The world cup is in New Jersey

If Bluesky let you share photos in DMs you'd all be spared having to see the boat "Piss Wake" You're welcome I guess

Bernie Sanders put out an outraged statement because Janet Mills dared to run against his preferred candidate but somehow Chuck Schumer was the one demanding the field be cleared for his candidate.

If his point had nothing to do with Marya, why was that *the entire content of the original post*?

The actual person who discouraged others from running was Bernie, who endorsed Platner without any due diligence whatsoever, and unleashed a flood of "small dollar donations" from California and NYC crowding out any potentially viable challengers. DSCC did their best and people shat on them for it

I love how the entire internet has bought into the same “Mills was a bad candidate, and this is Schumer’s fault” narrative and also ignoring the entire race was shaped by Bernie’s immediate endorsement of Platner when the field was empty.

What a beautiful country we live in

It's that time again: when the most annoying tree in our yard drops all of it's disappointing fruit (Mirabelle plums) and we harvest as many as we can in the hopes that THIS year they won't be weirdly tart and mushy and annoying to deal with

All of the people in this conversation are in denial about the fact they are approaching age 40

Jia Tolentino bragged about stealing from whole foods while conveniently leaving out that she spent her book advance on a cruise that cost so much money it got written up in Conde Nast Traveler

This is the plot of Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning/Final Reckoning

Just rebuilt the transmission in a 2006 KitchenAid, AMA

Saw this absolutely pristine Aztek in the wild just now and was so moved I had to make this

This happened actually. It was announced at the White House. The g7 and the UN Security Council asked Hamas to agree to the deal Israel had accepted. The details of the plan, in the form of photographs of the actual text of the signed agreement, were shown on Israeli television.

The other important thing to note is that basically every person who talked shit about Biden was someone whose last direct involvement in politics was under Obama and had been sidelined by Biden (e.g. Pod Bros) Literally everyone who had worked with Biden from AOC to Republicans said he was sharp

This livery is absolute garbage. United bravely asked the question "what if we put a cock ring on an airplane?", and their designers stepped up to answer

This tree is nowhere near big enough to grow this many fruit but it sure is shooting its shot

....do you think electrons aren't fungible?

New #skycard I didn't think the winds were favoring the approaches/departures that go over our house but always cool to see a super heavy cc: @cheatlines.co @unlox.bsky.social @convolutedname.bsky.social @russellcohn.bsky.social @jsargentr.bsky.social

The California Air Resources Board would like a word

I do think that the fact that the stars of the online “left” are all definitionally self-employed small-business owners is underdiscussed Having the same class interest as a realtor and hating Democrats is a less interesting combination than many think!

I don't know why it's a universally accepted article of faith that "Gavin Newsom sucks", when he has been a pretty good gov, specifically: - handled COVID better than basically any other large state - CA economy booming - kept Diablo Canyon open - done good things on wildfire prevention/response

Are the Welsh a joke to you?

Releasing a handful of voters on votes you can't defeat anyway is a key part of the job of minority leader/whip. If Dems hold those tight seats and take back majority this chart will look very different, you know this

This would bankrupt several cities in the bay area alone, and probably most towns in Marin and Sonoma counties as well

"you idiots! These are not them, you've captured their stunt doubles!"

Reminiscent of @mcopelov.bsky.social rolling thread during Biden reminding people that he was, in fact, very good at his job. Dems are good at their jobs because there are few exogenous margins to assist them now that the media has mostly lost its tiny little mind and the zeitgeist is Murc's Law.

Would be really nice if the media cared to cover how Republicans hate the idea of good governance

I'm old enough to remember when Tom Daschle had to withdraw his nomination because he had a nanny he paid off the books

Dying at the photo caption

Chuck Schumer knows ball and I, for one, am tired of pretending he doesn't

The people who want to kick him out are afraid to make a phone call, so of course nobody has confronted him directly, they'd rather argue it online where they'll be backed up by the masses of people afraid to leave their house

Me, looking at my plum tree: "oh lawdy, they comin'"

Fuck you. People know about Anne Frank not only bc of her death, but also bc of her life. In hiding. In danger. Tonight there are children all over America—in particular in MN—hiding & afraid & being hunted by the government. Point of “never again” is to stop it _before_ people are killed.

That senior administration official is almost certainly Trump. He's the only one stupid enough to: 1) be so defensive he thinks "it's already produced and in the barrel" makes this a non-issue, and 2) to be so woefully uninformed about how oil is shipped as to think it is loaded into literal barrels

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It seems weird for the Administration that loves posting snuff films to shy away from this but idk.

Brilliant strategy Ms. Weiss

A guy flew a glider from Nevada all the way to freaking Kansas on Friday 12 hours and 1200 miles in the air with no engine. Dudes rock

They sure don't paint 'em like they used to

evergreen

His facial expressions look like those weird AI-generated videos

There's a dang airship flying over the Golden Gate Bridge

The Vice President of the United States spends his time defending Nazis on social media and it’s met with just a collective shrug!

Leonardo DiCaprio died at the end of Titanic but he's still in movies James Bond has been like 7 different actors I think people suspend their disbelief

He was getting down with both Raymour *and* Flanagan.

The democratic governor of California becoming president tomorrow would be objectively good for trans rights. We know this. You know this. The “noble lying” and misguided allyship over this is giving folks unnecessary anxiety and perpetuating a fake narrative that will hurt trans rights.

I think execs misunderstood when people were saying that Jared Leto lures in teens.