Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Yes. Basically the last episode of nearly every series now spends most of the time pitching for another season rather than finishing the story properly -so loose ends are left untied or plots fudged just in case they want to keep story lines or characters going. You can spot it a mile off.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Today the entire country will be let down by Everton.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Just caught a glimpse of Kuenssberg, nude and reclined on a Westminster pavement. Flaps gaping impossibly wide - thrashing away at a clit the size of a beef tomato, lost in total abandonment. Traumatised.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

On Webbe, at least. These candidates go well beyond Burgon and Abbott.

Just got the best scam email in work its claiming to be from the gardaí about a criminal investigation but is written like a letter from the leprechaun in Darby o gill and the little people I have printed it out

Computers don’t tell you this any more because it’s no longer true

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Hi, I'm Jesus Christ. Welcome to Jackass.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

And litigation being expensive and slow, I don’t see why anyone would not want this to happen if it’s done well, ie with human verification at the end.

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I bet they’ve got a wet leg, the dirty old pissflaps. I bet they do.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Almond

SOME PERSONAL NEWS…. LOOKING FORWARD TO ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP AND GETTING FUCKING STUCK IN

If you're lazy like me and can't be bothered to walk 7ft and open a drawer to find the DVD, an absolute legend has put all of Brass Eye up on YouTube. youtu.be/pQCrcAFuI-E?...

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

“Just popping to the court to deny another rape charge. I shall wear a shit-smeared hat.”

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"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated"

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention

Nobody speaketh to me like that, not even myne close friends. Thou knowst me not. THOU ART BLOCK’D!

I bet you did Pepys you dirty old bollocks. I bet you fucking did.

I can’t imagine the “Prince of Darkness”’s hoop has ever been so tattered as it probably is at the moment, albeit for perhaps a slightly different reason this time #reptiles

*opening laptop for bomb disposal instructions* UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE "Jesus Christ NOT NOW" WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD "The bomb the bomb it's going to explode" GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY "there is no blue wire!" GREAT CATCH

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!

@robdelaney.bsky.social Almost a decade ago Let us celebrate the anniversary together

“You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember.”

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

i think the auto body shop should find a different way to say “we’re almost finished with your car”