build these. i'm not joking. the more I read history the more I read how often hiding spaces save lives.

the earliest doctors and biologists and stuff must have had it so rough "but when a person gets ripped up by a lion there's wet tubes inside them and stuff! you're not even a little curious what that's about??" "ew dude, no!" "but what if we're somehow like the rabbits we eat!!!" "DUDE!"

well, back to the old grind! *opens wordle, solves it, and then starts trying to create it in infinite craft*

Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I was kinda shocked to learn they haven't written "serve god" out of the girl scout pledge yet. there's just a note that says the girls can replace this according to their faith. tbh I think within 1 generation that's gonna be gone. wtf are they supposed to say, "to serve science and my country"

lesbian wedding where the vows on both sides are the girl scout oath and it means something non-literal about girlhood and womanhood and promise and a life lived. I'm onto something here

this is the only critical art advice I will post but you're art is inexpressive because you're scared of making your blorbo ugly, send post

Had to buy a new heater in the middle of freezing season Consider adopting a silly doggo!

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

yume 2kki (2007) home within nowhere

the soju experience 🤪

it's crazy to me that so many people my age will talk about how the internet was their escape from loneliness as a teen, and/or opened them up to new perspectives that helped them begin to unlearn bigoted beliefs, and then in the very same breath say children shouldn't be allowed on the internet

hi?? I was watching a vod of some streamer bros playing monopoly and one of them had a tts message go through that said "can you please explain how to play this game, I don't get the rules?" streamer didn't even notice it. just kept talking to his bros

I saw a sticker on a car today that had a religious message about using your turn signal. but the weirdest part was that it was on the back of the car

@zoeology.bsky.social top 10 binturong quotes of all time www.tumblr.com/detrout/8079...

😭 I want the gong cha aisha keychain so bad but my nearest gong cha is 150 miles away in pittsburgh

I think DC should be doing more with the current craze for serials for ages 14-35 and the fact that they own starfire. I'd watch a wednesday-esque female lead show about how hard it is to be a quirky young woman who is starfire

'what is grandad made of?' took me ages to answer, and then I said 'meat' which I wasn't totally happy with

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

⛰️古代中国の地理書『山海経』に登場する怪鳥たち30羽を、原典の文章を頼りに描きました！　次から次へと首や足の数が多い鳥が飛び出す。おもしろすぎる生態系。 🌊I’ve finished the 30 ancient Chinese weird mythical birds art challenge! It’s been so fun to design and draw so many kinds of multi-headed birds. Hope you enjoyed! #山海経の怪鳥30羽描く #30WeirdAncientBirds

Was frantically tapping the sound button on this and realized the audio was playing in my fiancé’s AirPods downstairs. He heard the music and came upstairs because he thought I “was watching Lord of the Rings,” and I had to grimly turn my phone toward him as an animatronic pig jawed silently

Ahmed is just 17. 'Hello everyone, I'm begging you. My father needs treatment. Please, the doctor says the treatment costs €100. I implore you to donate whatever you can. My father is struggling to breathe. Please, I have no one else.'

Relooted is not only a neat puzzle game with grand heists and a charming cast, but also a challenge to who owns and tells African history. Plus, it's one of the few games to capture Africa's diversity well, pulling artifacts from all across the continent. My review: www.avclub.com/relooted-gam...

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

yume tsushin (2023) moon ornament

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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

don't steal this mug, it's already stolen 🌟

I love everyone being like "man *we* really fucked up letting discord be a wiki" who the fuck is we

Discord isn't walking back anything yet, but this shows they are feeling the pressure and you should keep bullying and contacting them until they relent.

I just heard a japanese youtuber say the english "i don't know" in japanese loanword style and if that's a thing then I think the japanese are totally missing out on saying idk. way shorter, fits in their language structure better, more casual, fun to say. アイヂケー

My coping mechanism is #Neopets fanart, here's my alien aisha

not now bro I am uploading my government ID to animal crossing turnip discord

me: my goal this year is to do like, psychological physical therapy on myself. what do you call that. psychological therapy me: ... just therapy I guess

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

truly have no idea why brands keep working with cptnalex for merch drops when his work is ummm. bad. like it truly feels like he's just phoning it in with over half his body of work

The neopets beta test document has been taken down by geekify. If anyone has a saved copy, please reach out to me.

white people should get less cowardly about savory yogurts. raita is great. I bet we could invent a marmite yogurt that is awesome. or a pesto yogurt

Would you let aliens take over if they were kitty cats? #art #neopets

Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship. Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)

the new pronoun picker from ripperoni now has single labels that say (e.g.) he/him, instead of one for he and one for him! scroll down in this thread for the one to reset your labels, and down from that are pro/noun format labels

top favorite fnaf animatronics 1. fredbear. I like that he's a weird relic that doesn't quite fit and is sort of an artifact of the messy canon of fnaf 2. springtrap. I'm basic sorry 3. jackie?? good design 4. this guy that I just learned about freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/Suicide...

having a real "they just tweeted it out" moment

sorry to be fnafpilled in 2026, it's terminal btw, but jackie from the most recent fnaf game might be top 3 for me. I haven't approved of a fnaf game in a long time and I think sotm, the game she's from, kinda blows, but I like her a lot. the design, the character, the voice work. very good