Good Shabbos to everyone who is looking forward to some challah, and to everyone else.

I’m above the Mason-Dixon Line for the first time in 10 days. Feels good. The trees are the right height. Can’t wait to get home.

Area Nazi complains that president isn’t fulfilling his Nazi promises.

The best time to delete this antisemitic bullshit is now.

Visited Charlottesville this morning for the first time. I assumed I would run into @jamellebouie.net, wearing some sharp outfit and taking photos. Disappointing….

he looks like he’s about to show me a magic trick against my will

Pod Save's Jon Favreau is promoting Tucker Carlson.

wow, trackaipac is a political fundraising scam which puts less than 1% of its expenditures toward actually supporting candidates? Never could have seen that coming.

A fun thing about taking an extended road trip in an EV is downloading a new app and creating a new account with a new company every time you stop to fill up the tank with electrons.

@strictscrutiny.bsky.social I just unsubscribed from your podcast after listening for several years. It’s a good listen, but I can’t keep putting money in Crooked’s pockets now that the PSA bros are going full Nazi.

You are overlooking my sister Nel's rat bite.

the president’s doing a genocide with whitey on the moon

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

Is it illegal to use turn signals in North Carolina, or just passé?

oh look, a moron

man the FIFA peace prize committee must be so embarrassed

why is there a goyische dog why are there chickpeas on one of the Seder plates Why is there a waffle Why is there so much matzah Why

I guess I’m grateful to the Hampton Inn & Suites for reserving a urinal for Passover use, though I’m not sure what made them think it was necessary.

Being Jewish on social media right now means you get posts like this in response to saying, "Roald Dahl was antisemitic."

Why do gentiles think the Torah was written in Aramaic, part 32.

I can’t stop thinking about this. What did they mean?

I guess I’m grateful to the Hampton Inn & Suites for reserving a urinal for Passover use, though I’m not sure what made them think it was necessary.

good Shabbos y’all

Attorney General Kid Rock?

why is there a goyische dog why are there chickpeas on one of the Seder plates Why is there a waffle Why is there so much matzah Why

hire one Jew challenge difficulty level infinity

Used this beautiful brand-new (published 2026) Haggadah tonight and it was fantastic. https://www.ccarpress.org/9780881236798/haggadah-shel-erev-rav/

Hand towels in my sister in law’s powder room. Let’s do this.

Zman Cheruteinu Sameach, peeps.

Never forget that John Roberts is, first and foremost, a white supremacist.

has everyone baked their big tall cake and polished up their menorah for tomorrow night?

If Trump whips out his phone and starts Truthing during oral argument, is he immune from getting thrown out by the marshals?

Jizz Chasm

FYI, only 51 shopping days til Shavuos

Does anybody know of a Seder in the Seattle area that has an extra seat at the table? I haven’t been to a Seder in several years and I really, really would like to.

Lol

NEW: About those 'Track AIPAC' color-coded cards you might have been seeing... here's a look at how just how rigorous the group's approach is. www.thebulwark.com/p/track-aipa...

Stopped at a rest stop on I95 in Maryland. A single hot dog at Nathan’s (no fries, no drink) is $8.19, unless you want sauerkraut, in which case it’s $9.79.

hot take: offering a service for a price that is clearly disclosed in advance is neither a “trick” nor a scam

New rule: if your site requires me to enter a texted or emailed code to log in, and you don’t send me the code within 30 seconds, you owe me $500.

lol duke

omg

Stay tuned for 88 Minutes, after the game.

christians stop pretending the Book of Isaiah was dictated by Jesus challenge 2026

*Citizens United v. FEC* is a case about whether the government can decide what movies are shown on pay-per-view cable TV. If you think the government shouldn’t get to decide which movies are shown on PPV, then you think *Citizens United* was correctly decided.

No candidate for federal office takes campaign donations from corporations.

This is AI. The sky was bright blue yesterday, all day. My office overlooks that park, and the configuration of the park is wrong. The Robert Indiana LOVE sculpture is missing.

Nola should be wearing long sleeves

wow the new fda food pyramid is just “eat more ass”?