"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

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Does anyone in the #a11y community know of any research into text reveal effects and their impact on people with cognitive and learning disabilities? Cc @lloydi.com

My appetite is not lessened and work seems quite horrid in prospect.

Anna Boberg(1864-1935), Swedish artist who spent much time painting in Northern Norway, where she had a cabin and lived alone #WomensArt

“Cousin Eddie” Inktober Day 12 - Original framed painting now up on jameshance.com ❤️✨🎨 31 days of favorite characters, neither Ink, nor Tober!

when people don’t get my jokes

Nietzsche abhors a vacuum www.worldofmoose.com/products/nie...

Saturdays

Never change, England

Danger.

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Remember, always wear a helmet when cycling.

A classic meme makes its way around again:

A happy National Biscuit Day to all who celebrate. 🍪

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life.

Ed Balls.

Leah Gardner, contemporary Chicago-based oil painter #WomensArt #Sunday

In #JapaneseFolklore ogama are giant forest-dwelling toad #yokai. It's believed that when toads reach 1000 years old they develop supernatural powers and become yokai. Ogama get increasingly more dangerous as they get older, often killing and eating humans. #FolkyFriday 🎨Matthew Meyer @yokai.com 1/2

I think it's very important that everybody knows a frog pilot is secretly hidden inside the spine of Lego's Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil set (76968).

Someone clever did this to a lamppost on Coverdale road and now I am disappointed that every lamppost doesn’t have one

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...

Separated at birth.

They deserved better than this...

Octavia Butler was a black female science fiction writer who won several awards for her works, including Hugo, Locus, and Nebula awards. In 1995, Butler became the first science-fiction writer to receive a MacArthur Fellowship.

Goodnight. “Are you a communist?" "No I am an anti-fascist" "For a long time?" "Since I have understood fascism.” Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Want to be constantly judged by a 12 lb bundle of fur and pointy bits? Get a cat. #proofofcat #catsky #catsofbluesky

Couldn't agree more. Defence against the next few years.

Marcel Duchamp in a hammock, Spain, 1965 by Man Ray

Leave it Kevin, he ain't worth it...

In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible.

The sketch > The painting Falsehood-on-the-Green (oil and acrylic on canvas, 2021)

when you can't find the right adapter

Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets: Die Hard, keep Alan Rickman.

I loved Functional Mushrooms' first album, before they moved from EMI to Holland & Barrett.

It's #Caturday!

There's nothing like the feeling of fresh 'pants. #holybatpants #streetart #walthamstow

A ROAST IN A BEEF GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK PUDDING TURKEY

I've just perfectly opened a pack of bacon by using the 'pull this' plastic tab. First time in 50 years. Had another pack in the fridge so tried that too, but, as usual, the tab just ripped off leaving the pack sealed. Freak occurrence. Can't believe it.