Bless, my friend at the vape store is like the one football fan that hasn't heard that the Bears are doing well because of the Pope. He laughed so hard I thought he'd piss himself. And I felt like a god.

i was married to vincent price from 1974 until my death in 1991

damn that baby looks cool as hell

I'm the only person in my friend group who has watched Heated Rivalry and I am losing my mind not being able to talk to anyone in depth about it.

bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)

Sirianni and Patullo should hand over their entire salaries to Fangio.

All I will say about that game is that Kevin Patullo is a football terrorist. With that defense we should have been up by 30. Shouldn't have even given them a chance.

Thank you, Josh, you're a real one

Kevin Patullo vs. Joe Brady

BALL DONT FUCKING LIE

I don't follow college football, but I do look forward to the Pop-Tarts Bowl every year

as a Christian fuck this!!!!

spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters

Pope Leo condemns suffering in Gaza in first Christmas sermon

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

I’m developing an esports version of Heated Rivalry that fucking sucks shit

Today I visited a man who died 105 years ago. His name is Ray Leonard. He was a shoemaker in Lebanon, OR. He had brief fame in his lifetime but his story isn't well known today. It is a transgender story, though long before that term was used. If you have a moment, I'd like to tell you about him.

Had the most rewarding trans experience this morning. Give me a bit, I'm going to write a thread later. I promise it's worthwhile.

Philly is America's greatest city

Hell of a Thursday night game.

why is the united states government coming for my underwear, man

My favorite thing is when one history book drags the shit out of another one and they are right to do it.

JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word? JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown. LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine? MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black) LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word? NINE (rasping like batman): meat

This is every Sims legacy house I build, just room tacked onto room, each more confusing in their uses than the last.

UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"

In my feelings about how good transition is, in general and in specific, so have a little transition timeline, from before I knew I was trans to earlier today. 2010-2015-2020-2025

78 days

I ship Ryan Fitzpatrick/Josh Allen, because this shit is hella gay.

Got asked for my pronouns today for the first time in a couple years. Two thoughts: 1) Damn, clocked. 2) Woke is back, baby.

The best phrase I get to use regularly at work is "we have a mutual customer." It makes me feel important and makes the other agent more relaxed because they don't have to deal with an actual customer for the next 5-15 minutes.

In my opinion if you gift this you have to let him play if he shows up

Ah yes, the post-session anxiety attack. Forgot about this part of DMing.

Five people? Mr. The Pope, that's one too many for an ideal Magic the Gathering Commander pod...

Getting up early for the gym is making me more alert and better at my job in the mornings and I hate hate hate that the propaganda is true.

I need a man primarily because I need someone to teach me how to interact at a barbershop.

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you” nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

I will pass this on to King K. Rool, thank you so much. He really needs to hear this. He will make his tech even worse on purpose.

Guys. . . this is my first World Series. Is it normally this? Is this what I've been missing?

I'd write random bible verses on my hat to gain a competitive advantage. I want the hitter thinking "why does he care so much about the proscription of shellfish?"

Forgot to do a costume for Halloween, but I'm not going anywhere and not expecting trick-or-treaters. I threw on a jersey. If anyone asks, I'm doing the world's laziest Jordan Mailata cosplay.

Linguistics killjoy here: they're both "correct" inasmuch as any word has a fixed correct pronunciation. Being a pedant about how to pronounce "biopic" is as grating as debating the pronunciation of "caramel".

Steelers uniforms are atrocious

New pet peeve: places describing themselves as pet-friendly when they mean strictly dogs and no other pets.