Do you know how bad it has to be for something to seem undignified to professional wrestling

This is an arbitrary gang war I made up in my head awhile ago, but you are either an ABBA person^ or a Fleetwood Mac* person ^ pleasantly perfect, kinda sexless and broad, manicured * manically and occasionally perfect, tragically psycho and self-involved, unreliable, too much

Hittite Mr beast: would you live for forty and forty days in the lands beyond the black sea my son. Would you do it for 1 chariot 2 jugs of wine 4 aegean vases 10 gold ingots 100 copper ingots 3 statuettes 1000 containers of grain my son? Let my son show he can live in those lands with longevity.

Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

you cannot writhe yet :3c

Back in your day the paint was sweet. Back in my day the glue was sweet. That’s why *you* beat your wife and why *I’m* trans.

of course I need to take the eight liter hemi lifted sixteen inches, I'm going to pick up takeout, do you want me to look like some kind of bitch

If those admins could load this post, they'd be very upset

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Booster separation confirmed

NULL_SPACE physicals are here! The basic rules are a square-bound stapled booklet, while GIG_WORK; is a little folio containing four Jobs. (links downthread)

Choose love and the good politics will come naturally. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/two-visions

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

if you were the chatter who gave me a blowjob on the northernlion supercruise PLEASE dm me i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

BREAKING NEWS: The World Health Organization has issued a global mandate to abolish "male" and "female" as the colloquially accepted gender binary. Moving forward, all are expected to identify as one to two Pokémon types. Non-binary individuals have exclusive rights to the ??? type, the WHO stated.

Anyway

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

note how the badly underfunded government program constantly in the crosshairs of ideologically driven and bribed hatchet men did what Elon and Jeff Bezos could only fucking dream of doing

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

oh man that could have made obscene amounts of money

shut the fuck up and eat the sundubu jjigae you crybaby bitch. this shit is delicious.

Oh so wage theft is a felony now?

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Bringing this over here because bsky needs to see this

Narcissus' Mirror 🦁🌱

Trump's newest appointee to handle fees for crossing the Strait of Hormuz 👇

governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

"It’s a bright spot on the moon,” CSA astronaut Jeremy Hansen said, his voice breaking up, “and we would like to call it Carroll.” The crew all shared a hug after. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/s...

my husband just sent me this

“The Klan monument is run by slave labor” is a little too on the fucking nose

y'all don't even understand the dire circumstances that prompted this incredible shitpost

Found a book at my parents’ that appears to have been designed in a lab for bluesky

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."