggest trojan horse option every single time

Why tf do you need to know what marker was on my birth certificate for employment?

via the article for the album "a thousand suns"

what is this a crossover episode

Y'all see what time it is?

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.

underrated kingdom hearts moment is when riku dives into sora's heart to save him in an act of pure selflessness and intimacy but the yaoi is interrupted when he gets inside and meets like five different guys and is all ok how many of you motherfuckers are in here already

Hey you guys should report @4allout.bsky.social for…whatever this is

That is the most Just a Rock ass Rock I've ever seen

Another data point indicating that Polymarket is not a “prediction market” but a public persuasion operation—here it spreads disinformation about Minnesota and DHS signals boosts the disinformation:

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon

One year ago today. Dream on, David. We’re still dreaming with you.

Watch Virginia tomorrow. A lot of this will go through. Big day ahead.

Virginia's legislative session only started yesterday, and it was a very big day. The House already passed four constitutional amendments on Day 1: —protect abortion rights —repeal the same-sex marriage ban —allow mid-decade redistricting —greatly expand voting rights restoration. Next: Senate.

This article by @parismarx.com is an important read: www.policyalternatives.ca/news-researc...

I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS

Thank god the people of Minnesota are made of so much tougher stuff than you. These thugs are murdering the people you are charged with protecting & this is what you offer? Platitudes to the guy compulsively threatening more violence? Telling them to roll over and take it? You're a disgrace.

BBC report at a headline level that Grok will now not make sexually exploitative images any more. An actual reporter comes on and explains that it will do no such thing, and will just make the images invisible in the UK. These are two very, very different things.

You have to credit democrats for really thinking outside the box when it comes to doing nothing that would ever help anyone ever. You never could have seen an idea this bad coming.

hermann goering filled his castle, karinhall with the fine art his stormtroopers had taken from the jews they murdered trying to deporting someone to a random country because they look brown and then selling their phone for $20 is about what you'd expect from dollar star sturmabteilung

boy that really captures the whole thing doesn’t it

spigot's old dilbert edits that got scott adams so angry in the early 2000s that he sent a c&d over them are still a cornerstone of my personal dialect. god they're so good

I scammed a few drinks out of Dave Chappelle at a bar in Ohio while pretending not to recognise him as he hit on me, playing on that silly man's known chaser proclivities, and then I casually insulted his latest boring Netflix special and fucked off

the fastest i’ve ever logged off this app is when i saw someone assert that “NFTs are queer”

"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith

the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.

there actually are other democratic candidates in maine, the primary hasn’t even happened yet

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

Hey CA! Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year. www.rawstory.com/california-r...

"if you see this man tell him to kill himself" goes crazy. that's goin right in my pocket

I honestly can't stop laughing at the fact that we all know the Pope is up watching this Bears vs Packers game and, quite possibly, using a solid amount of profanity right now.

I’m playing Dispatch. I do not care for Waterboy.