Negotiating the Strait of Hormuz is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. Start off by navigating the safest route and then ease on carefully up the narrow passage. Finally, unload your cargo, say thank you very much and get out of there as quick as you can.

My new life coach tells me I need to work on my motivation, but to be honest, I’m not sure I can be bothered.

For over two thousand years Christians have been warning us about the antichrist. When he finally shows up, they vote him into office. Twice. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Erika Kirk's freudian slip where she says Charlie Kirk was a grifter

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❓NHS waiting list in May 2010 when the Conservatives came to power: 2.60 million. ❓NHS waiting list in July 2024 when the Conservatives left power: 7.62 million. Who's fault is it Kemi? Source:https://www.bma.org.uk/advice-and-support/nhs-delivery-and-workforce/pressures/nhs-backlog-data-analysis

Sing along everybody! 🎵Any time you're Handsworth way Any evening, any day You'll find us all Doin' the Jenrick walk. Ev'ry little Racist gal With her little Nazi pal You'll find 'em all Doin' the Jenrick walk. Oi!🎵 The old songs are the best! 😊

The Board of Deputies’ response to the Israeli government inviting Tommy Robinson to visit

hypocrisy is a failing of the left, and a strength of the right.

Appalled to see this image of Donald Trump and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle. Please... for the love of all that is good, do not share it on all your social media channels... because it simply wouldn't be done to remind the world of the association

On the same day in the Telegraph:

I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.

Motherfucking wind farms…

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Bluesky Sunday sermon

The world is watching. And we have friends everywhere. Upload everything, every moment. Don’t give them the chance to twist the truth. We have people on the way to help. You’re not alone. ✊🌙💚

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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop. “If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???” Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.

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Coming to a grindhouse art cinema near you! Buckle up, kiddos. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

Legend 👍

Word of the day is ‘bugiard’ (17th century): one who distorts the truth beyond all recognition to fit their own agenda.

Pope Innocent Pope Guilty

I'm trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested let me know and I'll hop over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

Just did a fart so bad it stood as a Reform candidate.

Made a fun design for people who like both Coffee and telling people to fuck off. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1701...

Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.

Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇 Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨

He is Risen.

I don't make the rules.

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