The fact that Kristina’s plan very likely would have worked of flushing the idol and getting Rizo out with one vote if either Steven hasn’t leaked to Sage, or Sage hadn’t leaked to Sophie is kinda killing me 😭 she just can’t catch a break #Survivor #Survivor49

Watching Savannah and Sophie play together is like watching an alternate reality version of Rachel and Genevieve where they worked it out on the remix #Survivor #Survivor49

“Make nice when you’re a millionaire back home” HELL YEAH I NEVER DOUBTED YOU QUEEN #Survivor #Survivor49

“Mean girl energy” yet she’s nothing but kind, sweet, and supportive when caught on camera 🤨 #Survivor #Survivor49

Random pet peeve but I feel like it should not be considering a balance beam if you don’t have to actually balance??? Like we’re just making up rules right now lmao #Survivor #Survivor49

Notice how Steven is always the one people go to to talk when they’re in their feelings, including people both inside and outside his alliance. Social King! #Survivor #Survivor49

Notice how Steven is always the one people go to to talk when they’re in their feelings, including people both inside and outside his alliance. Social King! #Survivor #Survivor49

SAGE NOOOOOOO UGH I HATE IT HERE #Survivor #Survivor49

Mustafa is in very urgent need of help, and I would appreciate it so much if everyone who has the means to do so could give whatever amount is feasible for them. He needs $3,600 for surgery on his hand, and if he cannot get it by Thursday, they will have to amputate. chuffed.org/project/1418...

I try so hard not to allow myself to get invested in male public figures who are strangers to me personally, but every time Joseph Abdin is on my screen, I can’t help but ask myself why every man isn’t like him #TAR38

Idk it’s kinda absurd to me that people are going so hard on MC not trusting them when it was her FIRST TRIBAL COUNCIL! Like sorry but I think it’s fair to not unconditionally trust people you have never actually put pen to parchment with #Survivor #Survivor49

Lord I mean Jeff PLEASE SOPHIE CANNOT GO TONIGHT we’re finally getting to see her and I’m loving every minute!! #Survivor #Survivor49

People so often minimize the trauma that comes from severe social ostracism. They think of trauma as something that stems from a very dramatic, often violent event. As someone who has been there, my heart goes out to Savannah, and I’m so glad she got out #Survivor #Survivor49

Mustafa is in very urgent need of help, and I would appreciate it so much if everyone who has the means to do so could give whatever amount is feasible for them. He needs $3,600 for surgery on his hand, and if he cannot get it by Thursday, they will have to amputate. chuffed.org/project/1418...

Lmao yeah I do not buy for a second that Jeff is watching horror movies in his spare time lmao #Survivor #Survivor49

I feel like this episode would be a lot more exciting if they hadn’t put two #Survivor49 people on 50, whose names were obviously going to leak, and then made it explicitly clear that they’re making those picks based on post-merge gameplay #Survivor

Saying Steven in front of ALEX, someone who all of them but Sophi (and kind of Nate) literally just met is absolutely wild considering that they picked Steven because his close ally has an idol!!!! What are we doing???? #Survivor #Survivor49

They tried to come for my birthday twin, but she said not today!!!!! I see you, Queen!! #Survivor #Survivor49

Petition to retire earning the merge feast and bring back having to earn final four firemaking by convincing someone to vote with you to form a tie! #Survivor #Survivor49

Man I’m so sick of this shit ENOUGH of earning the merch feast, ENOUGH of pushing THE SAME GIANT BALLS AROUND EVERY SINGLE SEASON. This challenge is one of the most boring parts of every single season. Just let them eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Survivor #Survivor49

If this was pre-Gabler, I’d be calling it against Savannah edit wise right now. Falling for Sage/Jawan’s story, and getting called a psycho by Sage in confessional? Back in my day, that was a death knell for someone’s winner chances. #Survivor #Survivor49

Sage really is Carolyn’s daughter. So smart and perceptive and people just completely overlook her because she’s a little quirky #Survivor #Survivor49

None of the #Survivor49 contestants are on Bluesky this season, right? This is a safe space for me to say that I think someone is hot without facing the consequences of my yapping?

