3 hour mark: Just had a solo dance sesh in the backyard to the Internet’s ego death album while staring at the forest. The sun started beaming and the perfect amount of raindrops started falling. Biiiiitch a goddess just sun and rain danced.

Nah if I like something I personally ask and take notes but maybe I should start one for the fam

"Can we lee-hee-hee-eave?"

If you had a cult, what would be your rules for them to join the squad? For me, the entry fee is bank info and head.

And why don’t we have women cult leaders yet??!! It’s 2026. Break the glass ceiling!

I remember when they were on social media WILDIN but somebody give me the cliff notes on how nature boy did it. It was the schlong? Gift of gab? What was the recipe

Ok me high. 1/6 is gold

The way Martin was trying not to break character 😭 had to be improv

Oh and I need that dungeon for the orgies but after that, I’m giving the rest of the money away to people in need.

If my house can have a pool table and an indoor pool in the living room, I’ll be Gucci. I’m not asking for much. Just entertainment on some fly sht

Checking the dimensions of this dream apartment to see if I can fit a pool table in the living room

90 min eddy mark. I took a walk. And had so many breakthroughs while audio journaling. Am I high? Idk. I’ve sipped wine but don’t feel tipsy. I’m somewhere outside of the matrix.

On one hand, lame. On the other hand, should all sm apps do this for the preservation of humanity?

My summer complexion coming back

This month’s second read, let’s see if I can finish it in two weeks.

water will bring you back to life every time.

I’m so confused by the wholesome feel of it all. Does he know?? 😭

Honestly we don’t talk about this injustice enough

Fck panties too. Let your kewchie breathe.

You’re an adult. You don’t need to sleep in pajamas anymore. Burn them!

Pretty sexy ngl

If you feel to high a shot of milk will bring your high down

I wanna take an eddy. But I’ve yet to find out the right amount to NOT be high for two days. I only take 1/4. About to cut this heaux into 16 pieces

This hoe is in her kitchen enriching uranium.

I just learned there’s no green tea in Jameson green tea. Anytime I ordered it at a bar, I thought “yea I’m drinking liquor but ☝🏽😌 at least it’s packed with antioxidants.” These fckers. 😒

These homemade mango ice pops have really been a simple source of joy during the work week. This may become my emotional support snack, idk the verdict is still out.

You the type of neighbor that be saying hi to everyone? Or do you wait for your neighbor to go back in the house before you run out to check your mail?

Facts. I think it’s true of anyone who has a Captain Save ‘em complex, they’ll attract the leeches naturally

Lol how did he turn it on like that?? 😂😂😂

Dear Diary, I think it’s just a cleaner perspective (less self-victimization & less emotional baggage) not to villainize the person and act like the love was never there. Maybe normalize saying “Sure they loved me. But their love wasn’t good enough for me.” It’s more empowering that way.

When someone hurts your feelings, whether they love you or not isn’t the right question. The real question is, is their level of love healthy and compatible with yours?

Learned something new today, wow. The human body is a marvel.

Sarah Vaughan performing "Misty" in Sweden (1964)

Women over 35, do you like being called “fine shyt” Men over 35, are you calling women “fine shyt”

Yall don’t have bidets??

Interesting

Does sleepytime tea work on yall? What do you use to put you to sleep when needed

Men with useless beautiful lashes <<<

Not a rapper but Sisqo was made for this and missed his calling

Sales

Another Apple TV banger

Bill Burr

okay mute accordingly

They over on threads saying Drake makes music for niggas that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She clocked tf in!!

Hol up

"Password can not be a previous password"

I’m strictly trynna cop those colossal size Picassos

My cleaning DJ sesh going crazy rn

I became a fan of three 6 mafia and remy ma simultaneously bc of pussy got you hooked Remy bodied that verse