it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind

A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test. Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

“Yes he is dead. Yes he looks like an angelic hotdog in this.” www.facebook.com/share/17Uwu6...

with only a trillion more dollars in venture capital, chatgpt will be able to produce a result as accurate as googling “mta subway map”

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

Mamdani seems like the only candidate who actually likes the city he's running for Mayor of. Cuomo, Adams, and Silwa all treat it as some hellhole that theyre going to tame, and Mamdani treats it as a fun place that can still be improved.

Game on.

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

Passing through Grants Pass, OR and found a fun little arcade in a pizza joint. However, there was some craziness happening with the cabinets. 1) Double Dragon Neo-Geo! But you couldn’t choose it! 2) Only Fats Waller could play that cab. 3) Look at that button/stick layout for SFII. #neogeo #SF2

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that

An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

I am looking for some Mieng Kham in NYC. Are there any restaurants that serve it? #thaifood #nycfood

The Working Families Party has fought for a more affordable New York for decades. I am honored to lead their slate as their first choice for Mayor. Our city is done with the corrupt politics of the past and ready for a new generation of leadership. Let’s win it together.

👍

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

we are living under fascism right now

Who keeps making these

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus changed his password right before giving his phone to the feds, and then claimed he forgot the new password.

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

I’ve been distracting myself these days by making silly t-shirts. #ninjagaiden #arcades #ninjainusa

I am going to talk about every video game I have ever played, in chronological order: 4. Pole Position - I also had to sit on my Dad’s lap to play this. It felt like I was sure going fast! Then, boom, the car explodes. I remember being so pumped that when I later saw it in the move D.A.R.Y.L.

I am going to talk about every video game I have ever played, in chronological order: 3. Missile Command - First time I ever touched a trackball, just spun it wildly. I had no idea how to play the game.

Dems ran on the threat of Project 2025. Yet, once Trump was elected, they clearly didn't game out a scenario in which his administration tried to implement it & what their response would be. Complete political malpractice. If we had a functional party, Schumer should have resigned by now as leader.

Jam of the day: Chelmico - “300 Million Yen”

Heroes

I am going to talk about every video game I have ever played, in chronological order: 2. Pac-Man: My Mom was playing it, she lifted me up so I could the controller and promptly lead Pac-Man to implosion at the hands of a ghost.

I am going to talk about every video game I have ever played, in chronological order: 1. Star Wars (Arcade) - I had to sit on my Father’s lap in the giant cabinet. I didn’t know what Star Wars was then, but I liked the flashing lights on the screen.

become 64 slices of american cheese

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.