watched the new Silent Hill movie and I love that the fake beard quality is close to that of a Tim & Eric sketch

idr if i ever posted this here but sam and max was mentioned so i post it now

While sorting through a pile of occlupanids in biology class as an introduction to taxonomy, students at Sidwell Friends School in Washington, DC noticed some small green occlupanids that did not fit into any of the dichotomous keys they were creating, and perhaps found an unidentified species...

nepo baby rainbow dash

how it feels to take a b12 vitamin everyday and go on the computer

i am begging some of you netplay warriors to put $10 towards a better life

"JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11" -every congressman who has stocks in Raytheon and Boeing, probably.

RE9 Grace true gif

CW: Guns Play nice

I'm back from the dungeon, gonna start working on art again. art for @avnillari.bsky.social I owe this it so much art . . .

THE TIME HAS COME

marathon owes royalties to every trans artist and musician for cultivating and keeping the glitch digital psychosis artistic framing alive

kalashi looking for sponsors

The more I've sat with this the angrier I've gotten about it. This doctor went to her looking for absolution. "Sorry I'm putting you at risk of death and detransitioning you but I have to put food on the table." Fucking ghoulish.

Interesting interview in Playboy with transgender adult content creators. People often point to Pornhub stats showing trans content is more popular than ever as a contradiction, as if political and sexual objectification were ever mutually exclusive

it's your hit bro that shit is still cherried 🔥🔥👍

23 kisses for 23 years :)

there is something deeply erotic about a woman taking viagara

this is me if you even care 🥺

my weed brownies are doing whatever the opposite of this is

I love Sony because they’ll make the most beautiful, functional digital camera you’ve ever seen and name it like this verytallbart bit

Shout out to girls who are fat. Fat girls are so fucking cute

had the phrase "creatine cuck" pop into my head so i searched that phrase and found an incredible reddit thread

You guys you guys I just remembered I have GOT to show you this car I saw while driving home today

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

🍭

bsky does kinda have an issue with people falling for shit real easily but also I remember posting this before SF6 launched on twitter and having a handful of people genuinely believe it so things could be worse to put it lightly

windows 12 being subscription-based is stupid because— mmgh,,.. no... stop... we're both girls...mmffpphhgg,,,,,

Sound Transit unveils new Orca card design

Ohhhh

makita sex toy ft. @gigawix.bsky.social

“Gordank Freedab… about that bowl i owed you”

I am not going to sit here and buy someone calling my transness a problem and then saying they're "defending" children like I was. This rhetoric pits GNC cis people and trans people against each other, but we also need to understand what this is: the argument that being GNC has a moral limit.

coffee and a cigarette in the morning with no twink call that a Gluten-Free Traditional European Breakfast

Pick a glory hole western man

“i ain’t catholic, im just a masochist for the love of the game”

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.