Education Day college hoops games are great and every NBA team should be required to have one too. I want to see 3rd-graders sitting court side, dumping popcorn and soda all over the floor while thousands of their peers scream at every video board prompt.

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

We need to deport illegals that are buying all the concert tickets during the presale.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Some Boras puns from today... "When you pull up to a pitching pump, a Gallen is always premium." "Teams look at that and say, 'Believe me, Imai wildest dreams, I never expected someone to be available like that.'" "When you add a Suarez, I think everyone knows you are armed and Ranger-ous."

MLB winter meetings and ICAS convention during the same week is always horrible for my productivity. All I can do is daydream about next summer.

It's not sustainable to pay for every newsletter and Patreon you want to support. I subscribe to MANY and I am going to have to unsubscribe to some because it is costing me thousands of dollars a year (over $3000). More collectivist options need to be developed.

The CFP and its discourse suck. If only there were three other levels of college football with better postseasons we could look to as a model for improvement (shorter season, bigger postseason field, no shitty bowl games).

Congratulations to Western Michigan, they started the season 0-3 and then hit the rails running to a conference championship

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

I have heard 13 of Rolling Stones' top 100 songs of the year and I think nine of them are total ass. My slide into cultural irrelevance continues.

I do my best to keep an open mind and change my views on a matter when the underlying information changes, but I reject any and all scientific literature which suggests that people who are chronically late for things are anything other than inconsiderate assholes.

"All of these artists and songs are totally made up." - Me, a 36-year old

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

I need to get involved in an industry that would pay me millions of dollars to not do my job anymore.

My main hobbies

A happy Pie is Breakfast season to all who celebrate.

They didn’t put a little crowd in front of Post Malone because no one wanted hepatitis

We're getting the entire Aubrey-Maturin series (Master and Commander) turned into movies.

It is amazing how disrespectful every level of capital management is to anyone who knows how to actually do anything. If you write or draw or fabricate anything, your time is just considered absolutely worthless

Never a doubt, right? #Lions

Bend it like Bates

When does the new St. Brown Podcast ... drop?

THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE

what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon

Turned on ESPN2 before the basketball game and there are four dudes actually yelling at each other about Shedeur Sanders and yeah, this is why I don't watch anything other than games. This is insufferably bad.

The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...

Crazy how often this feels appropriate lately.

Most people, even very smart people, truly do not understand the extent to which car dependency was manufactured in the United States, and how decisions made 100 years ago are why cities and towns look the way they do today.

Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

Old enough to remember when dumb mfks wanted to trade Jalen Duren.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

ban golf

There should be a government-subsidized, 24-hour diner in every zip code in America. The people have the right to a hot sandwich, cold Coke and slice of pie at all hours.

Stub one toe, and thou shall soon stub many toes. - Ancient Proverb

Oh My God It’s happening!

Footloose. It's corny as shit, which is the entire point of musicals.

i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.

My most firmly held and dumbest gambling opinion is that point spreads are for nerds. "I'm betting on Cleveland to win OR to lose by less than five." Grow up! Pick a winner! You shouldn't be happy if a team you pick keeps it close! You should feel BAD!

"Somehow, Bond returned." - Rian Johnson

One final time for Kyle: the only pitcher I've ever seen who could throw 7 shutout innings and walk off the mound looking like someone just kicked his dog.

On this eve of fifty Novembers the winds still howl the bell still tolls. My breath turns heavy as we drift into the long cold night. The Fitzgerald stirs beneath. I harbor their echoes and cradle her steel. My waves bear the sorrow of all I have taken.

Nothing honors our veterans quite like the draft dodging president calling plays at a football game while military service members aren't getting paid.

The Water Tower. Kalamazoo, Michigan. First snow of fall 2025 - November 9, 2025. #photography #snow #kalamazoo #michigan #watertower #landmark #historicmichigan

The post-show hangout of choice for high school theatre cast and crew.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*