No but actually, as somebody who has gone through some very serious trauma in my life, particularly when I was underage, it feels like I’m being stabbed in the eye whenever someone talks about how they’re lucky because of their “mindset” like oh ok!!!!! #Survivor #Survivor49

Jawan my man all you have to do is say that she was trying to get Sage & Steven to take you out! If they don’t believe that and they don’t understand your decision, then they were never actually really with you!!! (Which we know is the case, but he doesn’t) #Survivor #Survivor49

It actually is not awesome for it to be “sweltering hot” while on vacation either, Jeff 💀 #Survivor #Survivor49

I can confidently say I have never in my life laughed as hard and as long watching #Survivor in 49 seasons as I just did during that Sage/Shannon segment. The deadpan to the camera. The hand holding. Stargazing. Sage saying Shannon is familiar with karma. I can’t fucking breathe!

Something about Shannon saying Jawan should still be “kind” to Steven even though, in her mind, they’re voting him out is cracking me up like as opposed to what? Bullying him???????? 💀💀💀 She’s always wording things in the most intentionally funny way #Survivor #Survivor49

Not Steven making a Chicken Run reference omg I adore that man lmao #Survivor #Survivor49

Is this Sophi’s first ever challenge win???? 😭😭😭😭😭 good for her! #Survivor #Survivor49

Nate immediately squatting down to check in and support a woman he just met and does not know at all. Real AF I knew I liked him for a reason! #Survivor #Survivor49

No disrespect to the #Survivor49 cast or the undoubtedly very grueling conditions they endured out there, but I really think Jeff has memory holed a lot of the early seasons and what they put them through back then 😭 Guatemala had similar heat and STARTED WITH AN 11 MILE HIKE #Survivor

We’re starting the episode with Sage saying she’s a wolf who is about to eat Shannon???? OK I’M UP #Survivor #Survivor49

Jason going from alternate to puzzle whiz to swap screwed right before merge is killing me 😭 he seems like a really sweet, likable guy, and I wish we got more from him before his ouster. #Survivor #Survivor49

The one sided Savannah beef with Jawan is so wild because it genuinely seems like Jawan just likes her and thinks she’s cool, meanwhile every single thing he does annoys tf out of her 😭 it’s great television but I do feel a little bad lmao #Survivor #Survivor49

WHO made fun of Alex for being “weak” and “soft” I just wanna talk!!!!! #Survivor #Survivor49

Man, they really set us up to think that we were getting a juicy steak for tribal tonight, only to get reheated nachos instead 😭 it’s really hard to see anything exciting happening tonight. It’s Jason with an outside 1% chance of Jawan. #Survivor #Survivor49

I don’t think I’ve ever watched someone on this show who has stronger “high school classmate you never talked to who tries to get you to join a different MLM every year” energy than Shannon #Survivor #Survivor49

Shannon saying Sage never talks strategy with her as if she didn’t immediately rat her out the second she expressed a very minor game related concern to her 💀 it really does seem like she thinks Sage is so stupid. #Survivor #Survivor49

STOP teaching Nate zoomer trends omg PLEASE let him maintain his innocence 😭 #Survivor #Survivor49

Me and who

This Alex, Steven, Sage link up: #Survivor #Survivor49

Showing Savannah saying it’s funny to Jawan and then IMMEDIATELY cutting to her calling it annoying in confessional 💀 #Survivor #Survivor49

Notice how everyone always wants to work with Steven AND everyone thinks he wants to work with them? Social game is A+++++ #Survivor #Survivor49

That smile Steven gave Shannon when she said she would vote out Sage lmao he is not fucking with her at ALL and she does not seem to realize it 💀 #Survivor #Survivor49

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Serious question: is a man with short hair taking a woman’s hair tie to show off that he’s sleeping with her or dating her a thing? Or is Zach just copying Vince? That is so weird to me like if a man wanted to wear mine on his wrist I’d be so weirded out like who are you performing for 😭 #BB27

I just found out that Matt Hardeman has almost 100k followers somehow, which explains so much, but now I really need some of the male alumni who want to consider themselves allies to reel him in before he pivots to becoming a manosphere influencer #BB27

Sorry I haven’t live skeeted (is that the phrase we use here?) #Survivor the past few weeks, but let the record show that I am team Alex all the way, baby!!!! #Survivor49

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)