> pull out illustrated diagram of what is index scan and what is sequential scan > postgres laughs, "it's a good query plan sir"

Too much has happened in the past year and I can’t take the MMO term “transmogged” seriously anymore.

Custom feeds called “1 year ago”, “2 years ago” that just show your following feed but time traveled.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

YOU GUYS

I think these kobolds may be just *slightly* overtuned. #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

i love nixos so much and i love the agents even more who write all the nix code, and not me

i used to wonder why people kept journals but now I kinda wish I wrote down more notes. curse you, brain

20 movies, including 3 to cover footnotes... one is just a tolkien family member blotto on grog and mead reciting lineages while someone in an elf costume runs across the backdrop giggling

golden mole

Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord"

bully: what's the matter? are you maaad??? a young mikkelsen: *sigh*

continuing with my kingfisher drawing 💠✍🏻

Gandalf the White 🔮 LOTR is probably the thing I’ve read/watched/been obsessed with the most since I was like 6 🗣️ #lotr #gandalf #tolkien #art #fantasy

Never try to write rust on a whiteboard it's a trap I had to have my interviewer show me how to write an ampersand

Here are my top artists I listened to this last week! 🎸

Just got called a “pussy” because I stated that Zed abides by the Anthropic ToS and won’t masquerade as Claude Code to bypass Claude subscription limitations. Enjoy the ban, idiot.

ive been extremely angry since nov 2024 and im very confused how so many people just don't seem angry

Wife is away for a long weekend which means I’m staying up past my bedtime, uh ohhhhh…

A friend in an alleyway

The only thing I'm adept at growing is birds.

re rusty-bun: incredible how many people who think it's worse to have "a rust codebase with a lot of unsafe" than to have a codebase in a language where ALL the code is unsafe by definition.

Big diff go brrrrr

Oh great, I can't upload images to Slack right now.

y'know what would really help me review your AI-generated PR? if the language it's in had a goddamn effect system forcing it to label all the important stuff it does

Wait has the bluesky app always injected a butterfly logo on a post if you take a screenshot of it? Click a single post, no butterfly, take screenshot, the icon appears

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

🚨🚨 STABLE TRY TRAIT MENTIONED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨

i don't run more than one Claude at a time *and* i don't attend under-freeway raves, i am really not keeping up at all in AI

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

upon Doing The Thing, you will invariably find two things to be true: 1. Doing The Thing was pretty easy, actually 2. not having Done The Thing was bothering you more than you thought it was

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

*sighing, reaching for wallet* I really need a LEGO display room, I have so many cool things unbuilt because I have nowhere to put them

github bot that autocloses every issue after 5 minutes by saying "the purpose of a system is what it does"

Always pin your npm dependencies for your applications. Exact versions and lockfiles.

bonus catbirds from today

Packed Lunch. 🧺

Web 3d explorer for @oxide.computer. Built in three.js/r3f. Tonnes of little interactions and details in this. Poke around, and take a look at the guided tours. explorer.oxide.computer

pleased to announce: saw some baby swans

Brother Murphy about to head down to the fishin' hole (commission)

🧊 take: YAML pipelines are a pit of failure for CI/CD pipelines. They attract people because they seem declarative and the syntax is “easy”, and they have become “standard”, but everyone ends up encoding subroutines and data flow into them—and YAML is a terrible programming language!

"During the invite-only, no-phones-allowed performance, Bridgers reportedly played favorites like “Motion Sickness,” “Kyoto,” and “Garden Song,” as well as multiple new songs [...]" My room temperature take is that more concerts should be no-phones-allowed.

WAKE UP SAD PEOPLE, PHOEBE BRIDGERS IS BACK

My most sincerely held belief is that if more anti-social assholes got their shit rocked every time they tried to pull stunts like this, the world would be a better place

Happy Mother's Day from Chicago

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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