i’m such a tradwife that i can’t climax unless i’m fantasizing about churning butter

Architecture #photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #architecture #nikon

I can’t get enough of these beautiful little fish

I love this

This is very compelling! Pete Buttigieg just gets it. The sheer humanity in this clip is why I like this man so much, everyone should watch it!!

60 cents a ramen packet What the fuck are we doing guys

As a former little league coach, the only advice I’d give to you moms and dads coaching your own teams is to let Andrew keep chewing on his glove out there in right field. It’s not hurting anyone and he doesn’t have much else to do. Also, use Three Stooges bits for steal signs

Can anyone help me with how to remove a stuck door hinge pin? Screaming at it hasn’t worked yet

I can’t stop watching this. You can literally see the exact second this poor dog realizes he’s safe. He’s shaking, covered in scars and stitches, and instead of pulling away, he just leans into her like he’s been waiting his whole life for someone to show him what kindness feels… Original post

I need a break….

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Dogs are guardian angels. 🥹

Please enjoy 10 seconds of Lynn Creek in North Vancouver.

Sure, democracy might be over and the world is on fire but did you know that you can make an excellent baked potato in an air fryer in just 40 minutes?!

Witness the breathtaking moment as two juvenile blue whales surface together in the ocean. A rare glimpse of these magnificent giants in their natural habitat.

Love David Byrne youtu.be/Kn1vsMJk260?...

People that keep it light might be doing so for their mental or emotional well-being. It doesn't mean they don't care about the way shit is. Not every post has to be a battle cry. Unclench those buttcheeks every so often.

I was born under a full moon. So, yeah that should clarify things. HR- Seriously, wtf is wrong w you?

due to macroeconomic headwinds, they are now the average average bosstones

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

So I says to Mable I says, numchucks are an acceptable gift for grandma.

Grey wolf

Love David Byrne….hope the kids at Coachella were paying attention and appreciated the genius they were witnessing last night "Love and Kindness are a form of resistance"

Hey except a few feral shopping carts, the Stop & Shop parking lot is empty if anybody wants to do donuts or reenact Beowulf fighting Grendel

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.

Foolish mortals! Tremble before my wife’s lasagna!

I spent all my Coachella ticket money at the grocery store

My 6yo left this voicemail from his tablet and I don’t know what he’s talking about but I’m scared and have been avoiding him all day.

Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.

Always give your lemur some love

In a surprising turn of events Marco Rubio has been put in charge of the lineup at Coachella

The happy little brook is open and rushing.

Chasing sunbeams. Come with me into the woods ☀️🌳💚🤍 #nature #forest #photography #wander #Teutoburgerwald #sunrise #woodland

Parc Nacional d’Aigüestortes i Llac de Sant Maurici, Catalunya #ForestFriday #Scape #NationalParks #Photography

32 years of 'I'll Stand By You' ❤️ -PretendersHQ

Nothing really special, just a dog taking a moment to appreciate the roses' fragrance. Original post

Look at that smile at the end. Dolly Parton is like a whole new dog ❤️

Bruce Springsteen is making me a fan... Opening his concert in Los Angeles yesterday, worth the wait to see the transition to the opening song 90 seconds in. ✌️❤️🇺🇸 #Resist

Current mood

Yesterday was my sweet girl’s last nap in the sun and I’m thankful for every distraction on my tl, however brief. Give your wee beasties a hug for me 💕

Guernica by Picasso, 1937, a symbol of peace and resistance against fascism. #war #art #picasso

I feel like showing you my sweet puppy. Thanks for looking

I watched a pair of Cooper’s Hawks build their nest this morning. Stay tuned for some action shots. 🪶

I saw a quote that read, “the love I have for this creature, even though we have never shared a conversation, is proof that actions speak louder than words”. He understands every word you say, and don’t say. He’s my best boy.

starting to think perhaps fifa and its peace prize board were too hasty

Just call me olive tapenade because I probably should go with something but I’m really good by myself.

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

Auguste Herbin, The Place Maubert in Paris, 1907 #art

firing up google maps on artemis ii and reporting construction slowdown, as a joke