I think we should be fighting fascists not (checks notes) ... Will Stancil? Absolute insanity.

There are two exterminators in town, one is good and the other is notoriously shitty. Your landlord asks who he should hire for the roach problem. You say “I don’t care it’s all the same to me.” He hires the shitty one. You leave a one-star yelp review on the good exterminator.

Sam Altman’s Sam Altman’s Super-Fans 🤝 Critics Taking Sam Altman At Face Value

Interesting fact.

This is what seasoned diplomats call a "WTAF moment." Trump just declared that "For the theft of our Assets, and many other reasons, including Terrorism, Drug Smuggling, and Human Trafficking, the Venezuelan Regime has been designated a FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION..." What assets?

You will be visited by three spirits...

Dredd 2

No war with Venezuela.

you do not participate in politics any more than the red-faced 50-something guy yelling at the yankees pitching staff has participated in coaching a major league game

More like Joyce Carol GOATes amirite

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

I am putting a 100% tariff on when you tell a pretty girl that she looks nice today and she clinches her jaw and says she has to go do something and then goes over to her friend and they both start to laugh. That kind of thing is terrified from here on out. TARRIFED.

The greatest organist in Baseball. Bar none.

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. It takes way longer than one day to make a movie. If you wanted to make Blazing Saddles by today, you should have started months ago.

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses so yes, this does do something actually

Greta Gerwig: "Whenever I have trouble writing, I think about the pace of baseball. It’s slow, just grinding out another play. You strike out a lot. This, for me, is very helpful to have in my mind while writing.” gointothestory.blcklst.com/screenwritin... #screenwriting

Apparently some pundit types need to be reminded that resigning from your job is not cancellation.

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

Brianna Wu is deranged.

I am no longer saying “I want to eat dinner” because you could replace “dinner” with “children” and that would be v problematic

Libertarians posted this on threads and presumably before they did thought "Yeah this is a sick burn, we really got them here. Politicians who want things to be fair? People will never stand for it."

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Genuine question: is Stephen Miller showing him AI slop videos and convincing him they’re real?

The end of Eric Adams' campaign must be a tough blow to members of both parties, the Republicans and EndAntiSemitism.

Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on

IN CASE OF METHODISTS HIDE DOWNSTAIRS

Just an absolute beast of a film.

Yeah why can't liberals be cool with queer people like (checks notes) Burkina Faso and the PRC? You know, the states tankies absolutely never reflexively defend online.

The latest on how the internet has made us all medieval peasants: “this cookie chain has the spirit of the perfidious Jew behind it”

Writing an article on the decline of leftist and left-liberal influence on Twitter and only very briefly alluding to Elon Musk in passing is one of the most radically centrist things one can ever imagine.

“MLK was a socialist just like me—terminally online, hates libs, abstains from actual political calculus” is a very funny and not rare enough opinion.

"Ladies and gentleman just turn your attention to me, I graduated from Harvard twice and I hate Jews SO MUCH. Checkmate, liberals."

the position of the roberts court is both that racism isn’t real and that the constitution mandates a colorblindness so strict that it neither recognizes nor can act on social inequalities. incidentally, this is essentially the court’s holding in plessy v. ferguson.

FT: The world has an obligation to stop starvation and genocide in Gaza. Instead, the leading superpower, under Trump, has made a decision to facilitate it so that Trump can build a casino and resort. This is moral depravity on a grand scale. www.ft.com/content/69d5...

There's a very funny horseshoe in America where the people most explicitly and military pro-CCP are teenage nonbinary Maoist Tumblr revolutionary communists and Fortune 500 CEOs and their management consultants.

Just absolute brainrot from the r/atheism crowd in reaction to Governor Cooper's extremely normal announcement that he prayed on his decision to run.

I have been informed by tankies that depicting Netanyahu as a spookie Halloween Ghoulie is very important praxis and laughing about it is definitely supporting genocide. Edward Said could have saved a lot of time if instead of writing he just drew Golda Meir as the Wolf Man or something.

One thing I believe is that it’s a super good look for a TV network to cancel a show in a what seems like an effort to get in the good graces of a guy who that very day was revealed to have signed a birthday card to a famous sex criminal: “Shhh I’ll never tell xoxo gossip pedophile.”

gently: it's fine if you don't love explicit sex scenes in fiction but it would be cool if you could talk about it without sounding indistinguishable from moms for liberty

The concept of a public ivy shouldn’t exist. If Stanford wants to let in 7 kids a year whatever. But Berkeley, UMich, UNC, and the like having sub 20% acceptance rates is a crime.

LABOUR LOVES COOL JAMES ❤️❤️❤️

NYTIMES SCOOP: Zohran Mamdani Last In High School Class PARAGRAPH FOUR: ᵃˡᵖʰᵃᵇᵉᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵇʸ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

Pretending to be a cowboy vm.tiktok.com/ZMS4P9248/