I really don’t think Boston Rob belongs in the conversation for the greatest #Survivor player of all time. I get why people put him on the Mount Rushmore because he’s one of the most important figures in the show, but he’s not close to being in the conversation with Sandra/Parv/Tony for best players

Made coffee in a French press this morning #Survivor

It’s just complete and utter brainrot. Like I get things like 26 days bc of the pandemic and budget stuff blah blah blah but this is so wildly unnecessary 😭 #Survivor

Was there a single juror who went into FTC with their vote still up in the air? I feel like this is the most open and shut case for each juror in a while. #Survivor #Survivor50

The people who voted to keep fire #Survivor

This is truly best case scenario

This is the best moment of the season. Jeff deserves this moment MORE THAN ANYTHING #Survivor

This show is so embarrassing. Almost 10 years of this absolute garbage F4 format and they create the show/narrative for the sort of fans that prefer that. Every single season this segment is so lame and uninteresting. I can’t believe they decide NOW it’s unfair to get voted out #Survivor50

I know she kind of derped her way to the endgame this season but good for Aubry riding some absolute dummies to the end LIKE OXEN #survivor

#survivor50 if only he threw up for 5 more seconds.

Joe Jonathan and Rizo having to turn on each other at 4 would have been so much more compelling!!!!! Booooo firemaking booooo #survivor50

The 60% of you who voted for fire are losers #Survivor

T-5ish hours until we see that the fans (probably) voted to keep Final 4 firemaking and that’ll just be the pickle next to the crap sandwich that the whole “In The Hands of the Fans” has been. #Survivor #Survivor50

I’m so glad I never caved to everyone who decided they like Rizo. Saying he out-Cirie’d Cirie is R*ss*ll H*ntz levels of self-congratulatory delusional garbage. #Survivor

I have never had less confidence in the critical thinking skills of the fanbase 😭😭😭 #Survivor #Survivor50

Obligatory post talking about how awful the Final 3 format is because it incentivizes keeping dead weight like Jonathan Joe and Rizo around and it clogs up the endgame. F2 is the more dynamic and interesting route every single time. The F3 makes room for short-sighted nonsense like tonight #Survivor

It’s seriously Tiffany or bust in the finale and I don’t feel good about her chances at all. What a thoroughly lame season. #Survivor50

I actually hate this move for Aubry and think it’s short-sighted because who are they looking at now that Cirie is gone?? Her and Tiffany. Cirie is a great shield for you and keeping all 3 guys in removed so much buffer for her. She’d be in a way better spot if one of the guys left. #Survivor50

Production is seriously trying to tank the game at this point it’s so embarrassing

Ozzy’s greatest contribution to #Survivor ever is giving Cirie his extra vote and I am not even exaggerating. #Survivor50

You know they really could’ve just done back to back votes at F9 and F8 that would’ve been so much better and less arbitrary #Survivor50

My expectations for new returnee seasons were in the ground after 34 and 40, but this season SUCKS ASS SO BAD OMG!!!! Fuck these twists!!!! #Survivor #Survivor50

F this split group twist too!!!!! #Survivor50

Oh f this challenge reversal #Survivor50

The thought of a universe where R*ck D*v*ns takes out Cirie with his idol shenanigans makes me physically ill I cannot live with that. #Survivor #Survivor50

Jenny Guzon Bae 2025 #survivor

He said it again tonight and I won’t stand for it. #Survivor #Survivor50

Jeff glazing Mr. Beast #Survivor50

I’ve had episodes air on my bday for almost every major returning player #Survivor season, despite the shift from Thursday to Wednesday and also the year off for COVID. All Stars: Shii Ann boot (wasn’t watching yet) HvV: Amanda boot/Robert Louis Stevenson house WaW: Kim boot 50: Mr Beast nonsense 😩

It’s generous of Dalton to say that there are points to be made on both sides because the only things that favor F3 are straw men. Final 2 is better in every possible way and it would fix so many problems if they brought it back. #Survivor

The thing that sucks is that there’s a lot of interesting and dynamic game to play at this point but with format shenanigans and way too backloaded pace, the potential of the endgame is so severely hindered. Just watching the game play out naturally is always the better move #Survivor #Survivor50

The stunt casting is tacky but I don’t hate this advantage #Survivor50

I was really hoping Steph would channel her inner “I can swim faster than this boat” and challenge Jeff #Survivor50

Tiffany got voted out after this challenge in 46 so I’m telling myself that can’t happen twice #Survivor50

Jeff’s main character syndrome never fails to reach new heights 😒 #Survivor

I am living for Cirie telling Ozzy and Jonathan how to react, though. #Survivor50

11 people still in the game on Day 18/26 is pretty outrageous. #Survivor50

Listen, I’m no stan of Joe or anything Survivor 48, but I hope he wins this battle against Devens SO bad. #Survivor50

I think about Survivor a lot. Never have I wondered “how would Jeff do in a challenge?” Never once.

Cirie catching the fish is her iconic “I can do this” moment and we all know it! #Survivor50

survivor forgot how to make a challenge take up fewer than 30 minutes #survivor

I do always like challenges that eliminate people at various checkpoints. It makes the stakes more interesting the whole time #Survivor50

Cirie deserved this exile safety so bad!! #Survivor50

I didn’t watch Survivor: SA but I still hate this twist. There are so many better ways to do get two people out 😭 #Survivor

I get so jealous of Survivor AU around this time every year for this exact reason 😭 it’s such a shame how few data points we have for it in US Survivor. More game to maneuver is better Survivor

“Sandra really doesn’t give a damn, which I’m realizing her M.O. for life.” -Malcolm Freberg, Survivor: Game Changers

Getting to talk to Tracy is a blast. I love that she’s still watching the show and is just as much of a firecracker as she was in Micro