"Can't wait to open Tikto- Oh!"

wtf is my fyp

hearing that one guy yell "THAT'S NOT HUMAN THAT'S NOT HUMAN" and "IT'S IN THE BED OF MY TRUCK" while on the 911 call made me realize that I'm never going driving at night

im so jealous of people who bought vip for forsaken because they get a money and exp boost, along with other free shit. but at the same time I feel smug about the fact i worked hard to get where i am without the need of boosts. completely ftp as well

First terraria AND NOW FUCKING ULTRAKILL??? /vpos What's next fucking Borderlands???

why the fuck did Spoken For started playing when I finished this. YouTube music can read my mind, and it knows about Rikumi's lore. I swear I'm not crazy.

Ngl I might actually need to use my Ao3 account because I've written Ocs along with good enough descriptions of them for people to imagine what they look like. And I have a whole universe for them all and a storyline. they've just been going through hell in my phone notes Ao3 soon i guess

Shoutout to the animation i play in my head to my ocs but wont ever be real because im dirt broke, jobless, and cant draw shit

IT WENT DONWT THE WORNG PIPE EEHKPL

i forgot how to turn on post notifications for ppl

Homecoming this friday or saturaday Guess whos not going because they didnt get a date!!!11 1🔥

pink lemonade flavored water is kicking my ass right now

tails jumpscare

GUYSSS MY BIRTHDAY BEANIE BABY IS SO CUTE ITS JUST A FUCKING BEAR

WHAT????

I'm scared of bug and there's so much of the fuckers just hiding in the grass while mowing the lawn I just saw like three different fucking spiders and like five different bees I'm going to die

Heh... If my egg turns egg... Run😈

the exp and cash you get for dmg dealt from the sentries and health healed from dispensers are so ass 💔

Item of the day: Mom's Knife Replaces Isaac's tears with a knife that can be thrown When used as melee weapon it deals Isaac's tears damage x2 per tick When thrown it deals more damage based on how far away it is Type: Passive Item Pool: Item Room, Devil Room, Challenge Room, Mom's Chest

I love him

its a shame what happened with the OM team, but im glad they're able to move on. also the teaser they dropped sounds SO GOOD OMFG

Item of the day: Demon Baby Familiar that follows Isaac and automatically fires tears that deal 3 damage each Type: Passive, Familiar Item Pool: Item Room, Devil Room

yeah ngl after playing valorant I found out two things, one; why tf is it like trying to shoot a hipfire sniper whenever i move an inch and two; it feels like a machoism simulator. So uhh Im not streaming ts </3 not till i get better at least

god made us online friends because he knew if we were together... you'd probably kick my ass.

my hair looks like a goddamn mushroom

the shakayak has struck

tfw you're chewing on something and it sounds loud in your mouth and you cant tell if its because its in your mouth or if its actually loud

Golf players when it comes to spending thousands of dollars on a metal rod to play a sport less

Item of the day: The Bean On use this item causes Isaac to fart dealing 5 damage and poisons close enemies The poison deals your current damage per tick Type: Active Recharge Time: 1 Room Item Pool: Item Room, Beggar

yayy guys i got four viewers

when i stream today itll be me and my friend playing valorant, he's been playing for a while and it'll be my first time

wtf is the pirates of the caribbean and why are people so shocked I dont know what it is

WHY IS TRON GETTING A MOVIE? I REMEBER PLAYING TS ON THE XBOX 360

I already know I sold horribly

I HAVE A TEST IN A FEW MINUTES IM SO FUCKED

Crazy idea for p.e teachers, let mix all the kids who are athletic and non athletic in two different team, and not have all the athletic people on one team and all the non athletic on the other

when i forgot im moots with someone and i find them on my timeline

happy friyay everyone

there are so many incredible games on roblox and people decide to play fucking 99 nights in the forest instead 🥀

for my streaming, I think i'll do like, two different kinda streams; grinding for milestones, and then just playing games

now that playstation has vc for roblox, my streams should be more interesting

I messaged a moot and asked them if i could add them to my art list and they called me "FORSAKEN FRIEND" and i just sat there staring at my phone like this for two minutes

WHY DO THE BULLETS SHOOT LIKE A HIP FIRE COD SNIPER IN VALORANT im watching a guide before I try it out and WHAT THE HELL IS THID

Happy Thunder-thighs thursday everyone.

Should I try Valorant..?

playing my music so loud rn that it could put a elephant into shock

ON EVERYONES SOUL TWIN TOGETHER WE ARE FORSAKEN

Shoutout to _r3tr1butt10n on tiktok soundcloud and yt for making this bomb ass remix music.youtube.com/channel/UC_X...