You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

Palate cleanser

Pulling their spine like 💀 ; ; ; ;

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

the first person that patriarchy teaches a man to harm is himself. oppressive violence against others is more palatable if someone has already first been convinced to rip the copper wiring out of their own soul.

Wait, isn’t lard usually solid at room temp? Did this monster heat up the lard first? At what temperature does lard go liquid enough to slurp?

So, it was indeed dangerous to fire live weapons over inhabited areas, good to know

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

How are these people so fucking stupid Makes you almost miss Nixon

Could this heist BE more French Credit: AP photog Thibault Camus and @sky-west.bsky.social

I drink 10 beers in test of sobriety

hatch act violation speedrun any%

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social this is on you this is bad and you should feel bad

Super cool and good

“We’re going to spend the money and time people voted to allot to help you, by which we mean we’re going to call in hella cops to sweep your shit right before we pretend to help” I will admit to paraphrasing

I posit that Kathy Hochul is actually very good at politics and often doesn’t get enough credit.

sic semper tyrannis

If soldiers did indeed get paid then yeah, Congress has basically ceded all of it’s meaningful authority to the Executive and the Constitution is a dead letter.

Mesoamerican crop scientists had this agricultural system on lock thousands of years ago but whatever, starve I guess

Hell yeah bruv

This is so cool. Tangentially it’s kind of fun being humbled by realizing that there really are A LOT of people in the world and it’s not spread out the way you think.

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you don’t have to print lies in the newspaper

“A certain kind of Democratic politician is desperate to see who they can throw under the bus to guarantee their electoral success—which blood sacrifice they can make to Mammon to preserve their own hide. They style themselves bold truth-tellers, but the fear has consumed them.”

Christ I hope Portland Frog doesn’t get milkshake duck’d

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece. It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out. 1/2

Inspired

Hilarious

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social @ifbookspod.bsky.social It’s your old buddy Christopher Caldwell with another scorching hot take archive.today/mnDAS

I wonder how well it went when Roman emperors didn’t pay the Praetorians on time

King Shit of Fuck Mountain over here absolute legend

Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.

TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.

This is one of the most heartwarming things I’ve read, and we all need more of that in this world

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Did Garth Ennis name the baddies in The Boys after this guy or is it just coincidence

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

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Yeah alright

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