And he has a cute dog!

Hit the ball fully OUT OF THE STADIUM. Insane.

🗓️| Release schedule for on Disney+ “The Eras Tour | The Final Show”: December 12 The End Of An Era” (Docuseries): December 12 (Ep. 1 & 2) December 19 (Ep. 3 & 4) December 26 (Ep. 5 & 6)

🧡You deserve what you want, Hope you get what you want…. Don’t worry—we got our paws on the original artwork. 🐾 🎤We heard you calling on the megaphone, The otter tee returns to stand on its own. The legend wore it—Swifties found it You all are quite the pros 🦦✨

Wrong answers only. My proposal, 2 Kmarts. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

One of my senior year roommates and I were so dedicated to procrastinating that we spent every available moment of the last week of college in the bowels of the library, ignoring everyone and frantically finishing giant projects meant to take all semester. Magna Cum Laude, thank you very much.

No where near as impressive as this, but I wrote an 8 page paper in high school on A Tale of Two Cities the night before it was due. Got an A on that thing. I have never read A Tale of Two Cities. If you need a robot to tell lies for you, then you are simply weaker than me.

Ok, Twin Cities: give me your recs for in-home health aide type stuff. Looking for someone to come in a few hours a day and help with hygiene, meal prep, maybe some light cleaning. Respite care so my mom doesn't have to do it all. I can Google but it's better to have a more personal recommendation.

the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed

DO YOU THINK IT’S FOREVER???

I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression

It was SO GREAT. So great. My 9 year old was literally jumping up and down with happiness because she enjoyed it so much. Can I bottle that joy somehow? Thank you, Taylor. 🧡💚❤️‍🔥

I have an aging parent with a major health crisis & work insanity, so life has been STRESSFUL. It's been a JOY to blast Life of a Showgirl at full volume all day today. Seriously. My favorite is definitely Opalite. Off to the movie with my 9 year old later. We have matching shirts. So excited! 🧡💚❤️‍🔥

Minneapolis: Does anyone know of local bakeries doing Taylor Swift themed treats of any kind for the new album release tomorrow? My 9 year old (and me) would be thrilled for something to celebrate #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl ❤️‍🔥🧡💚❤️‍🔥

Okay, funny bookstore category

Friendly reminder that Minneapolis changed its billing system for water payments and did a terrible job telling people, so your automatic payments might not be going through.

These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

"The main objective of these changes is to make it safer for children to walk to school by limiting car traffic. “We want Paris to regain streets where it is possible to let go of a child's hand,” said Patrick Bloche (PS), deputy mayor, at the Fête des rues aux écoles (Street Festival at Schools)."

STANDBY FOR WHAT?!? ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 (said to the tune of this in my head: youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?...)

Anyone else deeply thrown off by the British meaning of flapjacks today? Just me? Thanks, Bake Off.

I am coping with *waves at everything* by catching up on seasons of Call the Midwife I didn't realize I'd missed. How's everyone else?

This has been a weird day, as you can imagine. But it’s also been a really nice day, because of everything you all have said about my work. I feel like Tom Sawyer eavesdropping on his own funeral. Thanks for reading. And, in this case, writing.

Band/movie music nerd hive mind, HELP?!?! We're playing this lovely piece in my community band currently. It reminds me of movie music from something and I can't figure out what and it's driving me crazy. youtu.be/jCQEbh_3kr0?...

Some sort of turkey sanctuary situation so my daughter could just chill with her favorite animals. Yes, turkeys. No, I don't know why she loves them so much.

Dan Patch was not just a horse, but the most famous athlete in the world in 1906. He was never defeated in open competition and his harness record stood for 30 years. Oh and there was also a railway line named after him. And a movie. And a boat. And a bowling alley. And more things I can't remember

The best part of any State Fair is when somebody gets to learn that Dan Patch was a horse

Just in case you need a little joy today: here are some lovely llama costumes from the 4-H costume contest at the State Fair 📸: Aaron Lavinsky/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Why would you serve people scraps of pie crust?

This is my nephew. And this is his gofundme page. www.gofundme.com/f/donate-for...

*breathe in* I am not a dumpster fire. *breathe out* I am a dumpster phoenix.

Friends. For my parents' 40th wedding anniversary, I got them a bench at the State Fair. It was recently their 46th wedding anniversary and the bench is still going strong. Please find it and send a photo for us?

Possibly the best crop art I've ever seen.

BEHOLD the State Fair mega-post! 75 freakin' items, 8,900 words, assessments without fear or favor, a dash of satire, spiritous beverages, interviews with the new foodsmiths… holy hell, we were busy. Bon appetit and happy hunting! heavytable.substack.com/p/the-2025-m...

YES, this is my favorite thing next to actually going to the Fair myself.

Don’t take my word for it. Check the fish cam! www.dnr.state.mn.us/statefair/we...

I cannot tell you how much I am looking forward to their write up of this insanity.

we have both computers and science fiction because Byron was so insufferable it inspired all the women around him to come up with elaborate reasons to get away

When I tell you my 9 year old is going to lose her mind to see this video of her favorite animal. Yes. Turkeys. No, I don't know why/how.

Mine: there are types of grass that grows horizontally instead of vertically.

If you pumped the water out of Lake Superior, you would: 1) Flood North and South America to a depth of a foot. 2) Create a hole big enough for every human being who has ever lived.

She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

I have chosen this for my evening viewing. I used to LOVE this movie. youtu.be/lqxylqQXsh4?...

I only did pizza for nine years, but after that (relatively) short time I got so used to the feel of dough that I could judge temperatures within two degrees by hand, nail weights without a scale, and get a full pie from phone to oven in twenty seconds. All labor is skilled labor.

Sing now of the heros of the people

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

9 million+ views since yesterday evening already. It's an amazing 2 hours of Taylor candidness and joy and adorableness. What a gift. The new album is just the icing on the cake. ❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥🧡 youtu.be/M2lX9XESvDE?...

Actually Romantic and Honey for me.

Are you bready for it It’s a loaf story, baby just say yeast Should’ve said dough Loafing him was bread 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LOAFING HIM WAS BREAD!!