Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

@samikelsh.bsky.social Your Garashir art arrived today! Early Christmas present to meeee!! 😍😍

The #StarTrek promotional team seeing the online reaction to the new #StarfleetAcademy poster.

(reposting with alt text): twin cities friends, please help these babies!!! 😭

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

The new #StarfleetAcademy poster makes the whole thing look even more like a shitshow. And a shit show.

Instead of getting angry about the franchise promo slop I just saw, I’m going to think about all the reasons I’m loving Pluribus.

What in the fuck, are they seriously going for breakfast club lmao

Possibly one of the dumbest casts, strategy-wise, in Survivor history. #Survivor

A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck - cities971.iheart.com

See if we can't make Jonathan's life a little easier.

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The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of: -ABC, which bribed the president -CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans -WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor Fools.

@pitterpats.bsky.social Have to go refill Mom's pill containers for the week--the life of a caregiver lol. Have a fun Friendsgiving tomorrow!! 🤗

@pitterpats.bsky.social TAR thoughts...I felt so bad for Adam during the flower dress challenge, but I expected his sugar to be low, not high. The building and "joust" challenge seemed a bit easy, I guess to make up for the tough flower dress challenge. Thoughts?

@pitterpats.bsky.social Am watching TAR now...I think we forgot to discuss it last week lol. Can I say Taylor was being a hypocrite when she complained about female teams being picked on, then chose Izzy and Paige to U-turn? Also, that flower dress judge seems a bit snooty.

i know i'm adding to Promotional Noise, but it would be cool if you considered supporting artists who are trying to pay the bills rather than the mega-businesses when you can. so here's mine, and if you're a small artist, drop your links! ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop #artshop #shopsmall #cuteart

this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025

Another Black person on the jury. This is starting to feel less and less like coincidence. #Survivor

the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like

#garashir nation - you are needed! There's a queer ship tournament on tumblr and they're up against Ruby and Saphire from Steven Universe! www.tumblr.com/mostbelovedq... #StarTrek #LowerDecks

HEAVY CW for racism and racist content. Needing folks to report the profile and content of @eisbart2.bsky.social. Please do not look if you are not in the headspace to deal with sexualised racist imagery.

Picture is worth a thousand words and you couldn't pay for copy as good as this

You probably know this already but the Appalachian Mountains are older than bones. And are the same mountain range as the ones in Scotland and Norway.

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A photon created in the Sun's core takes an average of something like 100,000 years to make it to the surface of the Sun

It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.

This is the only way I'm watching him from now on. 😂

@m00psy.bsky.social 😍 @samikelsh.bsky.social 😍

@pitterpats.bsky.social I guess you fell asleep again--not a problem, I need to get to sleep too. We can talk about Survivor and TAR tomorrow 🤗

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

@pitterpats.bsky.social Have you watched Survivor yet tonight?

Yawn. #Survivor

I volunteer to bake birthday cakes for kids in Foster Care/shelters 2 last minute emergency bakes have come up this week and I can't bake them without a little help! please V€NM0 me at ShesBonky if you can help 🥺 here are some cakes i've baked and donated in the past:

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

I make my cranberry sauce homemade but I use Ocean Spray cranberries so I still support the Superlative Berry

this is horrifying. they have been doing this for a long time, but it seems to be getting worse. bsky.app/profile/kimi...

Sigh. #StLBlues

🚨 Hi friends 🫶 I need to raise money for expenses primarily rent. My unemployment ran out, & I’m looking for work + side hustles. My cats 🐱 and I could use help — even $5 or a boost means so much. I need help. #mutualaid #help Venmo: @JonathanMGuru PayPal: [email protected] CashApp: $jonathansaiz

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.