Please stop spending money with this company

*reluctantly turns on jimmy kimmel as an act of resistance*

Only the guy we mortgaged the future for last offseason and the guy we mortgaged the future for this offseason are unavailable, so that's good.

GUY IN HOT DOG SUIT DOT GIF

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

Glad the man that thinks humans are like batteries with finite energy, which is why he never exercises, is deciding vaccine policy based on feelings.

“I asked ChatGPT…”

I knew UL Lafayette was having a bad year, didn’t think it was “lose to a directional Michigan” bad #CollegeFootball #NCAAF #DownHorrendous

162,000 doctors strong: The American College of Physicians demands RFK Jr. be removed as HHS Secretary, warning he is undermining vaccines, science, and public health. www.acponline.org/acp-newsroom... #BlueSky #MedSky #NewsSky #NurseSky #SciSky

Please take a minute to read. Thank you.

Walz: This is North Korea style stuff. And it's being done because this is a weak, thin skinned man who's failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening. It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.”

Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

In no particular order: Blank check @thedollop.bsky.social @getplayedpod.bsky.social House of R And probably @doughboys.bsky.social or @scuffed.bsky.social I could pretty easily go 10-15 deep 🫢

former CDC official Dr. Houry: "I first learned that the secretary had changed our CDC covid vaccine guidance on an X social media post. CDC scientists have still not seen the scientific data or justification for this change. That is not gold standard science."

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

I'm so grateful for Governor Hochul's support in unifying our party, her resolve in standing up to Trump, and her focus on making New York affordable. I look forward to the great work we will accomplish together. Our movement is only growing stronger. Onward to November.

Extreme Kendrick voice: MILKSHAKEEEEEEEE

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

some dems were willing to walk themselves into a gulag before any information was confirmed about kirk’s shooter yet these people openly pine for the murders of anyone they don’t like and at maximum only have to issue half hearted apologies every now and then

Hard to summarize Brian Kelly’s whole deal better than “wins a big-time game against one of his team’s big rivals, somehow answers a question in such an offputting way that his fanbase likes him even less than before the win”

Me watching all the top tier college QBs suck after spending several months excited that the Saints would be bad enough to draft one of them.

@sickoscommittee.org reporting from defending D3 men’s champs’ home opener. Amherst set to take on Williams, let’s get some #NESCACtion #SoccerSickos #D3

the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life

It's worth asking why every elite institution is issuing statements like this rather than pointing out the obvious fact that the institutional right commits and glorifies violence far more than the left. Is there a reason you feel you can't say that out loud? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...

He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.

Before knowing all the facts, voices on the right are now exploiting the tragic death of Charlie Kirk & calling for all-out war on the left. This is sad, but not surprising, at a time when we should all be denouncing political violence. They were not so upset when Minn. Democrats were assassinated.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

No elected official Democratic party will be as cruel about Kirk's death as Mike Lee was about the death of Melissa Hortman. wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/06/17/s...

Don't share violent videos of people getting shot please

BREAKING NEWS: @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social expands for Season 2! Two new clubs, the Breeze BC and the Hive BC, join the roster, raising the stakes and the competition. The league just got even deeper 🔥 More info by @michaelwaterloo.bsky.social ⤵️ winsidr.com/2025/09/unri...

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.

Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.

Multiple first quarter offensive timeouts? Get it together tigers #LSUvsClemson

*whispers* well done greenies

Say what you will about the state of college football pregame shows, I’ll always appreciate them as part of the rhythm and ritual of a gameday, even if I don’t pay attention as much nowadays. Lee Corso has been a part of that my entire life, and I’m going to miss seeing him. We’re losing a giant.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

Vaccines have been the foremost breakthrough in medical history Not of this year Not this decade Not this century Vaccines are the foremost medical breakthrough in history

I’m trying to remember the last time I disliked a #book this much. Maybe Billy Bud in high school? And I haven’t disliked a main character this much since Holden Canfield. Clearly I am missing what makes it a classic #Libby #BookTalk #BookSky #BadBook #Audiobook #BooThisMan

Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."

Vanity Fair staffers threaten to walk out over a proposed Melania cover: “We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife… if this happens, i’m gone, and so is half my team.” www.thedailybeast.com/i-will-walk-...

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature