new meme format just dropped

so anyway i got a furbsuit and i may have let the power go to my head

Beyond fucking parody

we all know about Grunglers (inexplicable cis men who are friends with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals) and there are many theories about them (Grungler heterosexuality siphon, late blooming eggs, etc) but MY theory is that it's like keeping a donkey with sheep to keep them relaxed

Made my first Kandi keychain. I am very happy this worked from a tutorial from @moodkandi.bsky.social . Just hoping it stays put.

i am so bad at this app but look i got new frog nails :) they're temp reactive color changing!

this entire paragraph is Stephen Pinker openly saying, "I think race science is real and correct."

Hello, fellow bluesky user. I see that you have posted a joke. Would you perhaps be interested in me replying to it in an aggravated fashion because I don't understand it?

how do we think tom cruise eats popcorn? in my head he’s shoving it in his mouth by the handfulls and cackling like de niro in CAPE FEAR

My statement on the charges filed against me:

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Spent too much time on this

Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

Criminal Minds S1: the bad guy is a CrAaAaAaZy serial killer! Criminal Minds S3: the bad guy is a criminal mastermind! Criminal Minds S6: the bad guy is budget cuts

market manipulation is now legal policy and totally fine to do in the united states

To the world: We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom. —With love, Your American allies.

A story in two parts #ao3

pete hegseth is going to feel really shitty when the second groupchat leaks that’s called “houthi war plan no pete”

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how it feels to be a butch pre top surgery

something in the garbage truck is emitting bubbles. they're streaming out of the trash door, sparkling merrily in the sunshine as it rumbles through the intersection. richard scarry ass behavior.

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

When scholars of authoritarianism and fascism leave U.S. universities because of the deteriorating political situation here, we should really worry.

i’m losing it

Criminal Minds S1: come along with THE FBI while we SOLVE CRIMES and ANALYZE ✨CRIMINAL MINDS✨ Criminal Minds S5: Rossi totally banged the killer's wife

Criminal Minds S1: Oh no it's a kidnapping! Don't worry, the BAU team is On The Job✨ Criminal Minds S4: Did u kno Reid's dad beat a pedo to death with a baseball bat :)

Criminal Minds S4: Wil Wheaton gets hit by a semi, Looney Tunes style.

Do we see the vision

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

Also I got a nice little millennial jumpscare when Xander from Buffy suddenly showed up, followed a few episodes later by MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money. He was not dead.

S1 Morgan: Jock cop dickwad S2 Morgan: He has twauma :( S3 Morgan: Jock cop LANDLORD dickwad

Criminal Minds S1: THERE'S A MOLE IN THE CIA Criminal Minds S3: Hotch is getting a divorce

Sorry I've just got so many thoughts about this silly fucking show

Oh my god of COURSE Morgan is a fucking landlord #criminalmindss3

Overall rating of Criminal Minds S1: 3/5, subpar writing and clear copaganda but I adore Mandy Patinkin and some of these other jamooks are growing on me. Also things start to get unhinged towards the end of the season, which I appreciate.

Criminal Minds S1 two-part finale is like a Stefan bit: the BAU's Hottest Case has Everything! Bonkers prosthetics, an inexplicable English accent, surprise bomb vest, Jane Lynch, possibly the origin of the OIIA cat song-

I expected it would jump the shark after a couple seasons but oh my god by season 1 episode 9 they've already brought in sleight of hand magic as a major plot point

I've been binging Criminal Minds lately and oh my god this show went off the rails so fast

Criminal Minds S1: Watch this elite team of FBI profilers solve crimes just in time to rescue Victim of the Week 74837! Also Mandy Patinkin is here. Criminal Minds S2: What if we made teenage girls kill their friend with hammers?

i’m losing my shit at this

Hey kids did you know masking is way cool?? - anti-surveillance - anti-cop - anti-capitalist (encourages WFH/nontraditional work models) - we're 5 years into a pandemic that is making disabled folk more excluded than ever, show some solidarity ffs - conservatives & antivaxers hate it - cute as heck

If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre. Their phone number is 310-828-5582

You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

Follow up to the glowy yarn from the other day

1. The far right is falsely spreading that a new study shows that surgery "doubles depression" for transgender people. This is an egregious misreading of the study, which does not look at transgender people before and after surgery. Subscribe to support my journalism. Lets dig in.