It’s not actually about COVID-19 but it really was - The Starter Kit

Genuinely might be the greatest encapsulation of the American election in 2024 in a single image.

I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy

My will to go on this week is thinner than Amanda Palmer’s eyebrows

Dudes beat off to a chat bot and then act like theyre in an Philip K. Dick story about the instability of reality after the cringe sets in

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

RFK Jr. did HWAT kffhealthnews.org/public-healt...

There was about a five year period where James Franco went “I can do 12 different kinds of artistic things but none of them very well, does that impress you?”

every wednesday the electricity company sends me an email that's like "you used about the same amount of electricity this week as you did last week" and I'm like cool man. keep me updated I guess

Castlevania 64

The Green Knight (2021)

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Pixies Gigantic meets the old Attack of the 50ft Woman poster. This took forever to draw, so please buy several prints.

Yeah, there really is a book for sale on Amazon called Infinite Jeffs, where they replaced all the words of Infinite Jest with the word "Jeff". It's 25 bucks. www.amazon.com/Infinite-Jef...

HD Slippy Toad isn’t real and can’t hurt me

This is such BS. Only the Allied tech tree gets Dolphins

I spent about 5+ hours on phone hold for work today but I pet a puppy so it’s a wash

Cherish your Gen X celebrities who have so far resisted the call of Gen X Brain, for they drank of it directly from the hose

This is so obviously insider trading that — under a different administration — I’d assume it was a honey trap.

We fought. We won. Others can too. www.mediamatters.org/angelo-carus...

Maine Senate election

New auto-reply for LLM-generated marketing spam ✨

Audible’s audiobook version of Orientalism starts out with this insane stereotypical middle eastern musical flourish and it made me laugh a bit too hard in public

She looks like she's about to tell me to destroy a GDI base and steal their tiberium.

For all of the Obligate Carnivores who want a bite directly off a corn cob - I get it

That’s right - they got Craft Services this time

Stripper name: Agent Cody Skanks

Game & Watch Gallery 3 contains unused graphics that appear to depict a sequence of a Fly Guy stealing Toad's mushroom cap (which according to Nintendo is part of his head), Toad dying as a result of this, and slowly decaying to nothing.

Unfortunately SpaceX can’t be cleared for an IPO before we investigate all Italian shareholders

Cartoon villainy, just Snidely Whiplash levels of equally barbaric and stupid

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Finally a good YouTube short

Oh they’re broke broke

Nestcam giving some of the prettiest light references

Bioshock Infinite-ass Presidential Messaging

BREAKING FROM BBC: Opposition party projected to win in Hungary. Orban has reportedly congratulated Péter Magyar. Watch live: www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

Cayenne pepper is kosher for Passover and this is overlooked too often

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

If I was a dog I would absolutely be one of the ones that just mindlessly thwack their tail on hardwood cabinets to make noise

Fuck you, we're porting Lost Levels again.

Emo Trump's in his fake friends era.

Iran literally pulled a Paul Atreides move huh