Don’t worry don’t worry don’t worry they’re going to replace John Oliver with the Kid Rock Power Hour and hand over CBS prime time to Kevin Sorbo and ratings will soar and they’ll be AAA again.

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Platner said he's a long-time fan of THIS show

i have become the de facto owner of my local coffee shop by spitting in every cup of coffee

At the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Minneapolis, they’re throwing out ICE whistles shaped like dicks.

You only have a short time to comment. They are trying to destroy our forests to enrich a few logging company executives and the politicians they’ve paid off. Leave your comment here: eplanning.blm.gov/Participate-... morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ...

I will destroy her

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

@pitterpats.bsky.social I ducked into the Nazi site for a second and the top trending topic is, "HUDSON" lol. I'm not watching tonight, some stuff happened and am not up to it (Mom fell and didn't tell me until several hours later...I was asleep when it happened), but I'm recording it for later.

@aepodcast.bsky.social Some old-school rasslin' as a treat.

This company needs to be put out of business. It’s an indictment of society that it’s allowed to exist at all, but it’s all the more damning that it possesses the prominence it does.

Just gonna put it out there that calling Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur” is probably antisemitic but definitely racist, and you should not do it

But how could they possibly have known that the guy who said Netanyahu should just “get in there and finish it” during the campaign, and who banned travel from many Muslim-majority countries in his first term would… Oh.

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

Everyone is 12

Wow! H/t Kristin Thompson

Mom is sick (vomiting, etc.) and I will be monitoring her overnight. If it gets worse, it's off to the ER...

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

I don't want to read a book written by AI. I don't want to read a book half written by AI. I don't want to read a book narrated by AI. I don't want to read a book with an AI cover. I don't want to read a book written by somebody who supports AI.

“Nothing better than a McDonalds hamburger, which I eat regularly”

@pitterpats.bsky.social What did you think of Survivor last night? I thought it was mostly good, but the celebrity tie-ins are grating, and I am skeptical about these "fan voting results", given that they're (so far) exactly what the producers want to do.

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

The corporation you wanted to win less won.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

@pitterpats.bsky.social It's one a.m. here, I'm gonna go to bed...discuss the episode tomorrow?

Really ending the episode on a downer note. And the premiere, too. #Survivor

Kyle nooooooo #Survivor

Coach, you devalued your currency your damn self. #Survivor

Ahahaaa yeah this “fan vote” shit was just cover for Jeff to have “justification” for all his shenanigans. #survivor

These voting results are suspishe. #Survivor

It could've easily just been called "Boomerang Idol" - Survivor has needed to attach a celebrity to their game, why start now? #survivor #survivor50

Sigh. The celebrity stuff. Not a fan. #Survivor

Shut up Savannah. #Survivor

#Survivor50: Everybody Loves Christian

Christian: #Survivor

Awwww, the blossoming friendship between @chubicki.bsky.social and @rickdevens.bsky.social 😁 #Survivor

Not the Wilhelm scream in a #Survivor recap. 😂

Fuck that shithead David Ellison and fuck his shithead daddy.

I hear TCM is showing Gaslight and I can't help but feel that's deliberate. 🤣

Jake Tapper: Biden’s age is the biggest scandal since watergate Also Tapper: I had lunch with the child rape president today but it didn’t come up

I was ready to move on but then I came across this video and just had to share it because it was spot on. Thank you Sara Wiles.

If major news outlets had followed Jay's guidelines for the last decade, we could have avoided having our country hijacked by fascist traitors.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

mr. krabs voice: the deed is done!!!

Holy shit @wired.com story written by a woman positioning gay men as insidious and suggesting this marginalized group is suppressing the success of straight men in the industry. They've got tons of anonymous sources (what's their agenda?) and in the first graph they even say this might not be true!

"it's about a free press, you want a free press, don't you?!" I can both want a free press and also want those sacrificing the public trust for their groupchats to go to hell anyway, I used to like Ana Marie Cox's work and now I regret that, too. lots of assholes showing this week

"Kindergarten teacher who goes looking for an ICE tip line to get their 6 year olds deported" is a pretty good summation of where the MAGA movement sits in 2026