I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon The Guardian: 1st paragraph BBC: 4th paragraph AP: 5th paragraph Time: 6th paragraph Politico: 8th paragraph NPR: 9th paragraph CNN: 10th paragraph NBC: 12th paragraph Fox News: never mentions

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social this is RJ and he wants everyone to see his toy carrot

At least 43 outlets shared anti-trans misinfo after Charlie Kirk shooting A report from the Trans Journalists Association found that 43 outlets published misinformation about “transgender ideology” after Charlie Kirk’s killing xtramagazine.com/video/anti-t...

That was a big one

"I'm breaking up with all of you to spend time with my new fridge" @mcrowther.bsky.social

These "you just have to tolerate speech you loathe" people talk about Nazism like it'd be totally okay to just live with a Nazi element in perpetuity for two, three, five, a hundred generations, as long as everyone followed the rules and didn't throw hands, and that is so rampantly depraved

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

Did a Sport today with both trans and cis people of various genders! No one died!

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

good morning

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

If you’ve got Kaiser you can go get your vaxxes, no questions asked about whether you “deserve” it or whatever

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

"How you like them apples"

My sources inside the DOJ have informed me that the full lyrics to Pink Pony Club were inscribed on each bullet, very concerning.

Which work? Calling for gay people to be stoned to death? Blaming airplane crashes on black pilots? Anti-vax bullshit? Election denialism? Pushing Great Replacement Theory? Kirk’s murder is awful and ominous for this country. But no, we don’t need to honor him or “continue his work.”

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

This week I learned that churches don’t have to pay into unemployment!

protect trans olds

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:

I've literally seen comments about how boiled milk is still raw because it isn't pasteurized.

man the thing is. if you're lucky enough to get old, when you're dying, you know there's gonna be a few people who don't mind it. everybody has haters. it's what it is. but our special boy at 1600 pennsylvania gets to live knowing that millions of people were excited to hear that maybe he died lol

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

any halfway decent journalist should ask Newsom "why is 19 too young to receive lifesaving medical treatment but not too young to date you"

First off let’s just talk about roads. Most of the places Waymos are successfully operating right now are built around grid patterns. Boston’s streets were designed by drunk 17th century cows.

ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕

This is Gavin Newsom introducing and attempting to mainstream the idea that adults should also not be allowed to transition. That he, and people like him, should have the right to dictate whether we receive medical care, or are denied it. And you ask why we'll oppose him to our dying breaths?

James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...

The rush to coronate Newsom years ahead of schedule, to stomp on all opposition before any votes are ever cast, and to enshrine his bigotries and general awfulness as not only necessary politics but morally correct reveals just how corrupt much of the Democratic Party is. The same with Cuomo.

Belle and Sebastian announce 'Tigermilk' / 'If You're Feeling Sinister' 30th anniversary tour www.brooklynvegan.com/belle-and-se...

Happy Belle and Sebastian tour announcement day to those who celebrate! It’s a big one!

i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea

Song for today youtu.be/1bSdRizGYb0?...

the only jira we need is gojira 🦎

No gods. No masters. No Jira.

TRANS HEALTHCARE TROLLEY PROBLEM A runaway trolley is set to roll down the empty track, saving the trans people. However, that guy over there might voluntarily walk onto the train track. Do you pull the lever, sacrificing the trans people to protect that one guy from possibly making a mistake?

Trans people are now banned from UPenn, Harvard, Brown, Cornell, Columbia, intntnl track & field, the Olympics, chess, darts, most federal jobs, the US military & intelligence services, federal facilities, public bathrooms in most states, & many local sports. Seems bad! Let me know what I missed!

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand: $678M raised through those spam tactics $282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies. $11M to actual campaigns (1.6%) The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

Here in Boston you can't get onto "Route 95 North" unless you know to instead follow the signs for "Route 93 South". This strange arrangement is the best way we have found to promote humility in our populace.

Our new song ‘Mother, Pray For Me’ is out now ❤️ it’s special to me. it was hard to write and i’m pretty nervous to share it. i hope you like it. xo liz thebeths.ffm.to/motherprayfo...

16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store

im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?

The problem seems to be that trans people are such a small, unimportant part of the population that you can safely abandon us but also such a huge, important voting bloc that if we fail to come through for the Democrats we'll single-handedly swing the election

3) when people try to say "patience, optics, don't scare the average joes" like it's SSM/gay rights in 2010, remember those were new rights we were lobbying to get for the first time. what THIS discussion is about is TAKING AWAY rights trans people have HAD for decades

My Tetris game was impeccable today