If there's one thing botched taught me it's that sometimes facial filler is administered in a hotel room and it's actually dental cement

Scavino hectoring on honesty is akin to a meth addict preaching on the virtues of sleep hygiene.

Post a song where it is absolutely acceptable to crank it up with the windows open youtu.be/znlFu_lemsU

“The executives with a couple of steps could have opened the door. But they thought they were better than the working people. [..] That’s the biggest mistake - that a person doesn’t count much when he hasn’t got money. What good is a rich man and he hasn’t got a heart?”

What?!! Sauron sent the dog? No good will come of this for the olympic rings.

A little ashamed I forgot what a great voice he had And also yeah Reagan was ass

Just like the narratives around trans rights and racial justice, this framing constructs "activists" as unreasonable, radical and holding all the power. "Do you know how mean fat activists are if you lose weight?" Do you know how mean everyone else is if you don't?!

joyce is going after elon again

I’m thinking about the fact that the United States is made up of so many different people from so many different places, and how it’s not so much a melting pot as a delicious richly-flavored stew that keeps us warm during cold and trying times, and how that’s pretty darn neat.

if you’re making me use decimals on my thermostat you’re doing it wrong

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

One amazing way to keep Amelia’s fight against Batten Disease going is to vote for the BDSRA in the Project for Awesome 2026. Voting ends on Wednesday, Feb. 18. Just head to: projectforawesome.com/videos/proje...

Is this man really skating to his own music

I’m glad I’m a big old chicken in general because I feel this kind of impulsive thought in my soul

“Empire is petty; it lives for—and through—spectacle.” I wish there was a way to gift this article, because even though it is one of the few things I’ve actually thrown down in disgust and fury it is necessary It is necessary to bear witness to atrocity Never again means never again for anyone

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social “poop LIDAR” I have died

He’s absolutely right (and it’s also why making it Black History Month was a doozy of a choice)

The name Chuck Schumer should go down in history next to such luminaries as Vidkun Quisling and Philippe Pétain at this point

@mdsha.bsky.social what’s the eta on the turn lanes for GA at University, it’s been a hot bunch of minutes

Everything really is about money! Thank you, Dinosaur Comics! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franksg...

A fantastic review of Bad Bunny's performance at the Super Bowl by the Canadian Press.👏🇵🇷♥️ www.tsn.ca/nfl/article/...

wtf Pokémon

Today’s the day!

Head of Substack all “deplatforming doesn’t work” when bruh it absolutely does

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit. Gentle Spades "I'm a veteran"

The man knows himself

Hey @mcdotnow.bsky.social are there any plans to plow CT and WI Avenues South of the beltway because uhhhhhh jfc the off-ramp just south on CT and WI at Cedar have been frikkin nightmares for far too long

i’ve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.

Bodies were absolutely a mistake

🚨 ACTION ALERT 🚨 Stand up to corporate greed with us tomorrow in Eastlake, OH, in support of more than 150 members at UAW Local 2359 whose jobs are being offshored by Conn-Selmer.

Hey @wmata.com I really appreciate the reserved seats for Rosa Park in honor of Feb 4th, but did you have to put the reserved seat all the way at the back of the train? Car 3130. Red line to Shady Grove. I'd take a Pic but it's the last car of the train and we're about to hit Gallery Place.

If there’s one thing @thedollop.bsky.social taught us it’s that hats are indeed necessary if you want to go outside in olde timey days

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

Goddammit I love Tates, now I gotta find another crispy cookie godDAMMIT

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I went to a CSU, fuck a ChatGPT. Fuckin embarrassing they did this in the first place.

Must not fedpost, must not fedpost.

There is no 'ceasefire' in effect when Israel has killed at least 527 people, including at least 177 children, and claims to have killed over 50 more people since October 10th. Would AP talk about 'ceasefire' if 527 Israelis would've been killed? No. It's journalistic malpractice based on racism.

Not really huge on dick-riding the founders, but there’s some absolutely amazing gardening tips for sustaining a tree of liberty

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Every day we get to learn about new kinds of crime

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“The quagga’s extinction was the result of human decision; many, collectively, leading to decimation. Ecological destruction, however vast, is a matter of choice. The solution requires re-organisation. It is not an easy task, but there is also no task more important.”

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.