There is no Yiddish word for intestinal discomfort.

🎶HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA? HOW DO YOU HOLD A MOONBEAM IN YOUR HAND🎶

the rapture is canceled because of woke

Everybody knows that only the very wealthy ever seek abortions. This fucking guy.

Anybody who is suggesting to you that the makers of Tylenol should sue (the president, the federal government) for (defamation? Something else?) doesn’t have the first clue what they’re talking about and should be muted, blocked, mocked, and/or ignored forever.

This fucking imbecile antisemite grifter needs to shut the fuck up and let the grownups talk.

tfw when you were a christian pastor for 14 years and 88 days

Over a long enough timeframe, the chances that a serial grifter will eventually turn to antisemitism asymptotically approach 100%.

Wishing everyone a happy, healthy, peaceful, and prosperous new year. And may she be a damn sight better than the old one.

anyway, mazal tov to State Farm on getting their branding all over the Nazi rally 🎶like a good neighbor State Farm will rat you out to the Gestapo🎶

congrats to the chiefs on overcoming the intimidating powerhouse that is the new york football giants to secure their first win of the season.

Is it cultural appropriation if my Ashkenazi family does a Mizrachi-style RH Seder?

Arrested because a white woman demanded he change the way he was sitting and when he didn’t, she complained to the conductor about his posture. His posture.

lmao at KC’s inability to score a touchdown against the daunting NY defense, and the Giants’ inability to kick a PAT when they find themselves with the improbable opportunity to take the lead. just a total clusterfuck.

A good illustration of how traditional journalistic neutrality runs into trouble with Trump, these people are required to live in a Trumpist halluciniation that demands they invent and believe total fictions to remain in good standing bsky.app/profile/mmas...

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

popping a Zofran® and unenthusiastically whispering “go giants”

Phillies need to put Jordan Davis in to pinch hit.

Why is Pete Hegseth ordering the troops to violate a biblical commandment? Is it because he hates Jesus?

Your annual reminder: tonight is the 21st night of September. #remember

@nytimes.com Don’t print lies in the newspaper.

GOP is soft on white crime.

It remains remarkable that neither the state attorney general nor any of the five (5) district attorneys in New York City has bothered to indict Eric Adams for his comically over-the-top corruption that was handed to them on a silver platter by the Biden DOJ.

her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

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the phillies are winning

I am once again lying in bed and asking you to bring me some cheese if you happen to go downstairs.

when did the atlantic start doing satire

Wait I thought political violence was bad

Trump posts on Truth Social that he’s ordered another strike on what he claims is a drug trafficking boat. He’s presented no evidence that his victims in the three previous strikes were running drugs. Drug trafficking is also not a capital crime. Trump is murdering people in international waters.

@repdean.bsky.social Hi Rep. Dean, I’m a constituent in your district. I have campaigned for you. I’m wondering what you found honorable about the life of Charlie Kirk?

I am *sua sponte* wishing everyone a Good Shabbos. May you be inscribed in the Book of Life in a short and plain manner showing your entitlement to relief.

Get ready for this across the country, as workers essential in fields like agriculture and home repairs are rounded up at work sites and put concentration camps. This country has chosen to sacrifice our economy on the altar of genocide

See if you can spot the lie in Semafor’s headline.

Don’t print lies in the newspaper.

... if you dont eat your meat, you cant have any pudding.

lol

The Fairness Doctrine in media bias discourse is the 1A counterpart to "actual Semites" in I/P ♻️

does anybody know which page of the Bible has Abraham’s name being changed to Israel? Asking for the christians…..

something something cancel culture something

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

He has three sons

watching the american football match and they showed an ad for Red Bull premised on the notion that penguins don’t have wings so they drink Red Bull which gives you wings. Penguins have wings.

this ain’t it Chiefs