Who else has the breed of anxiety that prohibits you from talking about a good thing that may be happening to you because by talking about it you have guaranteed the good thing doesn't happen?

Holy shit! This is a whole ass shit show. This is an American woman living in the UAE. My country is being run by complete imbeciles right now. Not to mention how badly they’re lying to us with little amount of information they are putting out. I’m just ashamed. #TrumpsEpicFailure

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

finally, a version of Ace Attorney I can actually get into

Get Pam in immediately to testify about the Dow!

Heading out on a trip next week for Spring Break you absolute Chuds.

The number of chat scandals Republicans have had in the last year is at least 3 which isn't a lot but its weird that it's happened 3 times.

He can be her Sword and she can be his Shield. It's like a romance story.

Brutal jobs numbers today. I was told that the number coming out last year were fake. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/06/f...

Surely I’m not the only person who sees it….

If you get “promoted” to a job that is clearly fake, congratulations you’ve shattered the glass ceiling.

BREAKING: The Justice Department just posted online three FBI interviews that had been missing from the massive trove of Epstein files initially released. They're related to unsubstantiated sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump. DOC 1: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

Burning a CD is a magic that cannot be explained to those who were not there when it was crafted.

Women lawmakers are not safe from sexual assault in Jefferson City, Missouri…

I guess there's a 5th ninja turtle?

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

Letting my future employer know that I'll be taking October 27th through the end of the month for ACOTAR book 6.

Sure sign that my cycle is about to start.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is agreeing with me, I am not agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Marjorie Taylor Greene is agreeing with me, I am not agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Marjorie Taylor Greene is agreeing with me, I am not agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Marjorie Taylor Greene i

Incredible headline from CBS News. The broken hand isn't mentioned until the 5th paragraph.

Sarah J Maas going on Call Her Daddy to announce the next ACOTAR book can heal everything that's wrong with me.

I remember in Diablo I had a Unique helm that gave me +20 to all attributes but it made my magic resistances zero so I was just chum for the caves and hell. I'd become reliant on the helm to have the strength to wear my armor and there was no way out.

Quickly becoming a single issue voters and that single issue is accountability.

GameCube Mario kart Double Dash is the hardest Rainbow Road and I will not be taking questions at this time.

Look, pragmatism demands you vote for a freakish white republican like Gavin Newsome because he can deliver votes in difficult areas, unlike radical tankies like *reads carefully* this bible scholar in North Carolina who obliterated his opponent.

An imminent threat that is older than me.

This whole story is wild. It's like the new building owner thought "I think casting myself as the local villain of the town will be a very good time." sgfcitizen.org/economy-grow...

Weird way to say "shrinking the economy and economic growth potential is good actually."

Missouri we can break the supermajority this year in the house and Senate. It's 3 seats we need to flip in the house and I believe 2 in the Senate. We're flipping at least one Senate and House seat in Springfield. Now let's see what everyone else can do.

Cori can do it. She can beat Wesley Bell and his AIPAC money.

Get Wrecked Schumer and Ken Martin. These may only be state house seats, but it shows that feckless leaders will not be tolerated and it's time to support primaries.

"GPA is not a strong factor" Our country is run by morons and that is a feature, not a bug.

I'm sorry, but it's weird when political analysis will say things like "the Dem will have a hard time in the general against Trump backed candidate" Like... It's the general. Trump backing a candidate cannot be that impactful unless he's actively campaigning with them.

We've been over this! The limited edition McDonald's 𝘚𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘥 glasses are 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 only!

The McDonald's CEO eating his own food is sending me.

Nick Fuentes becoming a Vote Blue No Matter Who lib is proof that we just need to shut this all down.

Moding games is actually how you get canonized into a modern day saint.

I can just feel depression chemicals oozing into my brain.

Hey, to all the witches who've been working around the clock to bring him down. It's working. people.com/donald-trump...

GRACE:[Dumps 20 bullets into a single zombie’s skull while doing ASMR panic play] fuhhhh LEON: [matrix dodge into a bicycle kick while demolishing an entire room of undead waiters] Uh, check please.

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America. And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

If you're going to go on and on and on about how Graham Platner is unacceptable then I hope you're also lifting up a different candidate that should win. (Mills?) Telling people who not to vote for doesn't do much to aid in winning elections or moving the conversation forward.

Says the guy who wouldn't release the autopsy report that said Dems lost 2024 because of silence about the genocide in Gaza. Says the guy who ousted the Gen Z member who supported primaries. He can't even oppose this war. If we lose the midterms, this is why.

these people should all hang

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My favorite horror game mechanic is giant menacing horror that just stalks you relentlessly until it doesn't. I remember a mod on the resident evil 2 remake where when Mr X showed up, it would play DMX's "X Gon' Give It To Ya" and it completely diffused the tension.

I think about how it would be good if more businesses were ESOPs (employee owned) and then I remember that Enron was an ESOP and then I don't know what to think anymore.

I really really really really really need you all to think about what your priorities are on Schumer staying the Democrat Senate leader and your opinions on Graham Platner as a Senate candidate.