Hahahaha yesssssss run to Florida bitch

This is the 7th season in franchise history where the Cubs have had multiple distinct win streaks of 10+ games, joining: 1935 1910 1906 (4) 1886 1885 1880 h/t @EliasSports

Isaac Chotiner: And did you read these books? You: Well, yes, I— IC: All of them? You: Now wait a minute. IC: And that pile over there, the books that look unopened. You: I will get to them. IC: Has that pile ever gotten smaller? You: Hey that's not fair.

And this is how I find out they didn’t retire Urlacher’s number — for real, fuck the McCaskeys!

I hate any kind of generational warfare stuff, but I genuinely do not get why so many Gen Zers are really, really into the show Girls

This review perpetuates the lie that Louis asked every woman for permission before he exposed himself, like it was a formal proposition. So it's pure garbage. I wonder if a guy wrote the article. @thewrap.com

I just went out of my way to get gas that was $4.84 because that’s cheaper than other options 😭😭😭😭 2026 gas prices did not need to match inflation

May 8, 1926: In The New Yorker: An Art Deco baseball player by Art Bobrinsky and a cartoon map of New York City including its speakeasies, by John Held Jr.

My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.

still thinking about that Goldman Sachs “analysis” that predicted we would be at 120% of normal traffic in the strait of Hormuz by now

I think the biggest problem with Democrats is that when they get on TV or appear in any forum that gives them a big chance to speak directly to voters, they talk about the problem with Democrats and not the problem with Republicans.

Why does everyone in all of the lower income neighborhoods have to pay higher meter rates while the people downtown gets subsidized by them? The tiers exist for a reason !! I should not have to pay for $4.75 to park in Albany Park!

I physically cringed watching this 💀💀💀

Wonderful thread that really encapsulates why all this Met Gala hate has just rubbed me the wrong way — there was so much beautiful art! But for real, fuck Bezos & his horror wife

All of those events involve spectacles, celebrities, and obscene amounts of money. Notably, the Met Gala is the only one that's a charity for a public institution. What upsets people isn't the actual money or celebrities, but the notion of fashion. The more unusual the outfits, the more outrage.

To be sure, there's no question in my mind that Wintour made the right decision. The increased spectacle and shift towards corporate sponsors — who use the night for marketing — have raised so much money, the Costume Institute has enough savings to potentially be self-sufficient in a few years.

Georgia is a not a GOP state, but it’s definitely a Klan state!

The single most defining thing Elon Musk has ever done is killing untold numbers of people by having DOGE illegally raid and disband USAID. Not rickets, not cars, not even the CSAMbot on X. It’s this, and so many media pundits just choose to unsee it.

I would donate if one of the levels provided a Zaidman-free broadcast (including background cackles)

People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say “Sir… Go Cubs go.”

A woman told me today that she thinks her husband has Marfan’s disease and my split second response was “ yeah he does kind of look like Abraham Lincoln, so that would make sense” 💀💀💀

The makeup 😍😍😍 I love this on her! I hope she rises so high in Atlanta!

I saw this exhibit yesterday and it was fabulous — David Lynch is a great modern allegory to Duchamp! They both thread the needle of being very serious and very absurd at the same time so well!

BREAKING: Congressman Johnny Olszewski (D-MD) is introducing a constitutional amendment to establish term limits for Supreme Court Justices. The ROBE Act would establish 18-year term limits for justices.

DeSantis also says datacenters are unpopular on both the left and the right. If you have followed this guy's career, this is something worth taking note of. He would not be coming out early like this if he didn't see a big political problem coming down the road.

It’s really funny to me that the guy who has been through making a collab album with Kanye while he’s going insane and also almost got blown up by P Diddy has seemingly yet to learn his lesson about mentally unstable musicians 😭😭 stop touching the stove dude

I saw this live on TV a couple hours ago randomly and was VERY CONFUSED ! It will make you say “what? Why!” Aloud!

Listening to The College Dropout makes me sad — Kayne had so much juice back in the day, he could have been such a light today

This is an absolutely wild correction from The Verge www.theverge.com/features/916...

Once again: If we are to beat the Republican fascist movement, we all must view the Supreme Court as it is presently constituted to be completely illegitimate and all of its findings similarly illegitimate, and we should expect our elected leaders to hold the same view.

This is so union busting and whoa is that pay low! 👀👀

while I understand folks getting their jokes off about dude bringing his cell phone to a bank robbery, I do want to emphasize that the police sought and received more phone data than just the robber's! geofence warrants are basically a digital dragnet! ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/chatr...

For many years, I worked with someone who was shot in the head during an assassination attempt at the Washington Hilton Jim Brady spent the rest of his life trying to make sure other families didn't experience gun violence Instead of addressing that deadly scourge, Republicans want a ballroom

When radioactivity was discovered, there was a rush to market for all sorts of radioactive consumer goods. There were water jugs made out of uranium glass, for example. I think about that a lot these days whenever I see AI products being marketed to consumers.

This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.

selfishly it makes me feel personally better, but also broadly tempts me to be a bit of a doomer, that the most successful, important and beautiful women on earth still have to deal with the same bullshit from men that the rest of us do

Meg waited until the end of the season to make her statement. Even on her way out, she was gracious to him. Klay, my boy, you don't understand how much you will appreciate this trait later.

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

*with a flourish, the mentalist pulls a first amendment pocket square from the breast pocket of an audience member. It has been transformed into the Zodiac's July 31, 1969 letter to the Vallejo Times-Herald*

Ghostbusters 2 is criminally underrated

I aspire to be this kind of noble hater lolol

"Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism—which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place."

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

OMG. I fell asleep and we were losing and I just wake up now at 5 am and see this!! OMG!!!!! I love this team!!!

Every time I see my masc trans friend on social media so in love with their new big titty girlfriend who is also their height …. it makes me so happy hahaha

The 2026 Cubs can draw 31k people on an April Thursday 1:20 game! They have the ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Jerry Reinsdorf could only dream of such attendance numbers

Shame on the White Sox organization!

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.