Someone in the house should introduce an impeachment resolution against RFK

the most remarkable thing is that the person who still comes out looking the worst of everyone here remains Cheryl Hines

none of these words were in the bible

the funniest thing about the word “tankie” is that if anyone objects to you using it, you can safely block them because that’s by far the easiest way to identify a tankie

fuck all these people being awful to starfish (and also, this is an opportunity to block a whole bunch of this website’s most brain-dead tankies)

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where a benevolent but strong magic man made a *winks* Jellicle choice to help those in dire straits... TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

having the dawning realization that south korea spent all that time making hamburger patties with ketchup kimchi or whatever when they could have just sent in bts

I have yet to get an answer from some people as to which country these are in

aged 79 and a half, Donald Trump made his second ever friend.

NYT: RFK Jr personally ordered the change in the CDC website's language around vaccines and autism My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].

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Paul Kagame is genuinely one of most evil people currently walking the face of the earth

Yeah I think this is kinda close to how things end up panning out, that or no one really ever takes up the crown again. The outcome is more or less downstream of the US electorate

USA: got that dog in them USA: also, unfortunately, got that rabid racoon in them too.

NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.

call me a “carceral urbanist” or whatever but I think that the guy who stole copper out of the subway and fucked up millions of commutes should go to prison for a long long time

FPV’s are simply another form of ground fires

we have PrEP because of these monkey studies. animal welfare in medical research is extremely strictly limited and regulated to ensure ethical use. there is no replacement for these animal models in biomedical research.

Lee's on the bridge yelling the lyrics of "X gon' give it to ya" loud enough that everybody on the bridge is growing concerned. the flashes of impacts on the dying Japanese Battleship seem to only make him sing louder........

tired: mike lombardi doesn't know how to recruit kids. wired: mike lombardi recruits kids by getting their parents drunk at THE CRUNKLETON

specifically, if I see one more article that doesn’t seem to grasp that Ukrainian FPV drone pilots are almost always on the frontline, in *extreme* danger, and are very regularly killed because their controller signals are easily detectable via electronic warfare methods

They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

Something I’ve commented before is this site in particular has a sort of funhouse mirror “model minority” thing going on where if I don’t check all the boxes that someone wants I’m somehow “not really queer”, like, bite me.

(This is what set off the obviously-coordinated attack wave) bsky.app/profile/irho...

We're never going to live down the accusations that we just invade countries to steal their oil

the ballistic missile goes through the space littorals

give them to the Marines

tfw your wife won’t let you into the house to change and you’re too drunk to drive to brooks brothers and have to borrow a junior aide’s shirt and tie

You are going to have to take my comfy travel pants from my cold dead hands

under my woke regime, this is what every aircraft will look like

No, you don't understand, microfoundational thinking like that is bourgeois formalism. We can only have reified golem-concepts acting autonomously in the world, producing a sort of 'spooky action at a distance' of their own accord

What if the political ideology of the people in charge of the armed forces impacts who gets bombed? Does anyone think Kamala Harris would declare war on South American fishermen? Could perhaps having people who think brown people are subhuman in charge of our military impacted matters?

An important fact about Bluesky is a very considerable majority of the people on it have politics that I would describe as 'batshit tankie anti-americanism'

not just ICE too, CBP if not all of DHS needs to go

Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP

My "Donald Trump does not want to execute members of congress" t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that should be answered by my shirt

Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.

Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld. Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.

I’m howling.

Bill Cassidy should be required to have this shit framed and hung where he can see it every time he sits at his desk this is the bargain you made, asshole you knew better and you did this to the rest of us anyway

You know how in nature, bright colors means "I will fuck your shit up in some truly nightmarish ways, so I not only do not need camouflage I actively WANT you to know that I'm here?" Well, anyway:

Turning Point leader pleads guilty to attempted election fraud in Arizona Former GOP state Rep. Austin Smith was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign.

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

when all the lawyers on your timeline go off at once

give me the quadrivalent mRNA flu vaccine right now. put it in me

Half a century ago the white working class got presented a choice between solidarity with their brown coworkers or their white bosses and they've been choosing the latter every four to eight years since then

Lyndon Baines Johnson in his wise and merciful benevolence attempted to elevate the white working class to sapience with his Great Society and they killed them for it