thinking,, about this

two words for any of my friends who see this as an invitation and/or challenge: i’d win.

a no punches pulled, genuine ass kicking would in fact fix me rn I think

The bisexuals gun

The dangers

Icon for @dtnols.bsky.social !!

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

All of this sucks but also vgen said "wearing pasties in public is fine if you're flat-chested"

guys i forgot its dont kill yourself thursday i forgot to dont kill yourself

Magik!

boys will be boys! we need you to take a zoom call from the delivery room, ur actually gonna have to work on naruto merch while ur baby is in the NICU, remember the employee handbook, "no does not mean no"

mommy🍖

ok thanks i guess

Hey, sorry I didn't respond to your text. I was busy turning into a little fox among a pile of my old human clothes. Yeah, I was doing the "♀!?" too

evil bunny named Heather (she/her) 🐇🦇🫀

she suck the sour dust off my worm til it goes gummy

sour britecrawler themed blowjob tn queen

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oomfs

heh

last night i had a dream that they added a new hero to Deadlock that had IBS. they were extremely powerful but every 5 minutes they had to return to base for a minute or they'd die

This is not wrong.

maybe they're just scared of the psiionic rapist warriors

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not to vague post on main. but seeing [_______] clock in nearly 900 more hours in marvel rivals after i stopped playing with him is crazy fucking work. 37 and a half real days worth of playtime over what. nine months?

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

you really gotta be careful about what moves your pokemon learns

"a trans woman wanting to be gendered correctly is a binary way of thinking" im screaming im screaming im screaming

i find it really funny that you can trace an entire generations worth of people obsessed with bratty shortstacks to midna

Grub

Ohhh ... so thats what coffee creamer is

Leotard version

That's because the J gets smoked.

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

extremely dismissive footjob from a girl that doesn’t particularly like me would fix me I fear

*knocks on door in expensive neighborhood* hello ma’am, i am going door to door today to find some volunteers and signatures for our petition. oh, what for? we’re trying to get a dog a handjob. yeah i guess there’s nothing really stopping us now, we just thought we’d ask if you wanted to come too

normalize an apology with a happy ending

Fun fact: Punks, goths, and other openly public "freaky" people are the most likely to be helpful when something is needed.

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

おおかみおんな着ぐるみ、ほしい

lori goes to her first rave

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what the fuck is "girls desperately frotting" and can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i join can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i join can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i watch can i join can i join