Fatherhood is turning off Biggie so the bairn can listen to the Danny Go Kitty Song

Respectfully mushrooms have historically done quite well under The Horrors

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

I was reminded this morning of something IBM noted in 1978: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision."

Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend https://theonion.com/work-friend-accidentally-becomes-real-friend-1819571545/

Behold! A gimbal!

about a year ago i googled "my excel chart looks weird" and found this reddit post www.reddit.com/r/excel/comm... and life just got better

I have fucked up my back

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

the Wisdom Of The Computer

At least this year I won’t be taken by surprise

feeling like a real one tonight

Night sky on Mars

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Next time somebody asks what hyperthreading is show them this vm.tiktok.com/ZNRxX1md5/

Hibachi Belly is real and we should support those suffering from this terrible affliction

I still think of the time they made fun of Kamala Harris for using wired headphones because she actually listened to the NSA briefings

Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

Having my cat bring a half-dead bird into my house feels a lot like my users clicking through a phishing email.

Wait, were the people or the dolphins on LSD?

current status

Remembering this legend

DO NOT BOOP THE KITTY

if your branch-per-environment design works for you no it doesn't. stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your friends

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

tell me wallahi

it is well past midnight on a tuesday morning i am digging through archived financing docs from when i bought my home goddamn do hate filing taxes in the US

the neurons that feel disappointment are burning out the neurons that feel surprise are well through the process of calcification they ded the neurons that feel ironic laissez faire are FUCKING THRIVING

Eisenhower

When considering whether those leftovers have gone off, it’s important to remember that food poisoning can’t affect you if you’re pure of heart

If you've never had the pleasure of an SELinux workstation, I *highly recommend* SEWindows, the Windows 11 Plus Paranoid GPO setup 🙄

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

Good morning, skeeters.

New dream job just dropped

If you’re putting a QR code in a PDF, please consider hyperlinking it

tonight's mood

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

“Semantic drift” is a semantic drift of the original term “linguistic power slide” HT twitch.tv/hotcross

TikTok got that illegal Chinese math

WHAT’S GOING ON