Your husband, the dying air conditioner from The Brave Little Toaster, who constantly cheats on you: HOnEY mY PoCkETs aRE fulL Of goOD hEALthY tOAd sCrAPs fROm ThAT oLD TAiliNGs POnd i nEEd yOU tO caRry tHe LUncH stINkiEs

the democratic party has no desire to be an actual party, it's just a vessel for the ego of representatives

Little bit more of that thang! #rivriderart #fanart #pokemoninfinitefusion

Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist.

We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off

the official stance of the publication is that this isn't antisemitism, antisemitism is when libcoded college students say "maybe how about let's not bomb more kids"

He has a name and it’s Alexis de Tocqueville

Super Thursday 64!

the good news is that i am learning to be more comfortable with the beautiful direct correlation between being unabashedly yourself and inevitably becoming somewhat off putting to ppl with closed hearts

[hydaelyn FFXIV voice]

Me trying to explain fascism to students: "A lot has to do with fear of supposedly stable gendered boundaries blurring, and how that maps onto racial and national hierarchies. But can I really say transphobia is the lodestone to fascism?" Aleksandr Dugin: "Ukrainians are collective transgenders."

Putting the bi in bird

Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later

🏳️‍⚧ Happy 🏳️‍🌈 Month! 🏳️‍⚧

1 x ½: My Half of You really is delivering magnificently on the momcon front

listen all of our theologies contain multitudes ok

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

Must feel so amazing right now to be a Vietnamese man in NYC named Nicks Nguyen and hearing the whole city chant your name

We will have a socialist president and he will build a plaza-style skatepark on the White House lawn as god intended

see also (after the invention of tongs)

Shove it all the way down bro don’t even worry about the gagging 🫠

drama in the scaffolding fandom

I want to see more crowd work from the lads. it's wwe presidency, you've gotta make a show when you're scrapping with the heel

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

“Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly effective for both weed management and pest control,” said Administrator Lee Zeldin

One of my biggest hatching work yet ! Pretty sure it's gonna follow the "20h drawing, 20 views vs 5min sketch hit tweet" law but oh well.

🚗 Fiat Panda 💿 Gran Turismo 4 🎮 PlayStation 2 🗓️ 2004

It's an understandable mistake. Before AI, there was no way to design a shirt.

the two flanks of leftist politics are communism and anarchism. communists want to relitigate tiananmen square and anarchists truly believe that the world wants a vegan bookstore collective. I will die for either group before I lift a finger to help the volkisch-left DC pundit dipshits

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Please Use AI

slime uses mimicry to appear more dangerous

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

Witch Hat Atelier says "Fuck parental rights!"

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

The European mind cannot comprehend getting absolutely blasted as you float down river. And not in some pleasure yacht, no, you surrender your very body to the river gods The cops can't stop you from drinking on the river. This is Neptune's domain, your writ don't run here, boy

@ rfk jr let me be an old timey doctor, I've got a mean fake midatlantic accent and can deliver a solid "say sport, you're looking glum, have some laudanum"

This isn't the first time I've used SoB parts for builds, I used a regular sister and even one of their penitent engines for techpriests But the idea behind my new one does seem perfect for expansion for ideas like divine machinery, mechanicus saints and angels of the omnissiah

草薙素子 / GHOST IN THE SHELL

what are the chances there's any art historians on this website term searching for indonesian painters active in the late 60s who could help me identify the artist of this piece signed "Thamrin '69"