It’s giving napoleon tried to invade Russia but was like shit, it’s cold here

Then you pretty much have to resign. Guaranteeing safety is the job.

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#nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Eagles #Packers #MNF

GO BIRDS 🦅🦅🦅

"Some of the Border Patrol teams dispatched to Chicago could be diverted to Charlotte, North Carolina for an operation that is expected to start there this month, the U.S. officials said." www.cbsnews.com/news/gregory...

Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father. If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

"They have this thing, called the Envelope Method. You keep money in an Envelope. People gotta be smart."

HURTS to SMITH WAOW

NEW: President Trump's pardon of his alleged 2020 co-conspirators was less about shielding them from past crimes, his adversaries say, than about signaling to others that he has their back if he needs them again in 2026 or 2028. w/ @joshgerstein.bsky.social www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻

50-Cent Mortgage

"For When Losing Is Enough"

i just voted for Cloture to put your ass over a barrel

kicking a field goal in High Heels

finally - the right take lets pack it up, folks

The Packers are playing Meek Mill in a game against The Eagles they know the whole Meek Mill is from Philly thing, right?

Green Day FudgePackers (Dookie)

INGRAHAM: “Why are people saying they’re anxious about the economy?” TRUMP: “The polls are fake 🤥. The economy is the strongest ever 🤥. We have $20 Trillion coming in 🤥 . Largely because of the tariffs 🤥.” Every sentence is a lie.

imagine conservatives electing George W Bush and donald trump back-to-back for multiple terms. how is that level of consecutive stupidity even possible?

The First Amendment protects our right to make jokes at the federal government's expense. We have the high ground and the Constitution on our side.

In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

its kinda crazy how this is a summation of class struggle in 4 words

BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️‍🌈 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

"Wow! I am so happy that Mamdani won. This is a great sign." Schumer: "HELLO, FELLOW KIDS!"

Oh, it turns out Schumer asked Grok if he should cave to trump and it said yes common mistake

Kinda funny the Dems did the shutdown largely as a show for the base and now people are madder than before lol

this is smams

cortez-masto sends me donation letters like twice a week and i donate money to quite a few causes she will never get a fucking dime

Mrs.Puff: Okay, so you are going to win. All you have to do is wait and DONT BLINK. Senate Dems:

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

not the most important point at the moment, but damn i hope i have this energy at his age dude might be detailing policy at 100

yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

Chat - Is it a good idea to negotiate with a Political Party that has endorsed (by action or inaction) arresting their opponents? asking for a New York AG

Pro-Trump Macroeconomics guy released a video calling trumps 50-Year Mortgage idea an "unmitigated disaster" I am sure Casino Man knows what he is doing

He's already declaring victory. Elected Dems, you are so stupid.

*SCHUMER SAYS HE IS VOTING NO ON ICE FUNDING (same energy)

schumer: don't worry, I've got us right where they want us

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

They had one job. Say "No". They failed.

Yea. This is the right position. The R's would not have imploded the economy (a many months shutdown would have done this). They know they were being blamed. The Dems could have won on Healthcare and SNAP. Period.

I’m missing three paychecks, I want this to have meant something. I’m tired of getting sold down the river by D’s and abused by R’s. I want the D’s to hold the line, especially now when the R’s are finally freaking out.

President Donald Trump was greeted by an enthusiastic crowd at the Commanders ga— … oh, wait wrong clip

Why has the government been closed at all if Senate Dems cave now? Didn't they say that they could not go along with throwing millions of people off health care? What's materially changed? A *promise* is not action. ALSO fascists lie and I've been told by some Senate Dems that the GOP is fascist.

Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero

"Its time to get back to normal business and re-open the government" -Senate Dems

If it were up to me, I wouldn't respond to the illegal withholding of funds in order to starve 42 million Americans by handing over more money. But that's just me.

the dems that cave are a fucking joke - getting promises for nothing why did you even waste our time and resources?