* Purple Guy - Man, THAT GUY, you gotta... * ... actually, does that guy even work here?

Lancer, don'st bother Lesser Daddy when he's harming your friends.

STOP!! <BREAKING NEWS>!

Nothing here! Head up to find a DOCK! Ha ha, what's UP... DOCK!? Okay, head north or I'll DOCK your points!

Artest thou one of my admirers, worm?

Look how small and disgusting his nose is!!! Yuck!!!

* I've been waiting alone here... * Um... My whole life for you two to arrive. * So... * I'm really happy to meet you. * I hope we can be good friends, Kris.

That plump duck art not but The Appetizemente!

Wasn't that just so much... fun? To watch me. I... was so happy. Then... People stopped coming. Everyone disappeared... one by one... No one wanted to watch TV anymore. No one wanted to play games anymore. I've been all alone...

We’re just innocent men

* BERDLY - Go! Use your roller coaster cars to play "bump of chicken"!

I'm so proude to be dating the Sun AND the Moon... What? You're not the Moon? You're a CLOUD? WHAT?

Wow, what an <AMAZING> performance!

* Your dad brought another bouquet. Again. * Come on man... you know you can't afford that... heh...

Now for my ACT, I shalt hire people, to shooteth you.

Tip for artists learning anatomy: Become dysphoric so you obsess over skeletons

That's right!!! It's a battle scene, folks!!! And our boys backstage have been begging to beat you down!

* Freak freak freak family * Freak family (your family)

Colman Domingo is the voice of The Cowardly Lion in ‘WICKED: FOR GOOD’

We're just hereth for the Snackse.

STOP!! <BREAKING NEWS>!

* I do realize I was quite a coward before... * So... I wanted to say... well... * I STILL AM!!!!

Likest, Yarne? You don't even havest Gun's?

Hey, Mike? Could you, uh, cancel my 4am shock therapy session? 'Cause it looks like it's happening right now.

* I don't thinkest thoust two... shouldst be Aparte. * Instead, thou shouldst be... Togethere. * ... with Me.

Your a little bit Fired, byst the way...

Next up, Kris's friend, monster maniac, and WHERE did you wreck those pants? SUSIE!!!

ARRGH!! NO!! MY BUTT IS MY ABS!

We're just hereth for the Snackse.

HECK! Maybe you could get her to come back and watch again sometime!? ... Haha! Just kidding! Anyway are you ready to ROCK!?

* Seriously? A REAL gamer would pay ANY transaction!

That plump duck art not but The Appetizemente!

Ratings!? HA! I'll show you CHARISMA! HD'S nothing when you got NOSTALGIA!

* (The computer wallpaper is updated.) * (The buff embracing heroes are now edited to be 4 inches apart.) * (There's dialogue about proper distancing at the school dance.) * (You wonder if your mother had some influence on this change.)

We're just hereth for the Snackse.

haunted

We're inventing a <Hall of Fame> just for you!!!

* Rudinn dislikes its boss, but doesn't care enough to quit.

Now for my ACT, I shalt hire people, to shooteth you.

“Did you know in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers…….”

I'm not broken! I don't have burn-in! I'm... fun!!!

* (Ring, ring...) * Hello. * You have reached the Hotline for Idiot Babies. * Please press 1 for Idiots, 2 for Babies, 3 for Idiot Babies, and 4 for None.

So, any Ideas on howth I can be TV Guy's second-in-command?

Child's play!? I meant baby's work! This is bad, folks!

* (For some strange reason, a giant toilet-shaped toilet is blocking the way.)