Truthfully, I got made fun of in middle school for NOT knowing enough WW2 bs (as judged by tiny, mean alabamian white boys whose special interests were GUNS & WAR). Heck, watching my wife play Crusader Kings can be lightly triggering because of said bullying . .

The end is near

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

Well I guess the discourse being everybody arguing about immigration with someone from Wonkette is not the worst place we could have ended up given the current clusterfuck.

Crazy that Charlie Kirk just happened to have a surgeon who is also a ballistics expert. What are the odds?

This is your "Vote Blue No Matter Who" bullshit. People who uptake the Democratic vote and then vote with Republicans effectively stealing your vote

i do think any state governments that have a genuine belief in democracy should probably look into forming some sort of compact now

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.

Yes those are my balls

Abolish ICE. Pass it on.

Heavy emphasis on "not just on the Right" because liberal and "progressive" men continue to disappoint.

While I never gave much of a shit one way or the other about Jane Goodall, I obviously understood she was important. I now know she's a better person than me. If I chose the message that humanity would see after her death, it would say I never liked apes, but they were better than people.

I'm concerned that AI porn is going to attract pedophiles with a promise to save them from illegal interaction but eventually normalize pedophilia. You think I'm a Nazi because I said clanker We are not the same.

If you're more worried about the optics of using derogatory terms to refer to inanimate objects than you are about actual crimes against humanity, you're a feculent moron & I'm under no obligation to be civil to you, you fμ¢king clanker-obsessed b!+¢hes.

Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive

Okay children, let's define these two things. Clanker is a slang term for a robot, because humans are trying to assign humanity to a machine. That is your terrible choice, and doesn't warrant my respect. TikTok assholes morphing racist slurs to fit robots is actual racism. Block me if this hurts

It’s funny because it’s true

"If you were my woman, I would spend every moment trying to make you happy!" That's why you are single, ya simp

China: We invented bone glue that reattaches a bone in 3 minutes, and doesnt require a second surgery to remove. US: We're hardcore! FAFO! Department of War! The empire is gonna fall in my lifetime, isn't it? I never planned on retiring anyway. Honestly thought I'd be dead for 2 years already.

Might as well just scream that he is a coward with rhetoric like this. Barking dogs are afraid

Okay Millenials and Zoomers, I'm gonna tell you something that most GenXers don't want you to know. Drinking feom a hose sucked. I usually just stayed thirsty, and so did most of these salty old bitches that brag about it.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

I'm trying to pass this cursed picture off on you

Oh. I don't know.

A very real fear i have about this bullshit with "Acetaminophen causes autism" is that eventually people will just stop listening to all medical advice.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

These people are so sure that Democrats are the solution to Republicans doing whatever they want when the Democrats have let them or done it for them since at least 1980. Why do they think they have deep insight because they let paid-for politicians tell them what to think? It's a unique arrogance

Wasn't sure I'd be willing to resort to violence, and then they forced me to admit that Tucker was right about something.

The thing that gets me about all this brigading about the signing up for protests convo is that folks saying not to sign are *trying to protect you* they are *worried about your safety and your rights and your freedom* and they *want to keep you safe* and you are telling them to go fuck themselves.

These are the people who are telling you that it's political violence to point out that Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. He's literally sitting in Congress talking about how WE should do something.

Why is it always this flowery prose when it comes to having nice polite chats with nazis, but then rabid howling when someone asks you to show the same attitude toward anyone even a millimeter to your left?

Not one of you has stopped to think about the fact that Kash Patel is destroying stereotypes. He is daily proving to us that Indian guys are not inherently smarter than your average frat boy. Stereotypes are not a good thing to have, and he is liberating us from a big one. I smell a Nobel prize!

Quite possibly the lamest attempt to write fanfiction ever. He didn't plan on telling anyone, but he left a note under his keyboard for his roommate/lover? This plot has more holes than a truck stop bathroom.

Okay I'm convinced. This is officially the very first normie terrorist in history.

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Legacy media and cable news reduced Trump's aggression against Chicago to a question of whether troops would be sent immediately. When he said he was taking his fascist military spectacle elsewhere, those media players declared the situation over—while waves of federal agents attack our neighbors.

@moderation.bsky.app this is just straight up not true. you gonna do something?

@moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @bsky.app how has this filthy disinformation rag been allowed to remain on this site? Lies like these are stochastic terrorists against trans people and the folks that love them—the very stuff that incites transphobes to violence, a violation of your ToS.

@safety.bsky.app What is this crap??

@jay.bsky.team why is this lying post still here? Shouldn’t you ban this account for lying and trying to cause harm?

You better have a good explanation @jay.bsky.team as to why you keep this blatantly false information up but actively silence anyone else.

why is this still up @safety.bsky.app this is incitement

This is misinformation. Why is it still up? @safety.bsky.app you need to shut this down before more violence occurs.

Lol. Jay encourages this. Jay hates trans people. Isn't that right @jay.bsky.team ?

We can’t allow this kind of blatant, hateful misinformation to have a home on this site. @jay.bsky.team please do something!

@safety.bsky.app how the fuck is this still up?