Don’t call me “honey” and expect it to make up for the fact that you SHRUNK THE KIDS

this started a holy war, so let me state a very plain and direct argument for this the democratic primary is when we decide if we get to have things be good or mid the general election is when you decide if you dislike nazis

Yep, I'm Stancil-posting now, lol. This is a good point in any case.

Absolute boss behavior tbh.

Y'all know I'm Canada Down

Not only is this racist bullshit but also Lady Gaga sang "Die with a Smile" in English for a pretty long time while making very Italian lady hand gestures so it was pretty far from all Spanish.

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

If anyone ever catches me writing a phrase like "...general business Maoism shift of Late Woke" I kindly request you do the humane thing and just put me down like Old Yeller.

Salute to all the real heroes uh (checks notes) burning down trashcans in an alley.

Pretty good slogan.

I don't think this man should be allowed in polite intellectual society. Or anywhere in society. Or in any society at all for that matter.

Minnesotans are employing new tactics to respond to a kind of state threat that hasn't existed in this country before. There's no such thing as decades of relevant experience here. I don't understand the gatekeeping at all

Before you consider being mad that a Black woman will play Helen of Troy, please consider that THE STORY ALSO HAS A FUCKING CYCLOPS IN IT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album: “Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”

Bruce Springsteen: “ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Bluesky posters will be like you “you think massive universal legal resistance with total support from the population works? that pales in comparison to my strategy, winning a shootout with an ICE army” and then not win a shootout with an ICE army

Of all the BS this might actually be the most BS.

they outlawed gender theory and now we're all doing gender praxis

I think we should be fighting fascists not (checks notes) ... Will Stancil? Absolute insanity.

There are two exterminators in town, one is good and the other is notoriously shitty. Your landlord asks who he should hire for the roach problem. You say “I don’t care it’s all the same to me.” He hires the shitty one. You leave a one-star yelp review on the good exterminator.

Sam Altman’s Sam Altman’s Super-Fans 🤝 Critics Taking Sam Altman At Face Value

Interesting fact.

This is what seasoned diplomats call a "WTAF moment." Trump just declared that "For the theft of our Assets, and many other reasons, including Terrorism, Drug Smuggling, and Human Trafficking, the Venezuelan Regime has been designated a FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION..." What assets?

You will be visited by three spirits...

Dredd 2

No war with Venezuela.

you do not participate in politics any more than the red-faced 50-something guy yelling at the yankees pitching staff has participated in coaching a major league game

More like Joyce Carol GOATes amirite

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

I am putting a 100% tariff on when you tell a pretty girl that she looks nice today and she clinches her jaw and says she has to go do something and then goes over to her friend and they both start to laugh. That kind of thing is terrified from here on out. TARRIFED.

The greatest organist in Baseball. Bar none.

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. It takes way longer than one day to make a movie. If you wanted to make Blazing Saddles by today, you should have started months ago.

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses so yes, this does do something actually

Greta Gerwig: "Whenever I have trouble writing, I think about the pace of baseball. It’s slow, just grinding out another play. You strike out a lot. This, for me, is very helpful to have in my mind while writing.” gointothestory.blcklst.com/screenwritin... #screenwriting

Apparently some pundit types need to be reminded that resigning from your job is not cancellation.

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

Brianna Wu is deranged.

I am no longer saying “I want to eat dinner” because you could replace “dinner” with “children” and that would be v problematic

Libertarians posted this on threads and presumably before they did thought "Yeah this is a sick burn, we really got them here. Politicians who want things to be fair? People will never stand for it."

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Genuine question: is Stephen Miller showing him AI slop videos and convincing him they’re real?

The end of Eric Adams' campaign must be a tough blow to members of both parties, the Republicans and EndAntiSemitism.

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on