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Cleaning the house on a Saturday morning? Turn up Killing in the name by Brass Against Your house will be spotless, although the neighbours might be alarmed open.spotify.com/track/5jJBz2...

In today’s Weekend Herald

My "in New Zealand, cars are citizens" theory of politics remains absolutely undefeated.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

When you're paying $3 a litre for petrol... Remember Luxon's govt crashed the EV market, slashed public transport & cycleway spending & cut fees for importing gas guzzlers by 80% - turning NZ into a dumping ground for the worlds dirtiest most oil hungry vehicles. Credit @newsroom.co.nz for the graph

Top notch work from Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣 Honestly, he’s demonstrably worse than he was on day 1 and they’re still trying to sell him like he’s a wine that’s supposed to improve with age but was corked on day 1. #nzpol Give it a rest Henry, we see him, we hear him and we live with the end result of his actions.

The kauri mast is going strong this year. Anyone want a kilo of kauri seeds?

I can't believe we have no household solar and no ferries and 43 days of fuel left We are so dumb We have the dumbest government but also we are very dumb

"Thyroid cancer used to be rare in Fukushima Prefecture, with one case in a million. After five rounds of screening, the incidence rate is now 400 cases out of 380,000 people—1,000 times higher than before the disaster." —Thomas A. Bass

The office looked pretty last night

"I can never be put on trial for being an appalling piece of human garbage because the entire country thinks I'm an appalling piece of human garbage" Maybe reflect on your life choices, you appalling piece of human garbage.

I'm sure they'll text us if they decide to cease exports... www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...

This is from 1975.

I do not understand how the ABSOLUTELY VOLUNTARY destruction of the original ferry replacement is not a massive political scandal?! It was a reflexive ideological decision that has disadvantaged the country significantly.

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

NZ'ers are paying $3 a litre for petrol. Did Luxon's Govt make this situation worse? Let's check the receipts: 1) They collapsed the EV market in NZ by killing the clean car discount + making fees to import gas guzzling cars nearly 80% cheaper. EV sales dropped 70% in NZ while globally sales rose

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Hold on everyone, we're now entering the grift phase, where his cronies make a killing betting against the panic. oilprice.com/oil-price-ch...

Another story mentions that his staff is terrified of not wearing the shoes and incurring his wrath, which leads to the suggestion that the entire oval office is now staffed by people whose shoes don't fit.

Oh no, it was an amazing building

There is one that springs to mind. Depraved.

Sad to hear of the death of Herbs founding member Dilworth Karaka today. Of all the members of the band, the big man was the best communicator, and I had some good chats with him back in the day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaH...

‘I want to sounds smart and inspirational’: How ministers use AI newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/06/h... #nzpol Excellent capture, & use of OIA requests by @marcdaalder.bsky.social

This could easily be bigger than dairy, but we're beholden to the teat #nzpol

Rivers are living beings.

So if we want to know why dialysis is being rationed, there's a clear answer: it's so the 311 richest families in the country can enjoy one of the lowest effective tax rates in the world. We're killing people in order to make the ultra-rich ultra-richer

Holy shit, this thread....

“Christchurch Hospital has started rationing dialysis to two sessions per week from three because of a Government-imposed sinking lid on spending to ensure Crown spending to GDP gets down below 30%, 1News reported last night” #nzpol

There's only 2 countries in the world with illegal unchecked Nuclear Weapons. North Korea and Israel. One of these countries has attacked 9 countries in the last 2 years and is committing a genocide. It isn't North Korea.

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Made it to Friday but at what cost

I have to do Career Day at my kids' school, what's a good way to teach them about science? I was thinking of giving them a fun activity and then making them fill out a lot of paperwork before abruptly canceling it

Made jalapeno poppers with ham, pepperoni, onion, kumara, cream cheese, smoked garlic salt, fresh chilis, carolina reaper sauce, chili oil and chili flakes. Needed more chili TBH, and I should triple coat them in panko next time🌶️🔥

If you want to know why we’re so poor as a nation, it’s because of the rent extraction by service businesses - and the poster child is the Aussie-owned banks. Here’s the graph by @musicalchairs.bsky.social that reinforces the point by @musicalchairs.bsky.social #nzpol

Everything you didn't know you needed to know about naked mole rats theoatmeal.com/comics/naked...

Even further and faster than I expected. news.sky.com/story/greens...

When Erik Prince takes a break from blowing up civilians in Haiti and the DRC with drones, and even he’s like “whoa man, this Iran stuff is too chaotic for me” www.newsweek.com/trump-iran-w...

“The representative from Stepford will chair this session.”

Don't hold back.

The NZ Govt’s energy strategy of making NZ more dependent on imported oil and gas sure looks pretty stupid tonight. Not to mention, you know, climate change.

Say no to mining #aonz #nzpol Too precious to mine Sam’s creek - above the Devine Te Waikoropupu Springs & Denniston plateau on the West Coast Public Meeting Sunday 15th March 3.30pm Victory Community Centre, Nelson