Look! A planet! It is cloaked in night. A black sea washes its grim shores. Do you want to celebrate there?

It sucks that public fucking kink is like inherently problematic cuz it involves strangers without their consent i need to fucked on stage in front of hundreds of strangers who signed a consent form & bought a hot dog + soda at the concession stand

"there is something you can do. she loved Pokémon. she named herself after a character. i’m going to be leaving a Pokémon stuffed animal at her memorial. if you could just encourage others to do the same. or to donate Pokémon stuffed animals to shelters and such"

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

I have discovered a planet. It is minuscule and mortified. It is our little secret. Someday, a concierge could tell stories there.

tgis is not a euphemism :3

alt-text: dummy thicc wario in a bikini, very caked up with tattoo on booty cheek (this was before alt-text was an option for images on here)

Bail is for people who haven't been convicted of a crime. This is voter disenfranchisement. This keeps eligible voters from voting & creates justifiable distrust of electeds among families, who then may not vote. When you blame your problems on non-voters, perhaps ask what disenfranchised them.

They have discovered a planet. It is jet, with blue skies. The sunrise looms jubilantly over its stupid rivers.

Look at this perfect old lady

Naruto is better than South Park.

the internet used to be mostly images like this

We have discovered a planet. We could voyage there on a grasshopper's back. Once in a while, an unexplained cracking sound is heard. It's an excellent planet.

They have discovered a planet. We could escape there in a bureau drawer. There's a being there resembling a wolverine with minuscule claws. Can you go there with me?

PLEASE can we get K some help? they NEED to eat TODAY, and they NEED to clear that overdraft ASAP!! ‼️ can we get them some help on those so they can begin to think about coming up with rent? 💕💸

i was socialized on the computer

i sketched TWO olives (the prompt is in the upper left but i also drew @stray-mutt.bsky.social 🫒) i hope that’s okay

twitch.tv/gleepglorpth... dying a lot in pokemon showdown yippee 😁 lurkers welcome! trying to get to twitch affiliate!

Please boost this for me I’m publishing free journalism tomorrow-ish about the FBI I have several interviews with other artists publishing next week and the week after All my work is free and i am struggling and don’t have income

Never felt salty about a tax I paid that went on to improve the material conditions of needy people who are not me Plenty pissed about taxes that go to cops, to sports arenas, that are extracted from the underserved to provide green space to rich enclaves, that go to war, pay for data centers etc

My contact lenses got stolen off my front porch and I'm completely out of groceries. I really need help y'all, I'm at my wits end 200/600 #mutualaid

I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore

Despite everything, we still try to plant a little hope 🌱🍉 Life here is not easy, but holding onto the land and doing simple work gives me the feeling that we are still able to keep going I hope our story reaches kind hearts🤍 To support my family through the link below⬇️🔗 chuffed.org/project/help...

this averages out to around $1/yr per california taxpayer, btw (most of whom that are eligible for this program fall in this category as well btw) if spending an extra $1/yr in taxes helped families here get a few hundred diapers to offset starter costs, fuck yeah i’m into this idea

narrative games i've made in Twine: gleepglorpthemartian.itch.io/purplenights Purple Nights, a queer Waluigi experience. gleepglorpthemartian.itch.io/inertia Inertia, a game about disability that won me a personal pan pizza back in 2018

The Darryl ‘thatwomaniswildoooooOOOH’ might be the funniest deep cut in all of Bob’s Burgers. It’s either that or Linda’s dad describing what a balloon popping fetish fetish is.

This is why I don’t trust anyone who blames all of the problems in the US on non-voters. For every non-voter there’s a why, the people who blame them just don’t care to listen or learn.

Furry needs more, smaller events. Not just cons. Arts markets, one-off dance nights, pub nights, BBQs in the park and beach trips. Don't get too focused on the big giant conventions when there's a thriving community all around you! (And if there isn't, build one!)

the shitty thing about ai is how it’s being largely forced upon us all vs having some manual ability to opt in vs opt out sure there’s discourse around “chatgpt psychosis” or whatever, but jfc how wildly irresponsible it’s been to push implement ai as a default when plenty are already in psychosis

oh ok newrepublic.com/post/210433/...

The last month I made a new chuffed link but it’s was just temporary link bc Jessica is sick and suffering from health issues Now this link compaign will be our compaign. I hope all my loves support with even 5$ cup tea pric With you we are rebuilding all what we lost chuffed.org/project/1816...

🚨URGENT🚨 Abood, a 15-year-old boy with intellectual disabilities & autism, suffers from frequent seizures. Despite his illness, he requires emergency medical treatment & food. We urge you to donate to save his life Your donation will be a cure for him Donate here👇 chuffed.org/project/1580...

I'm a Good Businessman Who Loves Free Markets and I think poor babies should just simply shit everywhere. They know what they did.

when did godaddy start sucking so hard :( the UI is unhinged and overwhelming & there's AI crap and "deals" everywhere, none of which helps me hook up my domain to my damn neocities site properly 💔

More Octopath Traveler 0 and Fjonky game making in Godot, Blender, Aseprite etc. www.twitch.tv/sgak

Meet me here

i wanna make some little zines... augh.... save me art ...... art save me.....

✨ timeline cleanse ✨

“this hot mess will surely give everyone around you a weird headache” 👀✨ ^^ design description yet to be seen if true but holy FUCK i love this floppy9 dress from @floppyguy.bsky.social 😍🔥 lotsa other great designs available through the links in their bio but this was the one for me! 💾 🌈

vaping rose petals really does hit different right before bed

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

americans talk so disparagingly of burger flipping.. as if it's not their most sacred food..

Remember kids, leftists have enough influence to ruin elections, but not enough to bother trying to win their votes!

i remembered custom domains are pretty easy to get :]

upload your ID to see this, scan this QR code to post that. i think the people pushing for this crap vastly overestimate the desire people have to use their stupid ass apps and websites. social media got popular cuz it was more convenient than other mediums at the time. that aspect is going away.

The argument against having more of them is always that people will just trash them, and yes, they will. So you just need to hire people to clean them. Yes, it’s expensive. Public services often are.

IT IS IN YOUR SELF-INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY TENDER