tetanus shot

she’s kinda real for this

Blue Poison is the only almond at the Baja Blast factory... Is it worth it?

easily my most problematic trait is im a steam controller apologist

night of the horse

wear your camo

mashcore would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

touch, sweet touch you’ve given me too much to feel sweet touch you’ve almost convinced me I’m real

Plural systems with fictives

being demisexual is so cool bc it’s like. the hottest people you know really were the friends you made along the way.

Lammy Blows It

sliced meats and nice feet would fix me

The lurch rightward on trans acceptance wasn't organic, it's a pogrom being initiated by the rich as part of the execution of fascism. Fascism is all about shrinking the boundaries of the national in-group to constantly create an internal enemy to scapegoat and distract from the real problem.

What a Piece of Cinema!

alright-

lets read minecraft handbook with mama #undertale10thanniversary #deltarune #berdly

a girl like me can't live without her standing medium punch

true or false? #art #oc #yuri

#furry #furryart

getting sued by both Johnson & Johnson and the Linux Foundation for my “Tylenol Victim” t-shirt with a diagram of linux kernel subsystems on it

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

once you meet women you’ll never stop wanting to hold their balls with your bare hands

call me elsa spiderman because im being fingered by my family

reverse bun suit ✨❤️

they should announce the sony petplay station already

doggy of the stars ★

This is real btw

"No freakin' way, man! You got This Is Spinal Tap AND Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Aw yeah! Yeah, I'm pretty much done here. Unless you got a copy of Porky's or Zapped laying around somewhere."

Cuck chair at the orgy that's a dunk tank

last night, brian griffin died. retweet this if you agree

“I love Tetris. As a result, I don't have many friends. I wish I could live back in the day when Tetrisheads were common and accepted as members of a hardworking society, but the nineties were long gone.”

no one to adore you

"I'll heat up some lasagna" #BreakingBad

indeed emails be like “hi [DEADNAME] we think with your history in customer service you’d be perfect for 2 hour part time shifts at the Dick Sucking Factory. the pay is 5$ an hour less than your profile’s stated minimum. eat shit!” And They Send These Every Five Minutes

ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of being an end user

so sorry to any of my friends who see me feverishly typing for five minutes in the gc before deleting my entire spiel and going silent. ive learned an ounce of self restraint to not say the dumbest possible fucking thing at all times nowadays. most of the time.

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

*post sex, tied to your knot for the next half hour* are you mad at me

sometimes a transformation is more mental than physical. Sinking down, down, deeper, into the peaceful dark. 🌙 And letting someone else take over for a few days (or weeks). A thick, rubber costume? An anal plug the size of cantaloupe? Those are just lubrication 🩵💛🖤✨

first day of maid school and yep, theyre killing me because im drinking a monster during high tea

NETIZENS BEWARE: This Person uses "healthy coping mechanisms" to live with their "sexual trauma". can someone throw a fucking brick through their window?

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28% is so high like it's SO high Only 36% of gen z is Christian, to contrast, specifically: only 22% of them are Protestant and a mere 14% are Catholic lmao there are more communist kids than Protestant kids & twice as many commie kids as Catholic kids religioninpublic.blog/2022/06/15/g...