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Why arent English people not raging about this?

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MS releasing windows 10: literally anything that can run windows 7 can upgrade to this. even if it's got a single core CPU and 1GB of RAM. we might even upgrade it without you asking us to. windows 11: throw that 5 year old antique in the bin, cos the start button is in the MIDDLE now, bitches

Taking asylum seekers jewellery is a hardy Labour trope. In 1999 Mike O’Brien MP immigration minister proposed legislation to take asylum seekers valuables worth over £2,000. Asked if that meant taking asylum seekers jewellery in committee he said, ‘that is exactly what we will do’

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

Quite!

"C'mon guys, it's the same every week, nobody has put their hand up to be Matt Goodwin again. The only way to make this fair is if we all take a turn."

BREAKING: Steve Bannon offered Trump’s MAGA movement as a shield for Jeffrey Epstein - outlining a coalition to “stave off Time’s Up for next decade plus,” in return for strategic and financial support @bylinetimes.bsky.social /1 bylinetimes.com/2025/11/14/s...

do you ever get it when your phone makes a lovely themed montage with twee music out of your photos, and it's all pretty walks in the woods and your pets being cute, then in the middle there's a photo of some soggy, slimy mushed coriander that you took to get a refund from whoever you bought it from

Hate-clicks count as clicks Hate-reads count as reads. Resist dunking for sport. Alert people of dangerous things via screenshots. They want your attention and you don't have to give it to them.

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity

"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump. Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous." Jeffrey Epstein 2017

EXCLUSIVE: My @bylinetimes.bsky.social investigation reveals: 'memo' which sparked President Donald Trump to threaten a $1bn lawsuit against BBC was written by lobbyist at firm paid by pro-Trump tech giants and Trump donors bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b...

RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar

During the Indyref1 campaign bbc anti-independence lies and propaganda caused a diplomatic incident 🇱🇺

the most incredible thing about the whole tim davie thing is the idea that it's possible to edit trump in a way that makes him sound worse

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Centuries of overgrazing & muirburn for grouse moors mean Highland Scotland looks treeless & desolate. But it doesn't have to be this way. New film Scotland's Missing Forests went online y'day. Chuffed to see almost 10k views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuTV... @chrisgpackham.bsky.social

Head to our website for more info on our letter, or hear Rob tomorrow morning on @bbccymruwales.bsky.social

It's that time of year again, when people fall for rage bait articles about stupid words and phrases being added to the dictionary, when they've actually only been added to the Collins Online Dictionary, which is barely a step up from Urban Dictionary, or Viz's Profanisaurus. Stop it for fucks sake.

Today's front page 📰 National security threat 2025: The Scottish Government

This afternoon an incredibly important principle is being debated in the House of Lords We know people die at our border & in our asylum system at a horrifying rate, but shockingly the govt does not record how many, who, or how. @asylummatters.bsky.social are campaigning to #KnowTheirNames

The revolution started on social media. It ended with protests, violence, and an online poll to pick the new prime minister. www.wired.com/story/nepal-...

Oh, this is just *chef's kiss* This Reform Council now has two options. 1. Take down the flags due to their own "health and safety" rules (which they claim to despise) 2. Leave them up and become one of those infamous "Cancelling Christmas" councils Decisions decisions...

does peter thiel post on Xshitter? wondering if it's worth signing up just to see how many times I can reply "sounds like something the antichrist would say" under everything he posts before I get blocked

Reform UK now having to take down flags so that Christmas doesn't get cancelled www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Starmer was briefed on Mandelson’s Epstein links before appointing him US ambassador. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor stripped of privileges, but Mandelson's Labour whip not withdrawn. Starmer withdrew whip from 7 MPs for opposing two-child benefit cap. What is Mandelson's hold over Starmer?

And also check out the shorter version we co-published with the @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/environment/...

⚠️ In Wales, many families are forced to spend more on childcare than on housing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 A Plaid Cymru government will deliver a transformative childcare offer to set children up for success, give parents the freedom to return to work and help build a healthier, wealthier nation.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social - Your (probably regular) reminder that if you say 'Chat GPT' in a French accent, it translates to 'Cat - I have farted'. Which, as someone concerned for the future of the creative industries, I feel is surprisingly apt.

Groundhog Day on #BBC #PoliticsLive talking in the aftermath of the Huntingdon attack falls back into the cliche of ramping up Stop and Search. No insight or reference to where cutting knife crime has worked: the pioneering work of the Violence Reduction Unit in Scotland.

What? Political parties (preferred status) are allowed to have their own waiting list platformed by the state run broadcaster? Move along nothing to see here. 👇

Nobody ever talks about how weird this was

Absolute perfection. #Reform

We are being told SNP have no plans. They are written in the Scottish government papers for all to read. Hardly top secret. #independence #Scotland #SNP

Another day another #Spiked pundit on #BBC. This time: Ella Whelan on #bbcaq. Spiked are right-wing shock jocks funded by the Trumpian Charles Koch. Profiled on the BBC all to provide clicks when Spiked offer no substance & nothing constructive to public debate.

Specifically she seems to believe the "Buzz Aldrin himself says we didn't go there" theory. Here's Buzz in September 2002 answering that one. youtu.be/wCvhpxznQWo?...

Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand 'Test and Trace' Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2025/10/31/d...

John Swinney has pledged to work with Plaid Cymru in a 'progressive alliance' against Westminster’s 'race to the right'

🇬🇧 One for the brexity Gammonati 🤣

Folks, if you're going to speculate about how a hung parliament might play out, could you at least try to grasp that the 3 to 4% currently polling for the SNP can actually mean 40+ seats?