To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer: Ok boomer

The thing I miss the most is the time honored bi-partisan American tradition of shitting on whomever the sitting president is.

I kind of like the FIFA Peace prize thing. It's like the Golden Raspberry awards or the Darwin awards but for geopolitics.

pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames

My opinion is that software that doesn't run on linux isn't worth your time because it won't respect you as a user

There are two kinds people…those who believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and those who are wrong.

These are from my garden. This is actually the pic for the label for one of the sauces I make. Strictly small time, local farmers markets and such. Not profitable so far, but it’s fun.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

You know I try to be good and take public transportation wherever I can, but it's so infuriating that all it takes to bring Houston Metro to its knees is a parade that's happening 2 days from now.

Of course the turkey was white.

Wait, hold on a minute... THERE we go.

Lasagna Is Ready: Your Ticket To The Boneyard and other helpful college tips

The Trump/Mamdani meeting is a great test for pundits, amateur and professional alike, because anyone who says they saw that coming is lying, I'm so sorry. That's someone who can't admit they were wrong and needs the world to believe they can predict the future. Hard pass

What time do you get in?

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hirsute Yourself

My god

Sir, if you are going to imply that people on Mastodon are weird and socially stunted and prone to communicating unsettling entitlement in inappropriate ways, I insist that you also include that they do not seem to know how punctuation works

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

Steam Frame looks like a win. Steam Controller 2 looks really great. Steam Machine... Well 2/3 ain't bad.

You should all try out Godot godotengine.org

Listen to more Nina Simone.

Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh. She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office! Sincerely, Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up

Friend of mine, in response to the Azure outage: "My conspiracy theory is each cloud provider is having NSA black box upgrades and needs the downtime. GCP is next."

"One beer" is actually 32 ounces

On the one hand, I lament the lack of courage and creativity in Hollywood, and am sick of their insistence on resuscitating every old IP under the sun. On the other hand, I think Jim Carey as George Jetson would be VERY entertaining.

idk if this is unhinged but plays should never be read like books. they should be performed.

"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

It is true that the short-term focus of these companies is net negative. The problem isn't how often they have to publicly provide information, it's how much of their management payout comes from bonuses in the form of stock options. That's why they focus on manipulating short-term share price.

I just cooked some ribeye in butter and it was goddamn scrumptious. Also I cracked a 15 year old bottle of wine and it was... Wine.

I wanna go camping. I should go camping.

Sometimes, you end up living in the world you worked so hard to create. And in that world, the bullets are flying

In the words of a former colleague: "Every line of code is a business decision."

not to mention her mad drip and endless always-on aura farming qwantz.com/index.php?co...

the human brain is absolutely incredible at adapting it deals with the abnormal by rapidly making it normal no matter how much you tell yourself the Nazi soup isn’t changing you, your brain is churning away in the background normalizing it until it doesn’t bother you as much as it should

Genuinely do not understand why people spend literally any amount of time on X these days You are not immune to propaganda and it’s not even *good* propaganda. You’re just cooking your brain in Nazi slop

A lot of people are talking about how badly that "debate" went for Jordon Peterson and I think It's important to remember that even if he didn't manage to make a good showing at the debate, he DID manage to get all of us to talk about Jordon Peterson. So it's probably a huge success for him.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Words that used to be dirty but aren’t anymore.

CNN cutting live to their Italian correspondent: eyyy we gotta pope here

Aaaand steam games just... stopped... working... I hate PC gaming so much.

The worst part of shopping for clothes is walking through the perfume section. Oh well, at least having a look of "I'm about to throw up" on my face deters the cologne salesmen from talking to me.

I think we should go back to USB-A.

Just watched RoboCop again. Man, I wish cops were that good.

Absolute Batman needs to be stopped. They gave Mr. Freeze nipples.

At one point in the mid-90's my stepson said to me, "I just realized that Punks are nice people pretending to be mean, and hippies are mean people pretending to be nice."

Bad AAPL

If the SEC won't stop traders from shorting Tesla, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

Beer is such a great therapist.