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And litigation being expensive and slow, I don’t see why anyone would not want this to happen if it’s done well, ie with human verification at the end.

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I bet they’ve got a wet leg, the dirty old pissflaps. I bet they do.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Almond

SOME PERSONAL NEWS…. LOOKING FORWARD TO ROLLING MY SLEEVES UP AND GETTING FUCKING STUCK IN

If you're lazy like me and can't be bothered to walk 7ft and open a drawer to find the DVD, an absolute legend has put all of Brass Eye up on YouTube. youtu.be/pQCrcAFuI-E?...

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

“Just popping to the court to deny another rape charge. I shall wear a shit-smeared hat.”

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"I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated"

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

getting shot in the head with a sniper and my body launches into a perfect backflip and lands upright leaning against the wall in a cunty position. The soldier who shot me has nightmares about it every day until killing his wife and then himself on March 28, 2043

excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention

Nobody speaketh to me like that, not even myne close friends. Thou knowst me not. THOU ART BLOCK’D!

I bet you did Pepys you dirty old bollocks. I bet you fucking did.

I can’t imagine the “Prince of Darkness”’s hoop has ever been so tattered as it probably is at the moment, albeit for perhaps a slightly different reason this time #reptiles

*opening laptop for bomb disposal instructions* UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE "Jesus Christ NOT NOW" WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD "The bomb the bomb it's going to explode" GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY "there is no blue wire!" GREAT CATCH

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NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!

@robdelaney.bsky.social Almost a decade ago Let us celebrate the anniversary together

“You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember.”

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Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

i think the auto body shop should find a different way to say “we’re almost finished with your car”

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“I should never have bought that fucking deathbed”

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What was your biggest impact on the internet?

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MERRY PISSMARSE, BASTARDS I HOPE “CHRISTMAS MAN” IS GOOD TO YOU ALL

Begging companies to employ people with knowledge of internet lore

My latest. Love the pic.

Hahaha https://youtu.be/P_cb6ec6UjA?si=sUjVet445BBrsHLK

"Border towns are always pulled between two impulses: liberal openness to difference, pluralism and complex identities or as an identity as a frontier post guarding against the Other." Lovely to have this post by @lewisbaston.bsky.social, author of Borderlines, on his visit to Nova Gorica/ Gorizia

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

I Am The One and Only One I Know (Chesney Hawkes/Charlatans)

Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.

“ROUND THEM ALL UP AND GAS THEM LIKE BADGERS”

CUNT THESE LITTLE ELECTRIC SKULL-MEASURING BASTARDS RIGHT IN THE FUCK AND THEN BURN THE CUNTS TO ASHES

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

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New Black Friday AirTag Deal Has 1-Pack for Just $17.99

Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.