If I don’t get a hug from somebody soon I’m gonna start biting people ankles

Walmart and Trader Joe’s recalled ready to eat meals

Baby can you hear my call

This escalated so quickly, I wasn’t ready but I like it

Why I can’t do what you do 😂

Oh? 🫠

Why I didn’t catch this thread lol

Bitch. Any variation of the word. Double degradation or praise/degradation combined.

Whitney really don’t have no business being gone..

Nigga don’t know women love legs just as much as we do, maybe even more 🤣

It’s so many fine men in the world, I wish I could give some to all of yall omg

I’ve tried a lot of period products.. and I fell in love with the Wellness long overnight pads for bladder leaks.. the ones from Family Dollar. They just so thick and wide, cushiony.

I don’t even watch them streams but I just seen a funny ass clip of Zoe and Lucci, ima have to watch that one 😂😂

I feel like them putting Cragen’s death at the very beginning was a terrible move. It was so short, you can’t even get into the rest of the episode. We can’t get time to process his death? Like damn, we been with him since it started 😭

If they don’t hurry up with this new season of Organized Crime, that’s what I really wanna watch

Dried fruit/fruit chips <<<<

Man I literally grew up on Law & Order: SVU, the type of emotionally invested I am is different 😭

I live in Florida and knew nothing bout the hurricane 😂

It’s forming pretty fast, slow moving.

I feel like people don’t take cyberstalking serious enough.. I’ve been cyberstalked by my last two partners and it’s a violation. That shit not cute or funny

Leave black women the fuck alone. Whatever you feel like black women should be doing, get your ass up and go do it yourself. Fixed it for you 😘

Actually.. hell yeah

The bane of my existence is washing dishes by hand omggg I use my dishwasher faithfully and don’t mind paying no water bill babe.

I only like a man once every year and a half. So when I find one I like, I really like him and I hate it. I be all in so i always feel like I like people more.

I think crushes are a part of yearning and folks don’t appreciate the yearn anymore 😭

This man told me he was worried about my piercings getting stuck in his gap, I said I’m good at tongue wrestling so it won’t be a issue but we could see if it fit just to bullshit 😂 I love that stuff. Then had the nerve to talk me through it while I was laughing. I just know it’s good, I know it

I’m ngl, don’t be afraid to DM someone. I make fun of cheesy lines all the time but this is how he got me 😂 🤷🏾‍♀️

Naw cus if youn like to be in the bed by 9 o clock don’t bring your raggedy ass over here

Lord.. the mfs wit the dicks don’t know what to do wit em. They down here wit a purpose and ain’t perfected it

I be having crushes and very lightly/cautiously flirt and leave it at that. Crushing is too unhinged for me

Hell, I just found out one of my twitter crushes in a relationship.. likely poly 😩 be feeling filthy after you find out

I rather never speak to you again before i let you stress me out.

I lowkey wish Bluesky had spaces lol but naw.. that shit get messy real fast

If it was raining brains, you would get home dry

I would like a ring, I would like a ring. I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger. I would like a big and shiny diamond that I could wave around and talk and talk about it

I did another big chop earlier this year and then I just started using aphogee.. can’t remember the last time I seen my hair this thick and curls this tight. Can’t wait to see how they fall when it’s longer

Nigga got “tech” in his bio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

can u leave it inside and fall asleep like that ?

Say it again! 🫣

Oh this be it? I’m a mf corn ball. Cheesy as hell. Very corny 😂

That the speed limit for all highways not at least 75 mph, literally pisses me off to be on the highway going 50

I been paying for crunchyroll and ain’t watched nothing but a few minute of psycho-pass like what

I need to stop being willing to look past trash sex.. it’s made me bitter 😂

Hello? You should be on brick just thinking about me.

When I feel safe and comfortable we can get into a lot different shit

I believe lots of sexually active ppl need to learn that the enjoyment of sex does not have to include ejaculation. In male and female bodies, its just how some bodies work. Ion think ppl should have any issues sayin it, but they do bc of fried societal norms of how ppl have been TAUGHT to think

I only ever came from head once and that was 10 years ago 😒